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Hyunjean has changed your usernames.

Beelix 🐝
CHRIS WHEN ARE YOU GONNa STOP
CHANGING OUR USERNAMES

Changaroo 🍑
What it wasn't me!

Best Aussie Boy Sexy Hyunjin👅👌😏
Felix you need to open your eyes
ijeneun open your eyes (Stan NCT)

Beelix 🐝
Oh wait it was Hyunjin
Wtf is up with your username I'm-

Jisquirt 🗿
Lol aussieboo
WAIT WHAT THE FICK

JI SQUIRT???

Mama Jin 🐻
Keep it rated baby please there's
a baby in the chat room

Smol item🍼👶
No I'm not here God dammit

Best Aussie Boy Sexy Hyunjin👅👌😏
Oh sorry it was supposed to be squirrel

Hyunjean has changed (1) username.

Best Aussie Boy Sexy Hyunjin👅👌😏
All done, sung

Stinky squishball 🗿
Hyunjin I'll kill you

Beelix 🐝
Squish ball---
Don't you dare squish my best
friend's jeekies

Stinky squishball 🗿
Lix is the only one I love in
this chat

Changaroo 🍑
Squirt was heater

Better*

Thigh guy 🌚
Wow Han Jisung, thank you very much

Stinky squishball 🗿
Wait w-

OMG MINHO SORRY EKVKSKVKD I LOVE
YOU TOO

Beelix 🐝
Bros before hoes, Minhoe

Love u Ji♡ (and Chris dUh)

Sharp chin trash bin
'Bros before hoes' tho? Why's
Chris there

Changaroo 🍑
But he typed Ji before my name so
his point is still valid

Thigh guy 🌚
In other words, shut up Changbin

Sharp chin trash bin
I finna cry

Beelix 🐝
time to stop mean being to Changbin

Being mean*

Changaroo 🍑
I think I just lost a braon cell

Beelix 🐝
Brain cell* HAH IVE BEEN WAITING

Cutest minmin 😍
......it's like 2:40 am why tf
are y'all up

Best Aussie Boy Sexy Hyunjin👅👌😏
No Seungmin go back to sleep baby

Beelix 🐝
Can you guys tell me who's who

Smol item🍼👶
Jeongin uwu

Mama Jin 🐻
Wooj

Changaroo 🍑
I

Beelix 🐝
Say no more Chris

Changaroo 🍑
༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ

Best Aussie Boy Sexy Hyunjin👅👌😏
LmaO

I'm the sexiest, Hyunjin in the building

Cutest minmin 😍
..... My line :<

Seungmin in da buildin

On the bed, to be more precise
now let me sleep you butt cracks

Stinky squishball 🗿
Butt cra-

But it's chrack for Chris

Changaroo 🍑
........

Sharp chin trash bin
Pfft chrack

Hottest boi Changbean here

Changaroo 🍑
Ew ugly

Thigh guy 🌚
Minho

Stinky squishball 🗿
Uwuwuwu ❤️❤️❤️
Jisung here

Beelix 🐝
Ey that's my bestie 😏

Stinky squishball 🗿
Yee haw Loxie

Lixie* oop sorry

Beelix 🐝
And Felix here

Best Aussie Boy Sexy Hyunjin👅👌😏
You mean, this monster?

Stinky squishball 🗿
AHAHAHAHAHAHSJAJAHAJAJJA EXPOSED

Sharp chin trash bin
Woah how does Chris survive with a
wild guy like that

Changaroo 🍑
He's wild in the streets baby boy
in the sheets

B-But the sandwich--

Mama Jin 🐻
Goodness Bang Christopher Chan shut
the duck up

Best Aussie Boy Sexy Hyunjin👅👌😏
Aw Felix shy baby

Beelix 🐝
This is the last day you guys
will be alive

Smol item🍼👶
We're not gonna eliminate anybody please

Thigh guy 🌚
Eliminate people? Sounds interesting..

