CHAPTER FIVE;
GEEKY.

mike🤪💖

i changed ur contact
i got bored of the last emojis
u needed new ones u feel

what were they before?

🥵✋🏻
but now they're 🤪💖
gotta keep things fun n fresh u feel?

not really
but sure

give me emojis 😚

no

plz omg 😫
i'll be so happy

no

WHO HURT U OMG
it's like u detest emojis
does ur mom even have emojis
or are u too mATuRe

her name in my phone is literally just mom
i assume your mom has a ton of emojis

well no
but anywhooo

wait, you can't say anything about my mom not having emojis if yours doesn't
that's hypocritical, el

oof
yeah
you're right
no emojis for me in ur phone
i'll accept it
🤧🤧🤧

so, did the mean people mess with you today?

not really
they didn't see me tho
i'm a sneaky little snakey snake 🐍

what?

OK U NOT GETTING REFERENCES IS REALLY GOING TO RUIN OUR FUTURE MARRIAGE
I ALREADY FORSEE IT

i'm so confused
but anyway
that's good that they didn't mess with you

yup 🤠

i'm about to leave school
i'm in my last class

i'm at the eye doc 😳😳

i don't think i've ever gone

R U SERIOUS
OH I SEE
UR ON THAT 20/20 PRIVILEGE
i'm literally blind my dude

do you not wear glasses?

i do but yesterday at work i was feeding a golden retriever and he jumped on me and my glasses fell off
and in true velma fashion i stepped on them when i tried to look for them 😗
so now i'm getting new ones!

wow
that's kind of funny

nooo it's not 😤😤
i couldn't even see to drive home and the receptionist lady had to drop me off and it was soooo awk
i don't think she likes me
BUT I DIDNT DO ANYTHING TO HER
garden tools mad

your last text made no sense

it did
ur just STOOPID
but ily anyway 🥰🥰
my eye doctor is creepy 🙄

how?

idk
like he just looks at me rly intense
like sir do u know personal space

maybe because he's supposed to be looking at your eyes and checking them?

oh
yeah maybe
actually that makes sense
omg i feel bad 😳😳

you should

BOI I'LL FIGHT U
even if ur tall
i'm short 😖😖

how short?

5'3

yeah, you're short

STOP BULLYING ME WHAT IN HECK

i'm joking
it's not that short

yay i got new glasses 🤓🤓
i'm kind of glad
like i lowkey owe that golden retriever some extra treats bc my old glasses weren't cute
BUT THESE R

why don't you just wear contacts?

i have them
but they annoy me sm
i just prefer glasses

that's kind of geeky

WHY R U BEING SO MEAN TODAY
I THOUGHT WE WERE MAKING PROGRESS
UR BACK TO BEING GRUMPY N MEAN

i'm just kidding, el

well it's hard to tell bc of the lack of emojis 🤧

i'll text you later
i have to drive and if i get another ticket for being on my phone while driving my parents are taking my car away

OMG DONT TEXT AND DRIVE U HOOLIGAN
I'LL TAKE AWAY UR CAR TOO
k don't reply
wait ur driving
yes good don't reply, be responsible
good mike!!
delivered at 2:13 pm

i'm home

i'm omw to work 😊😊

wait, are you texting and driving?

nope
my dad is taking me bc i had to leave my car yesterday 🤣
u thought u were slick pssh 🥴🥴

oh

yeah OH
omg don't ignore me what
i'm joking dumb dumb

i was making a sandwich

o
noice
what kind

turkey

OH MY GOD
IM CRYING
IM CRYING OH MY GOD

what?
why?

HENRY DIED LAST NIGHT
OH MY GOD
IM LITERALLY GOING TI CRY
IM SO SAD
OH MY GOD

henry?
who's henry?

HOKD ON
I HAVE TI CRY

??
i'm so confused
who's henry?
are you alright?

no
v much not alright 😭😭
henry was this old pomeranian
his owners r snobs and they always leave and go on vacation so he's like always here boarded at the vet
and his owners went to ireland last week and left him here
and apparently when they went to feed him this morning he had passed away

oh

i'm seriously crying
i loved him sm he was so sweet
his collar had a bow tie
i want to go home and cry omg

i'm sorry, el
that's terrible
but like if he was old, maybe it's better this way?
like when dogs get old, don't they get sick easily and all?
i don't know a lot about dogs, my mom wouldn't ever let us get one
i'm sure henry loved you very much though
are you okay?

yes i'll be ok
i'm just v sad
like so so so fricking sad
☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️

i'm really sorry

i have to go
i can't be on my phone at work

okay

bye mike 😣

bye, el

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a/n: this chapter was short. lol y'all want them to exchange selfies so bad sksk this is funny. i should never be in a place of power bc it's funny watching y'all suffer 🤠🤠 rip henry tho. thanks for reading! x

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