Jimin:
HEYYYY BFFFF

Bff:
heeeyyy

Jimin:
i have good and bad news

Bff:
uh-oh
let me hear the good news first

Jimin:
SO IM GOING TO THE PARTY WITH U

Bff:
really?

Jimin:
YESSS IM RAWDY TO GET A TAN OH YWAH
(even though it's an inside pool party)

Bff:
okkk calm down

Jimin:
I CANT BE CALMED

Bff:
so if that's the good news what's the bad news?

Jimin:
Kookie is going to go 😒

Bff:
how's that bad?
isn't he your best friend?

Jimin:
yes of course he is
i just don't want him to go because I KNOW UR DICK FRIEND WILL HURT MY POOR FRAGILE BABY

Bff:
Jungkook is not fragile he's strong asf
i deadass saw him pick up 280 on weights
and don't worry about Taehyung i will beat his ass if he does something stupid

Jimin:
i didn't mean fragile as in weak 🙄
i meant fragile as in emotionally

Bff:
i knew that
i was being sarcastic
see you're no fun

Jimin:
EXCUSE MEEEEE
IM THE FUNNEST PERSON IN THE WHOLE WORLD OK

Bff:
lies

Jimin:
I FOR REAL AM

Bff:
CAUGHT IN A LIEEEE

Jimin:
I PROMISE IM FUN

Bff:
you have to prove it

Jimin:
how?

Bff:
send me a nude

Jimin:
WHAT
but wait i already did

Bff:
yeah but i deleted it

Jimin:
okay fine

Bff:
okay then

Jimin:

here's my nude
HAHAHAHA GET IT
IM SO FUNNY IM LAUGHING AT MYSELF

Bff:
omg i hate you

Jimin:
i love you toooooo !!

Bff:
why am i friends with you

Jimin:
because you luv me and im a great person and super funny

Bff:
nah
im just desperate

Jimin:
sameeeee
so we're on the same page 💁‍♂️

Bff:
you're terrible

Jimin:
but you like me right right right?

Bff:
maybe
a little

Jimin:
that's good enough for me 😁
hey can i ask something?

Bff:
no

Jimin:
idc im asking anyways

Bff:
then why you asking me if you can ask me tf

Jimin:
because i don't wanna be roOOOood

Bff:
okay okay ask then

Jimin:
umm so you remember you told me about this guy you thought was appealing right?

Bff:
uhhh.. yeah

Jimin:
can i ask who the guy is?

Bff:
why do you want to know?

Jimin:
because im curious

Bff:
it's just a dude

Jimin:
oh
okay
well the guy is lucky

Bff:
why do you say that?

Jimin:
because it'll be a privilege to be liked by you

Bff:
you make it sound like im magical or some shit

Jimin:
close enough
you're prefect

Bff:
i think you're perfect too

Jimin:
what? really?

Bff:
yes

Jimin:
thank you so much :)
that means the world to me

Bff:
stop it
you're so gay and im loving it
but i have to go now i'll see you around Park Jimin ✌️

Jimin:
okkkk
byeeeeeee bff!!!
take care!
always use protection
love you

Bff:
me too