CHAPTER EIGHTEEN;
MEANIE BUTT HEAD.

2 weeks later.

mike😅

happy birthday, bestie!! 🥳🥳
so what'd ya get

i told you lucas doesn't like when you call me bestie
he feels replaced

lucas can suck a stick

you really walk the line when it comes to swearing

what can i say
i'm babie 😇

right
but i got a new car

WAIT WHAT
WHY DO U SAY THAT SO CASUALLY
WTFUDGE

my parents always told me they were buying me a new car for my senior year
i just thought it would be for graduation
but i got it for my 18th

wait so it like new to u or new to the world

new to the world

omg what kind
this is so exciting
me and my 2011 honda accord could never 😔😔

i got a gray rubicon

omg cute
i love box cars
they be like 📦

true

what did u name it

name it?

u have to name it

you name it

bet
it's name is el

no

it's name is eleanor

no

it's name is eleanor jane

no

it's name is jim

okay

fr???

sure

HA U NAMED UR CAR AFTER MY DAD
U LOSER

i feel bullied

omg speaking of bullying

shit
what happened this time?

noo actually it's ok
so earlier today i was sitting at a lunch table
alone 😅
and erica and james came up to me and she pushed my water bottle over and it got all over me

how is this okay?

omg wait u buffoon 🙄🙄

buffoon

before they walked away this guy came up and he told them to leave me alone 🥺🥺
and they went back to their table
and so i was like 😳😳
omg did i mention he's british?
i've never met a british person
but he was rly nice and he gave me napkins to get the water off

lots of people are british

ok but not in america
ur missing the point of my anecdote
i made a friend!!
a british friend
he be like 🇦🇺

that's the australian flag

o
i meant 🇬🇧
that's the right one
right?

yeah

ok good
so wyd

i'm with my friends
they wanted to throw me a party this weekend
but i talked them into just hanging out in my basement with a cake

they're so festive wow
but tell them i say hello 😚
mention the emoji ^

they say hey
sometimes they act like they actually know you
i mean, i know you've talked to max before
but they all try to act like they know you so well

hm weird
they only wish 👐🏻👐🏻

very true

holy smokes i almost forgot to tell u
i get to help deliver puppies tmrw 🥰

really?
that's so cool
kind of gross
but i'm sure it will be cool
and cute
after the gross part

yes!! it will be cute and gross simultaneously
my boss told me that he has to deliver a litter of huskies bc the mom is too petite and she needs some extra help
and i get to watch/help too ☺️☺️

everyone wins on the day i was born

technically it's the day after ur bday..
and btw ur arrogance is unattractive, michael

you speak lies

um no 😌
but if u rly feel this way fine
i'll go find a new bestie
A BRITISH BESTIE

you're breaking my heart on my birthday

i'm kidding u loser
ur my #1 bestie
sebastian can be my #2 bestie

his name is sebastian?
like the crab?

omg u watch the little mermaid
ugh u king 🤩

it was holly's favorite movie when she was younger
i've seen it dozens of times
all unwillingly

ooook if that's ur story..

el

mike

you're so annoying

🥺🥺😭😭

i'm not even apologizing
i'm always apologizing

that's bc ur a meanie butt head 😤😤

yet you still text me everyday
did you just leave me on read?
real mature
you made your point
el

😁😁😁

funny

i know 😏
i almost forgot
i got u a bday present

how?

lol not like a physical one
issa selfie
bc ur weird and like selfies
wait do u have a selfie fetish
i bet u take a million selfies a day

i do not

mhm riiiight
but if i send u a selfie, u can't let dustin edit it and put my face on the body of a gorilla or smth

i already told you i have no idea how he got that picture off my phone last week

suuure 🤡🤡

i swear

ok whatever
here's ur promised selfie
attachment: 1 image

nice glasses, nerd

ok that's it no more selfies 😤
u see, i'm nice and this is what i get
i hope ur bday wish doesn't come true

i don't think it will anyway

mhm bc u don't deserve it
bc ur a meanie butt head

you're cruel

😪😪
107 pounds of absolute evil, ik

i have to go

oh
aw okay
have a fun bday night
don't party too hard 🤪🤪

it's a wednesday night?

exactly 🤫🤫

okay?
i'll talk to you tomorrow
night, el

night, bday boy 🤗🤗
read at 7:23 pm

max🤩

😗😗
she's there right

yup 🙄🙄

i figured
he suddenly had to go

he still hasn't mentioned her to u??
at all??

nope

well maybe he doesn't plan on it being anything serious
they've only been on a few dates

i dunno man

don't give up 😢

wdym
i gave up as soon as i realized that i like him

he makes me so mad
he's so stupid
he literally looks so bored when she talks
can she just leave

ur not being v nice

don't care
she's so bland
and judgmental!!
i just wanna rip out her fake blonde hair 😡😡

well, i don't recommend it but i cant stop u from here sooo..
kidding

how r u so ok w this

i like being his friend

ew why

ur his friend too?

yes bc he's my boytoy's bff
i was forced to tolerate him
u chose to talk to him

🙄🙄

i don't know how u do it
if i had to be just friends w the boy i love then it would literally kill me
i would be all like 😵

i don't love him
it's a small crush
and i think it's going away
fr

yeah oook more like ur getting better at hiding it sjsjjshs
gorl u LOOOOve him
u sent him a selfie as a bday gift
that's cute 🥰🥰

how did u know that 😳😳

bc mike is in love w u and he showed us bc he thinks ur so pretty

he didn't say that

he didn't have to say it
we just know

he's dating someone

she might as well be a book 😷
boring and full of useless info

starting to get the feeling that ur not a reader

i read cosmo

that's not a book??

ugh it basically is but ok 🤨
EW THEY KISSED IM PROJECTILE VOMITING 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

i rly wanted to know that lol

what happened to that "i'm getting over my crush" mumbo jumbo??

it takes time

it's been taking time
it's not a crushhhh
gorl that's luuuuv ❤️❤️

nope
i'm going to go get ready for bed

bitch it's literally 8:30
U OLD WOMAN

well i need to shower first
and feed milo

ugh milo my fav pussy 🐱🐱

stop calling him that
it's rly vulgar

i only say it to make u cringe sjsjshs
ok night el
i'll let u know if anything goes down

lol okay
night, max 😚
read at 8:36 pm

holy fuck
are u awake?
he asked her to be his girlfriend
im sorry el 😭😭
ur asleep aren't u??
well shit
i'll text u tmrw
delivered at 10:51 pm

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a/n: ugh mike, u buffoon!!!! his mind his so weak, i swear!!! i hope y'all aren't mad abt the time skip, but i needed things to move along a bit. they were too slow. as u can see, stuff is happening!! thanks for reading!! x

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