(Well. I didn't fall off the face of the earth. If that's what you were thinking. Although, quite a plausible theory. Now, I could explain my absence, ....or.... I could give you what you want. 

BIG COMEBACK so I thought I'd return with y'all's favorite book. Enjoy.

This was yet again request by multiple of you... so... here?)

J: "TWINZ? SINCE WHEN WAS DANNTEA PREGNANT WITH TWINZ?"

D: "Uh, since you were really excited last night"

J: "Uh..."

D: "Um....I mean..."

J: "Um.....um...."

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D: "JOEY! JOEY GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE! BREAKFAT IS READY!"

J: OKAY, OKeY! I'M COMING!

D: *starts singing Make Me, Britney Spears.*

J: *Gets out camera and starts recording.*

J: "Mournting Danny!"

D: "Hey! Don't record me!" *(trout) pouts*

J: "Awwwe yoir cuuute."

D: "And YORE annoying." *Turns back to pancakes.*

J: *puts head on Daniel's shoulder and arms around waist(that is now quite large(due to baby, not excessive eating)) from behind.*

LLLAAATTTEERRR

D: "JOWAY!!!!!!""" 

Dani yelled.

Joey waddled out of the hall into the kitxhen holding Janiel on his hip. 

J: "Yes sweetie?"

D: "sooo, hoseph, it's almost Christmash and the baby is due soon."

J: "yep, i know, you remind me... often..."

D: "what're we doing for christams?"

J: "well dani, i was thinking, maybe, we could go on a trip?!"

D: "YASSS I WOULD LIVE A TRIP!!!"

J: "I know! that's why we're going on one!"

D: "so where're we gong?"

J: "thAts' a surprize sweeeedie!!!"

***Now Christmas eve. Janiel is going on plane. Janiel (the BB) is staying with the Wig while Janiel are away***

D: "you know what would be the best Christmass present ever?"

J: "What? Beautiful twins?"

D: "TO GET THESE ANNOYIN f@kERS OUTTA MY STOMACH!!"

J: "Aweee, that's so sweeet dani" *:D*

D: "oh lookie, the flight's landing. you still havent told me where we are!!"

J: "Just wait!!"

Janiel: *walks out of plane*

J: "WELCOME TO ROMANIA DANNI!!!!"

D: "OMJ JOWAY I WUBBLES YOUI SOY MUCH!! THANK YOI!"

Janiel: *huggles and kissies*

J: "YOUR welcome sweetie!!"

D: *:D*

J: *:D*

---LATER AT NIGHT, STILL CHRITSMAS EVE---

Joey and dnaiel is in a hammock overlooking the snazzy lake.

peacefully entangled with love and happyness. (cuite)

it was almost twelve when joey was about to drift off to sleep. Daniel had already dozed off.

he was awoken by daniel shuffling in his sleep beside him.

joey woke up and just watched dani for a moment (it's not creepy, it's cute......)

Suddenly Daniel woke up gasping.

J: "Daniel! What's wrong?!"

Joey asked. Daniel clutched his baby bump and sat upright.

D: "I-it's.. it's the b-baby!!"

J: "Oh my gooshe!! but it wan't due for another two weeks!!"

D: " Well it's coming!! And it's coming NOW!!!"

Joey quickley sprung up from the hammock.

J: "okay!! It's totally fine!! DON'T FREAK OUT!!!!!!"

D: "I'm not! You are!!"

J: "...Oh..."

D: "Uh HELOOO, KIND OF IN LABOR HERE!?!!"

J: " OH RIGHT!!! QUICK DANNI!!! TO THE HOPITAL!!!!"

Haha. cliffhanger :) 

Part five?