Beelix 🐝
Someone call the bolice

Stinky squishball 🗿
Helo 911 Yong Box hav emerjanci

Cutest minmin 😍
Yong box?? More like strange unidentified animal

Beelix 🐝
WHAT DID I EVEN DO TO DESERVE
THIS TORMENT

Changaroo 🍑
don't worry baby it's cute <3

Stinky squishball 🗿
*cleansing my best friend's image*

Lee Felix is: bootiful

Beelix 🐝
omg jisungie i love you

Thigh guy 🌚
how about no

Best Aussie Boy Sexy Hyunjin👅👌😏
I AM WHEEZINF

Cutest minmin 😍
HOW DID YOU GET THAT LMAO

Changaroo 🍑
I AM IN TEARS look at his
squishy cheeks T-T

Sharp chin trash bin
That ain't the point Chan

Smol item🍼👶
the point is, you're dating a meme

Beelix 🐝
what in t he fuck did i ever do
to you yang jeongin

Thigh guy 🌚
*flashback of when Felix thought
Jeongin was Chan's boyfriend*

Beelix 🐝
............... th-that's-

Mama Jin 🐻
You didn't have to, Meanhoe

Thigh guy 🌚
*flashback of when Felix drank
detergent and Chan named his contact
as lime juice*

Stinky squishball 🗿
LIME JUICE OHMYGOD I SNORTED

Beelix 🐝
HEY
wait what

Changaroo 🍑
oh my god Minho

Beelix 🐝
YOU NAMED ME LIME JUICE?!

Changaroo 🍑
MINHO WHAT THE FUCK HE JUST KICKED
ME OFF THE BED

Sharp chin trash bin
Felix *high five*

Beelix 🐝
*high five*

Best Aussie Boy Sexy Hyunjin👅👌😏
Huh how does Changbin reach your
hand for a high five

Mama Jin 🐻
Your point is.... that Changbin is
too short or that Felix's hands are
too small?

Beelix 🐝
I feel betrayed I hate every one of
you except Cangbin and Jisung

Cutest minmin 😍
Cangbin

Stinky squishball 🗿
CANGBIN JSKFJSKDJF

Thigh guy 🌚
so in the end 'Seo Changbin' is not
included in the exceptions

Sharp chin trash bin
........... (╯ ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)╯┻━┻

Beelix 🐝
CHANGBIN*

Stinky squishball 🗿
*continues to cleanse Lix's image*

Beelix 🐝
Thank you bestie you're the best babe

Stinky squishball 🗿
uwu <3

Thigh guy 🌚
( ͡° ʖ̯ ͡°)

Changaroo 🍑
Min stop being jealous these boys
are literally the bestest of friends

Best Aussie Boy Sexy Hyunjin👅👌😏
speaking of Jilix

LOOK AT THIS DJSKFSKDFSK

Smol item🍼👶
woah creepy boys

Cutest minmin 😍
i kinda cringed when i saw it

Mama Jin 🐻
aw they look cute :3

Changaroo 🍑
cute as always so??? Hwang child
what u doin

Beelix 🐝
HYUNJIN WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ATTACKING
ME LIKE THIS TODAY

Stinky squishball 🗿
I HATE YOU- oh wait i look cute in that

Cutest minmin 😍
how bout this

Beelix 🐝
sEUNGMIN WHY?????????

Stinky squishball 🗿
Top ten anime betrayals

Mama Jin 🐻
Seungmin has become the devil since
he's dating Satan

Sharp chin trash bin
the unholy child of the
Holy Hwang Household

Best Aussie Boy Sexy Hyunjin👅👌😏
I like being unholy ¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯

Cutest minmin 😍
Hyunjin can u tone it down a bit
I just jumped when you chuckled
right behind me

Stinky squishball 🗿
Turn around and tell him u lazy ass

Smol item🍼👶
hm... speaking of Jilix pt.2

Mama Jin 🐻
yes we remember, Jeongin

Best Aussie Boy Sexy Hyunjin👅👌😏
Yes we do

Sharp chin trash bin
totally prepared

Stinky squishball 🗿
remember what????

Cutest minmin 😍
hahhahaahah nothing for you to know

Thigh guy 🌚
Remember what? what about my baby?

