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Jiminie🍬 added Kookie🍪 and JinJin🐻 to a groupchat!
Jiminie🍬:
EMERGENCY GUYS! 🚨
OMFHAJAJSSN
I NEED HELP ASAP
IM GOING TO DIE
Kookie🍪:
how many times have we told you to not create a group chat because of your fan girl attack? you're not going to die because of hoseoks new Instagram post ok? you'll survive 🙄
Jinjin🐻:
honestly yeah
you're so dramatic Jimin
Jiminie🍬:
this isn't about hobis Instagram post
but fuck me up he looks LIKE A GOD I SWEAR
Jinjin🐻:
calm your tits
Jiminie🍬:
MY TITS CANT BE CALMED I HAVW A RED CODE
I REPEAT A RED CODE 🚨🚨🚨🚨!!!
Kookie🍪:
what did you do now 🙄
Jiminie🍬:
i accidentally sent a stranger a picture of my dick
Jinjin🐻:
you did what?
Kookie🍪:
it's a joke right?
Jiminie🍬:
I FVCKINF WISH IT WAS A JOKE JEON JUNGKOOK
IM DYING RN GUYS
PLS KILL ME BEFORE I DIE OF SHAME
THAT STRANGER IS PRIBABLY GONNA BLACK MAIL ME AND BLAST ME ON THE INTERNET
IM NEVER GETTING INTO COLLEGE ANS HOBI IS NEVER GOING TO NOTICE ME ANS MY LIFE IS OVER
Jinjin🐻:
jiminie calm down! please explain why did you send a nude to a stranger?
Kookie🍪:
your life might be over
wait no it's definitely over
Jiminie🍬:
FXCKINF THANKS JUNGKOOK YOU MAKE ME FEEL SO MUCH BETTER
Jinjin🐻:
ignore Kookie you know he's blunt
Kookie🍪:
im just honest 🤷♂️
Jiminie🍬:
i didn't mean to send a nude to a stranger😭🔫
it was for hobi but it turns out THAT WASNT HOBI
Kookie🍪:
lol you're such a hoe
luv you tho
keep doing you
Jiminie🍬:
😑🖕
luv you too tho
Jinjin🐻:
wait wait wait
you don't even talk to hobi
how did you get his number?
Jiminie🍬:
namjoon ;)
Jinjin🐻:
YOU TALKED TO NAMJOON
Kookie🍪:
uh-oh
mama bear is gonna attack
Jinjin🐻:
WHEN AND WHERE LIKE HOW
SNSJSKMS
Jiminie🍬:
in class he sits behind me
i guess you can say we have CHEMISTRY together HAHAHA get it because we have chemistry class
Jinjin🐻:
THE LAME JOKES ARE MY THINF
Kookie🍪:
so he gave you hobis number?
Jiminie🍬:
YES
but like
oh shit
Jinjin🐻:
what
???
Jiminie🍬:
im such a dumbass
Kookie🍪:
you just now realized that?
Jinjin🐻:
ROASTED
Jiminie 🍬:
STFU
but like seriously tho
i feel so stupid right now
IT WAS A 97 AT THE END AND I PUT 87 THATS WHY IT SENT TO THE WRONG HUMAN
Kookie🍪:
🤦♂️
Jiminie🍬:
omgomgomg im going to die omg
HOW DID I NOT SEE THAT BEFORE I SENT OUT A PICTURE OF MY GOODIES
Jinjin🐻:
why would you even send that
even if it was for hobi
Kookie🍪:
you're so gay
i love it
Jiminie🍬:
im deadass gay for Namjoon and Hoseok
i would drag my balls through broken glass just to lick hoseoks abs and touch namjoons dimple
Jinjin🐻:
HOP OF NAMJOONS DIXK
Kookie🍪:
that's where he wants to be
Jiminie🍬:
HELL YWHA
Jinjin🐻:
im leaving bye
Jiminie🍬:
NOOOO stayyy i'll stop talking about the love of your life
i mean he's really hot
but my heart beats for Hoseok
Kookie🍪:
your heart beats for every boy at school
#desperate
Jinjin🐻:
fine i'll stay
Jiminie🍬:
GUYS WHAT DO I DO HELP ME PLS
Kookie🍪:
did you show your face on the nude?
Jiminie🍬:
no
Jinjin🐻:
maybe you should text the person and ask him/her to nicely delete the picture
Kookie🍪:
🤦♂️
Jiminie🍬:
🤦♂️
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