Not Janiel, still read it tho, inspired by @unefilledelanuit

Sorry for any PTSD this may cause.

Wattpad walked through the door.

"Hey autocorrect, how was your day?"

"Great I caused someone to send 'I'm breaking up with you, I hate you' instead of 'I can't wait to go on break with you, I hate work' and they were blocked before they could correct themself."

"Sounds wonderful, do you wanna mess up this person's fanfic update with me?"

"Sure sweetie."

Wattpad and autocorrect snuggled down into their digital couch. 

"We make a really good team."

Yeah I'm not sorry #AUTOPAD