It was Daniel and I's 2.76th anniversary today!

I'm soups excited.

Not for the anniversary, that sheet's boring.

I want the anniversary secks.

Tbh.

Later

"Hey jojo?"

"Yeah Danny?"

"Can we #&]|>]€\®<|¿¿¿"

"Yay! I was hoping u'd ask pig!"

*insert carp smut*

"Mmmm danny that was soy goid."

"I feel kinda funni hoe- I mean Joe."

"I'm sure it's fine Dan-dan."

"Okey."

Next mournting

"JOWAAYYYY!"

"WHAT?"

Joey walked into the bathroom to see Daniel standing there with a thing in his hand.

It was a vibrator.

I MEAN WHAT?

It was a pregnancy test.

"Joey, babe I'm pregnant!"

"Danny that's great! Were gon have a baby!"

(A/N: can we all just take a moment to imagine a biological Janiel baby?? That would be one gorgeous baby. Thanks, love you, see you soon, Good Janiel Bye!!!)