CHAPTER FIFTY-FIVE;
THE SEX GURU.

1 week later.

max🤩

hello

hey hey
what's up

um 😗😗😗
ok so i originally planned to ask u abt this when we went to the mall but then the guys invited themselves and i couldn't

oooh 😯😯
now i'm intrigued
ask me what

this might be a weird thing to ask
but how long were u and lucas together before u guys
u know

before we what

max
i know u know what i mean

hahahah yeah i know
just wanted to say if u would it
SEX
there i said it 😇
ok now u say it

no
why

bc ur def not ready to do it if ur not ready to say it 🙄

fine
sex

oooooh so scandalous 😳😳

are u going to answer the question

yes ma'am i am 🥰
lucas and i have been together since i moved here the start of freshman year
and we first did the deed in november of our sophomore year
so a little over a year
but to be fair, we broke up like 17 times throughout that year 🤪🤪
and plus i was barely even 16

u sound like ur trying to convince me

no
i'm just saying my relationship and circumstances were v different from u and mike now

i would say so yes
u were both virgins
mike is very much not

this so true
whats important is if ur ready
do u feel ready??

i don't know
yeah
i think so?

u don't sound very ready

i know
but i can't help but think abt all those girls he was with
what if all those girls are better

omg el 😭😭

what???
i'm assuming they have more experience than me
therefore they probably are better at that
what if he doesn't like it w me 😳😳

lol it doesn't rly work like that for guys

wdym

i mean mike will be fine
as like as u got the toaster, his toast will be happy

oh my god
please never say that again
why
why would u say that

sorry
apparently i'm bad at metaphors 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

yes
u are

anyways
don't worry abt mike's enjoyment
honestly i'd be more worried for urself 😬😬

why??
wait
does it hurt?
😳😳
i've heard it hurts

kind of
it's more so uncomfortable
it may hurt a little at first
honestly it depends on what he's packing

uh
pls don't reference my bf and what he might pack 😳

hahahah believe me it was as weird for me as it was for u 🤮🤮

max i'm scared

then don't do it
make him wait some more 😤😤
keep his balls blue 🥶🥶
u know i'm always down for mike's suffering

wait
do u think he's actually suffering bc we haven't yet

i mean
no
suffering is an exaggeration
i'm sure he's had a fair share of cold showers since u guys got together
but don't let that make u feel like u need to

omg
he used to do that a lot didn't he

thought we already established that

and now he hasn't for so long
he said he would wait as long as i needed him to but like what if i take too long
he hasn't done that since
wait when did he last do that 😳
oh nope i don't even wanna think abt that

that makes two of us 🤩

max ☹️

el 🤪

should i just tell him i want to

well do u want to?

i think so
like when we're kissing sometimes i rly don't want him to stop
but he does ofc

ew
the thought of mike kissing 🤮🤮

max ur supposed to be helping

sorry
ok u sound horny
i say do it
get a lil nasty eleanor 🥵🥵

how

omg no
my helps ends here
u can google how
my god didn't newcastle have a sex ed class??

yes
that's not what i meant
i know how
i meant as in how do i tell mike that i want to

oh
hmm 🤔🤔🤔🤔
lmao i'll give u $10 if u text him "i want to do sex"

MAXINE

hahahahahah ok good bc i don't even have $10
maybe next time u guys are together and things start to get all 🔥🔥 and he tries to stop, tell him he doesn't have to
he's dumb but he should catch on

that's a good idea

yes i am full of them 😇

thank u
also thanks for not making me feel weird abt asking

ofc
consider me ur sex guru 💅🏼

i will not but ily

love u too 🥵🔥❤️
ok now let's talk condom preferences and beginner positions

yeah actually let's not!!!!!!

omg c'mon this is valuable info and i'm giving it to u for free

i deeply appreciate it but i'm going to pass for the time being 🥰

fine
i'll tell u later

ofc u will

ngl i'm shocked
i thought u were the type to hold out until ur honeymoon or smth

why did u think that

bc ur so sweet and innocent

true 😇
but personally i think it'd be weird to marry someone without doing it first

RIGHT
no hate to those girls but why would u want to legally bind urself to someone before u have even seen them naked

omg
mike is going to see me naked 😳
WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THAT

uh
i don't know
why didn't u think of that ?

he hasn't seen me naked

yeah i've gathered

what if he doesn't like me naked 🥺

again
mike's a guy
he'll like it

i hope so
or i'll probably cry
and that would be rly awkward
omg what if i cry

el relax
are u sure ur ready 😬

i am
i'm just scared
not scared of doing it
but scared that he won't like it
or me after it
isn't that a thing
isn't there like a chemical guys release after sex that makes them less emotionally involved
i saw a tiktok abt it

oh yeah i saw vid!!
but i wouldn't worry abt that if i were u
mike be like 😍🥰❤️❤️❤️🥰😍😍✨ when it comes to u
i can't imagine u pouring acid down his throat would reduce his love
much less sleeping w him

true
he does have heart eyes

major heart eyes
it grosses me out

his heart eyes r cute 😤😤

yeah sure

🖕🏻

u know the middle finger means fuck u, right??
u might as well just type it babe

i would never
i'm good 😇

says the girl who's been asking me abt sex for the past half hour
* premarital sex might i add
SINNER

oh and ur one to talk?

hahahahha yeah u right 😌😌

i gtg shower
i'll see u tmrw
and don't tell lucas abt this conversation
or u will die a painful death

i don't tell lucas secrets
he talks in his sleep
and he'll tell them

that's kind of weird
but not v shocking now that i think of it

it works out well for his little sister
but anyway, night !! 😗

night 💖

...

a/n: el said put it on him make him wanna marry me... haha anyway!! cute chapter of elmax talking abt sex. if this was too much well then shit ion know what to tell u.. grow up? kidding !!! sort of lol.. anyway, that's for reading!! hope u enjoyed? x

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