Mama Jin 🐻
nothing

Sharp chin trash bin
nothing

Cutest minmin 😍
nothing

Smol item🍼👶
nothing

Best Aussie Boy Sexy Hyunjin👅👌😏
nothing

wait where is Chris

Stinky squishball 🗿
and Felix

Best Aussie Boy Sexy Hyunjin👅👌😏
OMG ARE THEY DOING UNHOLY STUFF
AT THIS MIDNIGHT HOUR

Mama Jin 🐻
shut up you shit face

Smol item🍼👶
they could've just fallen asleep

Thigh guy 🌚
Fallen asleep? not when Chan's surname is Bang

Sharp chin trash bin
woah you two are real hoes

Stinky squishball 🗿
gotta agree

Thigh guy 🌚
but you love me Sung :(

Stinky squishball 🗿
Of course I do <3

Cutest minmin 😍
WHERE IS CHRIS THo

Beelix 🐝
I'm here

Changaroo 🍑
oh wait i mean here*

Sharp chin trash bin
Y'all just mixed up your phones?

Stinky squishball 🗿
what else got mixed up? your
saliva? your breaths?

Mama Jin 🐻
hold it right there Hwang Hoejin

Best Aussie Boy Sexy Hyunjin👅👌😏
what

Beelix 🐝
omg it was jisung

Stinky squishball 🗿
I- I is sorry...

Sharp chin trash bin
plot twist

Changaroo 🍑
he's getting the hoeness from Minhoe

Cutest minmin 😍
he's also friends with Hyunjin so

Best Aussie Boy Sexy Hyunjin👅👌😏
thank you seungminnie

Cutest minmin 😍
ouch why did you pinch me

Best Aussie Boy Sexy Hyunjin👅👌😏
it was my gratitude

wait back to the point WHAT WERE
YOU TWO DOING

Changaroo 🍑
Why is that of significance

Thigh guy 🌚
making out?

Mama Jin 🐻
or they could've fallen asleep..

Beelix 🐝
oh we were comparing our pinkies'
lengths(灬ºωº灬)

Best Aussie Boy Sexy Hyunjin👅👌😏
what other lengths did you compare?

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Best Aussie Boy Sexy Hyunjin👅👌😏
I'd love to know who stayed

Thigh guy 🌚
Me, of course.

Best Aussie Boy Sexy Hyunjin👅👌😏
hoes unite

Thigh guy 🌚
indeed

Best Aussie Boy Sexy Hyunjin👅👌😏
good night minhoe

Thigh guy 🌚
sleep 'tight' hoejin ;]

Best Aussie Boy Sexy Hyunjin👅👌😏
u too ;D

Today, 6:20

Changaroo 🍑
GUYS

Thigh guy 🌚
Oh my god Jisung is missing

Changaroo 🍑
HAVE YOU SEEN FELIX

Omg WHAT?!! FELIX TOO

Thigh guy 🌚
KSKSKSKSKKSSKKS
CHECK UNDER THE BED

OR IN THE CLOSET

Changaroo 🍑
SHUT UP IDIOT IM SERIOUS

Thigh guy 🌚
SO AM I YOU ASSWIPE

MY BABY IS NOT THERE

Changaroo 🍑
I WOKE UP AND LIX IS GONE

HIS PHONE IS HERE

Thigh guy 🌚
JISUNGS PHONE TOO OHMDYDHKCKS

CALL THE BOLICE

Changaroo 🍑
IM ScafoeD

SCARED*

HE WOULDNT LEAVE WOTHOUT TELLING
ME AND NOVODY IS RESPONDING

Thigh guy 🌚
WHY ARE WE YELLING

Changaroo 🍑
BECAUSE WE LOST OUR BOYFRIENDS???

ok seriously I'm panicking

Thigh guy 🌚
Sshhh it's alright they're besties
they might've gone somewhere together

Let's b r e a th e and suck in the
oxygen through our facial holes

Changaroo 🍑
YeAh 'gOnE sOmeWhErE' AT SIX AM?!
WITHOUT THEIR PHONES??

Thigh guy 🌚
Fuck I'm panicking

WHERE IS EVERYONE IN THE CHAT

Best Aussie Boy Sexy Hyunjin👅👌😏
'IG| @hwangjin has tagged you in a post'

Changaroo 🍑
Why are we getting notifications
inside the chat

Is this a new update

Thigh guy 🌚
YOU DUMBASS THAT WAS HYUNJIN

Changaroo 🍑
OH U RIGHT

HYUNJIN COME BACK HERE
WTF IS GOING ON

Best Aussie Boy Sexy Hyunjin👅👌😏
'IG| @hwangjin has fucking tagged you
in a god damn post like twenty fucking
minutes ago you shit heads'

Thigh guy 🌚
..........

