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Gucciismyshit: Guys you don't know how happy I am today

Suganotsugar: Maybe we don't even want to know why are you happy because it probably includes sex

Pinkbitchprincess: ^^

Nojamsonlybutter: Lmfao yoongi, let's rub some salt over that burn

Snakeusenemy: Maybe I wanna know tho, he has never ever entered the chat himself to tell us why he's happy

Dadofmalfoy: ^^

Dingdongboy: Would you shut up and listen to him for a sec. Taebear, go on

Gucciismyshit:

Dingdongboy:

Dadofmalfoy: Kermit approves LMFAO

Gucciismyshit: Anygays, i was saying that i am so happy because KOOK GOT A CONTRACT WITH THIS BIG MUSIC LABEL AND HE'S GONNA BE A SINGER

*Screeches aggressively*

Dingdongboy:

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inkbitchprincess: Wow kook, that's big. I need a party, congrats bro!

Snakeusenemy: The one guy in the group who always thinks about parties

Pinkbitchprincess: ^ the one guy in the group who is needed for no good. Pls fib off

Snakeusenemy: *slowly backs away* Susan, I'm scared

Dadofmalfoy: Damn, this boy got some contacts. Jin baby, do you know any mafias or sumn?

Pinkbitchprincess: No, why would you think that

Dadofmalfoy: That was a joke bub! I love you, c'mere, sweet

Gucciismyshit: I thought this was about kook's celebration

Dingdongboy: It's okay baby, we'll celebrate alone

In bed

Suganotsugar:  TMI, you know what's that?! TOO MUCH INFORMATION AND BASICALLY UNNECESSARY!!

Gucciismyshit: Damn yoongi, is that you? You've grown so tall now

Nojamsonlybutter: Damn yoongi, he slayed

Dingdongboy:

Dadofmalfoy: I'mma pretend I'm not here

Snakeusenemy: Guys, back to the real deal. Kook, we need a party asap!

Dingdongboy: On me! Saturday it is!

Pinkbitchprincess: Saturday it is!