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???
Look who's with me :D

This is Minho btw

Your best friend's
future boyfriend 🌚🌚

Crispy's Lix 😌
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Aren't you on a date
with Jisung rn??

Why is my Chris there-

Chris* oops typo

???
your Chris huh? You do
realise he's right here,
peeping into the phone right?

Oh, while muttering
"My baby lix" with this
creepy ass expression

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(｡・///n///・｡)
that was a typo

But WHy is he there?

???
I'll tell you, since you
deserve to know the truthISJQW

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........... oh my god,
are you alright?

Minho? wHAT HAS JI DONE-

???
ARGHHH I'm free

Sorry about that,
Jisung and that bitchan
snatched the phone

well, they tried to.
They don't want you
to know the truth 😂😂

Crispy's Lix 😌
Oh no... Wh-What 'truth'?

???
Aw you stuttered thru
text, how cute!

Also save my contact as
'cutie min' cuz I'm
adorable as hecc

Crispy's Lix 😌
what am I in your phone?

???
'Crispy's Lix' LMAOOO

Crispy's Lix 😌
....... I- uh-

Then you're 'Ji's ho'

???
ASLDSJAS okay cool

Make it 'hoe', cuz I AM one-

Crispy's Lix 😌
Sure, now tell me!!!!
Please!

I'm the reason you
even met Jisung!

Ji's Hoe 😺
OH?? So it wasn't just Chan
who tried to set us up???

Damn, ChanLix seems like
a match made in hell...

Crispy's Lix 😌
Not like we're a couple,
now please tell me

Ji's Hoe 😺
Ye oHSAJDAMDJ they're
banging on the resTrOom dOOR

OKAY SO Chrispy asked
Jisung to bring you
along so he could show
up as well and meet you
irl because he's whipped™️

Of course, they didn't
plan on telling you you'd
meet Chris

Crispy's Lix 😌
......
O
H
M
Y

Ji's Hoe 😺
uGHSDI STOP

Anyway! that's it

Crispy's Lix 😌
I AM SO SHOOK

JISUNG WAS BEGGING ME TO
TAG ALONG SO HE COULD
'INTORDUCE MINHO' DASDJSKDW
AND I DECLINED

Me being as dumb as I am,
never suspected anything

but tHANK GOD I HAD
SCHOOL WORK TO COMPLETE

Ji's Hoe 😺
Oh woops

Hold on just got out
from hiding

But what's so bad
about meeti

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........... Are you
alright pt.2

Ji's Hoe 😺
HEy fuck face

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JisUNG YOU BITCH I'LL YEET
YOU OUT OF THE UNIVERSE
FOR TRYING TO TRICK ME

Ji's Hoe 😺
HAH I was just
trying to help

NOW DELETE MY MAN'S
NUMBERRRR you don't need it

Crispy's Lix 😌
YOU KNOW I DONT HAVE THE
BALLS TO MEET HIm

And as if I don't have
Minho's his IG @

Ji's Hoe 😺
Poor dude even dressed
up to meet you!

Crispy's Lix 😌
BUT YOU GET TO MEET
HIM BEFORE ME AKDKSK

Ji's Hoe 😺
Uh.... I DID meet him long
before you even knew of his
existence, so what are
you trying to say?

Crispy's Lix 😌
O h omg I forgot :p

Ji's Hoe 😺
Whatever, bye doge

Crispy's Lix 😌
😑😒 Get home and
you're dead fr tho
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