The idyllic, Cornish town of Goovinville holds a secret.

Joey Graceffa has the perfect life working as a youtuber in the city and rampaging with his boyfriend, Shane Dawson.

However, when he finds a damp sausage in his cellar, he begins to realize that things are not quite as they seem in the Graceffa family.

A disco leaves Joey with some startling questions about his past, and he sets off to sleepy Goovinville to find some answers.

At first the people of Goovinville are gorgeous and fabulous. He is intrigued by the curiously admirable gardener, Daniel Preda. However, after he introduces him to hard dick, Joey slowly finds himself drawn into a web of gluttony, burglary and perhaps, even man slaughter.

Can Joey resist the charms of Daniel Preda and uncover the secret of the damp sausage before it's too late, or will his demise become yet another Goovinville legend?

(A/N: Hope you enjoyed, well I don't hope, I KNOW you enjoyed. Guys this book is HUMOUR, don't take it seriously please XD. Thanks, love you, see you soon, Good Janiel Bye!!!)