Changaroo 🍑
🏃🏻💨

Thigh guy 🌚
🏃🏻💨

___________________

@hwangjin

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hwangjin Look at how crusty and gross these suckers became after getting boyfriends 💀👎 STINKIES

Also operation: kidnap Jilix COMPLETE! Thank you for the hard work, Seung, Innie and mama Wooj 😏

Tagged || @yongbox_, @jeesung, @wjinxx, @its.seung, @y.jeong, @c.banggg, @min.know, @spearbean

💬 19208 comments
bangchanisbald aw precious babies!
minsung.uwu these boys are loud so early in the morning
cb99lmao where is Chris and Minho 🗿
-hwangjin panicking at home

spearbean yOU LITTLE bit©h I WAS THE ONE WHO HELPED
  -hwangjin I kennot hear. You said something?
-min.know WHERE THE FUCK IS MY JISUNG WHY DID YOU KIDNAP HIM
-its.seung The babies have been stolen for a reason Minho
-spearbean I'm THE ONE WHO HELPED U HOES
-hwangjin @min.know you can live a day without Jisung's jibooty
  -min.know @hwangjin BITCH NO
-wjinxx guys let's tell them the plan
-its.seung @wjinxx but I like to see Chris and Minho suffer
  -y.jeong woah Hyunjin really is dating the devil
-hwangjin @y.jeong well at least it's not @spearbean
-spearbean WHAT DID I EVEN DO?! BESIDES HELPING YALL BITCHES
-min.know @c.banggg you 🏃🏻💨-ed before me, where you at?!
-y.jeong if Channie isn't here then let's not reveal the plan
-c.banggg IM HERE IM HERE I was recovering from the shock of face planting the floor
-hwangjin lmao poor floor
-c.banggg WHERE IS FELIX U DUMB LLAMA
-its.seung out of your reach :p
-wjinxx alright @c.banggg @min.know come to Seungmin's place
-y.jeong and bring these two's phones
-c.banggg HOW DID YOU EVEN MANAGE TO KIDNAP THEM
-min.know WITHOUT WAKING US UP
-min.know were we on druGs-
-c.banggg @min.know no we weren't
  -stays.briancell does @c.banggg even sleep? I'm shook
  -another.stay @stays.braincell Top ten unsolved mysteries, number one.
-spearbean I'm the one who helped... T-T
-c.banggg why did you steal them what's the plan
-hwangjin to be entirely honest, we had no reason we just wanted to kidnap JiLix and throw a party at Seungmin's
-y.jeong yup but just the nine of us
-min.know what tHe fUck man
-c.banggg I did not deserve to go through that horrible panicking
  -min.know yall could've just said so and we'll come over
-its.seung where's the fun in that?
-wjinxx are you on your way @c.banggg @min.know
-c.banggg yES now keep my baby safe
-hwangjin hm that's good, they didn't notice the cameras
-min.know what
-c.banggg cameras..?
-its.seung LMAOOOOOO
-spearbean I swear if their reactions don't turn out to be funny I will slap you Hyunjin
-min.know you filmed our reactions...?
-c.banggg Hwang. Hyun. Jin. That's it.
-min.know @c.banggg can we fit his body in the back of your car
-c.banggg @min.know if he doesn't fit we'll break the llama in half
-hwangjin ........
-wjinxx Hyunjin hide
  -y.jeong is it just me or are they knocking on the door real loud
-c.banggg open
-its.seung my fucking expensive door you dickheads
-spearbean Hyunjin is actually hiding lmao but the fact that it was all Jeongin's idea--
  -y.jeong @spearbean keep quiet or I'll make sure you go missing
-spearbean it's confirmed, you're all demons
-jy.pepe yes

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a;n
I was supposed to do this at 40k but like??? I swear it felt like the reads went from 39k to 41k without! Stopping! At! 40! So... Here I am :D

Oh and, just to let y'all (Lee) know. This book was an idea from a dream. Ye, I literally woke up one day after dreaming that Felix wanted to rant and Jisung gave him an unknown number which turned out to be Chris. Like??? WaE?

Also what on earth is this 〠 ??? It's in my Japanese keyboard

Thank u for 50k+ reads and 4k votes. i love u guys <3