CHAPTER FORTY-SEVEN;
MISSING THE POINT.

love🥺

okay, i know you're sleeping so you won't see this until the morning but i want you to know how fucking excited i am that you're moving to hawkins. i hope that doesn't make me a selfish asshole because of how terrible the circumstances are, but then i might just have to be a selfish asshole. like, i can't fucking sleep because i'm scared when i wake up it will have all been a dream. jesus, that sounded so fucking corny. you've really turned me into such a sappy little shit over the last 5 months, but i'm so happy that you did. i love you so much. ❤️

oh my god, mike
i love you too
so so much 🥺🥺

shit
you're awake??
oh
this is awkward

shut up
wow i rly have turned u into a sap
aw mikey poo 🥺🥺🥺🥺

why aren't you sleeping?
you have to wake up early tomorrow
i want you here by lunch
no later

demanding 😳😳
i like it 😏😏😉

sleep, baby

i can't
i am too excited toooo
also rly nervous and scared 🥺👉🏻👈🏻

why are you scared?

um bc it's a new school
what if they don't like me there either

then max will kick their ass
and i'll help
though she probably won't need it

u right, she probably wouldn't 😬

seriously though?
the people at your old school are assholes
there's assholes at my school too, but not as many

can i ask something

yes?
why are you asking to ask something?

how many scary exes of urs will i have to meet?

oh
damn, i shouldn't have said you could ask something
i should've said "you just did"

no
pls tell me 🥺👉🏻👈🏻

from what grade would you consider them to be an actual ex?

😳😳
U WHORE!!!!!!

language, love

WHAT DID U DO??
HAVE SIDECHICKS SINCE KINDERGARTEN????
😪😪😪
wait
DID U SHARE UR SNACKS W THEM

no
dustin stole all of my snacks
i never had any to share

GASP
SO U ADMIT U WOULD'VE?!?!?
this is disgusting, michael

el

ughhhhhh
ok fine then
starting from 9th grade

oh
then just 5

JUST 5???
5 EXES?!?!?!?
5
FIVE
F I V E ???

the spacing still isn't necessary

YES IT IS
i'm trying to absorb how much of a hoe my boyfriend is
were u telling the truth abt dropping ur hoes??

stop being ridiculous
5 isn't even a lot

IT ISNT??
ok well ask me the same question

el, no

yes!!

i already know the answer

ask

el

ASK

fine
how many exes do you have?

1

is this a joke where u pretend to break up w me and i'm the ex?
because you're not funny, eleanor
and you know i don't like your break up jokes

not a joke
i'm not talking abt u
i'm talking abt my ex

what
what ex??
you don't have an ex

yes i do

no
no, you don't
i'm your first boyfriend
first kiss
all that shit

or so u thought

what

😗😗

YOU HAVE AN EX?????

only 1

ONLY ONE?
what the fuck, el??

aHA!! 🥰🥰
SEE
IF UR MAD ABT 1
IMAGINE IF IT WAS 5

what

i lied
i don't have an ex

what the fuck??

i had to prove my point

okay, wait
so, you don't have an ex?
you swear?

ughhhh ur missing the point here 🙄
but no
i have no exes, mike
ur my first boyfriend
first kiss
"all that shit" as u so poetically said

okay
good

good? 🤨

i mean
no
that sounded bad
not like you couldn't have had a boyfriend before or i wouldn't love you if you did
i just like that i'm your first kiss and all

i like it, too
most of the time

most of the time?

i don't like it so much when i find out u have 5 exes who are all probably rly pretty and tall and blonde

i prefer brunettes

not until 3 months ago

4 months ago actually

again
that's not the point!!

baby, why does it matter?
i love you
YOU
so much
it's freaks me out just how much sometimes
5 exes or 50 exes doesn't change that

50?!??!?

now who's missing the point?

are they pretty?
ur exes

couldn't say
i don't see anyone like that but you

HA OK THATS BULL
tell me

they're all beastly
i'm talking ungodly
like avert your eyes or you'll go blind
it's that bad

UR SO LYING 😡😡
UGH HATE U

you're the most beautiful girl i've ever seen
other girls don't matter
stop worrying about them
please

🥺👉🏻👈🏻
ok only bc i love u sm

i love you too

i just think abt it sometimes and i can't help it
i know it's annoying
sorry

don't apologize
i'm always down to tell you how hot you are
oh, and speaking of..
whatcha wearin?

khakis 😉

hilarious
you're the peak of comedy

stop being horny

can't help it
you're too beautiful

SHUT UP, IDIOT

you should know
it turns me on when you're mean to me 

oh god 😔
what am i going to do with u??

i could think of a few things

MIKE
ur getting too bold

i really am
i'm sorry
i'll be good now

just for now, baby 😉

oh, god
okay, um, i need to go

aw, why? 🥺

because it's late
you should sleep
it's almost 2 am

ughhhhh fine 🙄
i'll sleep

the quicker you fall asleep, the quicker tomorrow comes

i suppose ur right
alright, i'm going to bed

good
sweet dreams, baby
love you ❤️

i love u tooo ❤️❤️❤️
nighty night, mikey mike
oh and, have fun 😉😉💋

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a/n: lol this got lowkey saucy toward the end, oops. also, i've realized that i spend more time looking for emojis than i do actually writing. lastly, thank u all for the kind comments at the end of the last chapter! ily all bunches. anyway, thanks for reading!!! hope u enjoyed!! feedback? x

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