CHAPTER FOUR;
I AM THICC.

MIKE🥵✋🏻

hi hi

hey
i'm at school
i can't really text in class

o
that's ok 😭

i'll just hide my phone, no worries
when do you start school back?

yesterday 😅

oh
i figured you started after me

nope
today is my second day

you don't sound happy about that

school isn't super great for me 😗😗

what do you mean?

kids r mean
i guess it just b like that tho 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

they're mean to you?

nooooo

oh

well actually yeah
but they're just mean in general
and they like to direct their meanness
often times at me 🤣🤣

why?

who knows bro

well, are you alright?

most def
just rollin w the punches 👊🏻👊🏻
actually they don't rly punch
it's more so shoving

they shove you?
that's not good, el
why don't you tell someone?

it doesn't hurt
they r just jealous bc i am so thicc
🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤪

it doesn't bother you?

nope

oh, wow
it would bother me a ton

i'm superior 😤
haters make me famous soo

i'm sorry you have to deal with that

no biggie
there's only like 178 more days of school

they mess with you everyday?

only if they see me
but i'm good at avoiding them
i'm fr a ninja 👋🏻👋🏻

you shouldn't let them though?

dude i'm 109 pounds of nothing
no muscle
like none at all
i couldn't even kill a fly if i body slammed it 🙃🙃

that just really sucks though

i'll be fine 🥰

if you say so

what class r u in

economics

ew i'm taking it tooooo
luckily its my lunch hour 😌

dude, i'm starving
i have 3rd lunch

don't starve bb
stay thicc for me 🍑🍑

i don't know how to reply to you sometimes

OMG I JUST GOT KICKED OUT IF THE LIBRARY WHAT IN HECK

i thought you were at lunch?

yes i eat in the library
apparently there's a new policy and i can't be in there for lunch
we have a new principal and he's making new bad rules

why don't you just go to the cafeteria?

bc rosie sits w her friends and i'll b all alone 😅😅

she's your only friend?

no

oh

ur my friend too!!!

el, why don't you have any other friends? no offense, but rosie seems kind of awful and we don't even know what the other looks like

ur right
send me a selfie 😙😙

no, you send me a selfie

i don't have any

okay, that's a lie
we all have selfies

no i fr fr don't
like i promise

why don't you have selfies?
that's really unusual

i'm quirky like that 🤪🤪

are you sure you aren't a 40 year old woman trying to trick me

shoot u got me
my real name is barbara
i'm a cougar for u bb 🥵🥵

el, i'm serious
i told my friends how you started texting me and they think it's weird that we don't know what the other looks like

i don't like taking pictures tho
like of myself
i have pictures of stuff tho
do u wanna see my cat
his name milo
he's deaf
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i don't like cats

i don't like u 😳😳

i'm allergic
they're also just really creepy

omg ur like my dad
y'all r srsly missing out
milo is bae 😤

i can't help it
they make my eyes itch

coward
omg i have pe now 😭😭

why are you taking it your senior year?

bc i put it off since freshman year and now i have to take it or i can't graduate

smart

the mean ppl are in my pe class 😫😫
well the mean boys
not the girls tho

will they mess with you too?

normally they won't
unless the girls do something
usually the guys just laugh and say stuff
they don't push tho

i still don't understand
why are they so mean to you?

i told u
bc i am thicccc 🍑🍑
they r jealous ✋🏻

if you're 109 pounds, i don't think you're thick, el

U KNOW NOTHING
ah i have to go to pe
i'll text u l8er sk8er

how did you know i skate?

r u serious
my soulmate is a skater boi
SHE SAID SEE U LATER BOY

huh?

wow
nvm
ok i gtg my coach is glaring and he's rly scary and bald 😖😖

okay
bye

bye bb 🥴
read at 11:47 am
pe is over
we played dodgeball 🥺🥺

did you win?

no i was legit the first one out
and even after i was already out they kept hitting me 😅😅
like i'm lowkey dying bc i got hit in the face but i'll be fine 🤠🤠

what the hell?
why'd they keep hitting you?

bc i am..
THICC 🍑🤪

stop saying that
my god

U LOVE IT

i don't

y u always lyin
ok i'm in calculus and it's my last class

i have 2 more classes before i can leave

sucks to be u 😊😊
couldn't relate
i have work today tho
so that's eh

where do you work?

i intern at a vet clinic

that seems cool

no
i want to play w the doggies and kitties but i just clean the poop in the boarding rooms 🤧🤧
it smells so bad

oh
that's gross
i'm at lunch
why would you tell me that?

omg tell ur friends i say hi

they said hello

CUTE
LOVE THEM
💖💖

they want to know what you look like though

ugh this again 🥺🥺
there is beauty in mystery luv

but like i'm still only 80% sure you're a girl my age
that leaves 20% for the cougar theory

ummm
we don't have to know what each other looks like mike omg

you asked me for a selfie first

ok and i changed my mind
i like this whole mysterious love fest
we r goals

we're friends

friends who are goals
🤠🤠
omg gotta put my phone up

wait

i'll text u later boy toy

well, that's objectifying

ily babie 🥰🥰

stop calling me that
el?
okay then
bye?

...

a/n: el said 🚫 selfiez. btw i changed the prologue. u might want to read it?? if u want to know where the story might go, then most def. ok, thanks for reading!! x

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