CHAPTER NINETEEN;
GOODBYE.

max🤩

holy fuck
are u awake?
he asked her to be his girlfriend
im sorry el 😭😭
ur asleep aren't u??
well shit
i'll text u tmrw
read at 8:49 am

oh
that's sweet

fuuuck i'm sososo sorry
i'm so sad abt it toooo 😭😭

don't be sad
u r so thicc 🍑

huh
aren't u sad?

lol i've been sad
it's whatever ya know

no
i don't know
this is so stupid
he is SO STUPID

how??
he asked the girl he likes to be his gf
that isn't stupid

IT IS STUPID BC HE IS IN LOVE W U AND HE'S WITH THIS BLAND ALMOND

i like almonds

ok then she's a raisin
A BLAND ASS RAISIN

i don't rly like raisins so

UR NOT SEEING MY POINT
she's snotty and judgmental and rude and boring and AH
i rly thought this was it
i thought he was done w these bimbos

oh bimbos?

BIMBOS
i rly thought u guys would get together
i'm soy sad

lol

STOP
UR SOY SAD TOO
I KNOW U ARE
this is so terrible
talk to him

and say what?

that he makes ur heart go whoosh and u wanna tickle his pickle

😳😳
but i-
i'm babie

then just say the first part

noo
he's happy
and i'm fine
everything is fine
it just be like that sometimes

he's not happy??

he seems happier
i've noticed over the past few weeks that he's been more enthusiastic when we talk

omg u dumb bitch
BC OF U
NOT HER

definitely not bc of me

UR BOTH SO STUPID I WANT TO DIE
I HAVE NO WORDS

u seem to have a lot of words but ok go off sis

el 😡😡😡
fix this

how

love him
let him love u

why do u care sm

bc he's my friend
and i suffer from his terrible taste in girls
u have no idea how many painful double dates i've had to experience

i bet
but stop
he had a girlfriend now

🤮🤮🤮

it isn't fair for either of them

🤧🤧🤧

max i'm being serious
let him be happy

😒😒😒

😊😊😊

my ship is comprised of idiots

ok sure

i have to go
i have home ec rn
but u need to text mike
and FLIRT
show him what he's missing

no

yes ttyl 😚😚😚
read at 9:44 am

mike😅

hey

hi
how'd ur party go last night

great
aside from dustin shoving my head in the cake before i even blew out the candles

ooh sounds eventful
did anything else happen
anything more eventful than that??

uh, no?
why?

lol just curious

okay, you're always weird, but you're being extra weird
are you okay?

yup 😤😤

okay

ok moving on
what'd ur friends get u

will got me some lights that change colors for me to put in the basement

omg like the tiktok e-boys use??

the what

nvm
continue

lucas got me a new switch controller bc he broke the other one when he lost at mario kart

oh how temperamental

yeah
dustin got me a new skateboard

wow u rly are an e-boy

i still don't know what that is

sjsjshsh ok
keep going

max gave me the keychain that lucas got her a few weeks ago
i'm pretty sure she forgot to get me something

ugh her mind 😫😫
that's all??

yeah?

oh
sounds like a small party
they were the only ones there??

yeah
why do you ask?

lol idk i just figured since ur THAT guy u would have more of a party-party

well, i'm not "THAT guy"

boi pls
ur soooo THAT guy

whatever

ok, THAT guy
wait are u mad at me

no
it's just frustrating that you say stuff like that sometimes

huh
i'm just joking

well, you joke too much

r u serious
ur mad that i called u THAT guy??
it isn't even an insult
well it is sort of but not rly
it's a matter of perspective

you say shit like that a lot
but you barely even know me

oh
i barely even know u??
ok then

el
no
i just meant that we don't actually know each other
because we've never met

lol no i know what u meant

i didn't mean it to be mean

ok

el
don't be upset

oh yes say that
bc that's how u make ppl less upset

we do know each other

no
u were right!
we rly don't
there's sm we don't know abt each other
like how i don't know kendall is ur gf

oh
i thought i told you we were dating

r u kidding
u know u never told me that
don't lie

i must've forgot

ha right
i'm sure!!

wait
how do you know if i never told you?

max

okay, so you've been talking to my best friends about me?
that's unethical

"UNETHICAL" WOW
funny coming from A LIAR

liar?

yes LIAR
L I A R

the spacing wasn't necessary

why didn't u tell me ur dating kendall

why does it matter?

bc u have a gf

so?
it's not like there's anything going on between us

i know that
but she probably won't want u texting other girls
i'm a girl

you want me to stop texting you?

no

actually
maybe you're right

what?

i have a girlfriend
maybe i shouldn't be texting other girls
and you're a girl

oh
yeah ok

okay then
i won't text you anymore

if that's what u want
and i won't text u either

good

well alright then
goodbye, mike 😊😊

goodbye, el
read at 10:58 am

max🤩

hi
so i lied earlier
i'm really, really, really not fine
not at all 🙃
delivered at 10:59 am

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a/n: i'm going into hiding so y'all can't murder me 😅😅 i would say i hope u liked this chapter,, but i'm fairly sure u didn't sksjsjsj.. anywhoo, thanks for reading!! xx

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