D: "Ow!"

J: "OMFJ WHAT IT'S THE BABY?? IT'S THE BABY ISN'T IT?? OH MY, GET IN THE CAR, GET MY XANAX, WE'RE HAVING A BABY!"

D: "Joey, it was a kick."

J: "OH MY, ARE YOU HURT??!!" 

D: "Joey, I don't think-"

J: "WHAT IF SOMETHING HAPPENS AND I'M NOT THERE?!"

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D: "BITCH I'VE BEEN CARRYING THIS LITTLE SHIT FOR YOU FOR 11 MONTHS"

J: "It's nine months"

D: "I'M IN LABOR I DON'T CARE ABOUT MATHS YOU BITCH"

J: "OMJ IT KICKED AGAIN, OMJ IT'S COMING, OMJ I NEED MY XANAX!!!"

D: "I'M THE ONE GIVING BIRTH YOU HOE!"

J: *Starts hyperventilating* 

D: "I'M NOT DEALING WITH THIS, GET ME MY DRUGS!!"

J: *Finally manages to calm the f@k down*

J: "Awe, it's okay, I'll hold your hand!"

D: *Crushes it*

J: "Mmmm....that's a liiiittle bit of a strong grip you have-"

D: "I SWEAR TO GOD, THE NEXT PERSON TO TALK TO ME IS GONNA GO DOWN!"

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J: "Aweee Danny, she's so cute!"

Joey showed his exhausted spouse their beautiful baby girl.

J: "What do you want to name her sweetie?"

Daniel lifted his tired head to look at the little one. She had Joey's striking blue-green eyes, Daniel's dark raven hair and of course his plump lips.

D: Let's call her Janiel.

(A/N: YORE WELCUM FOR THIS WHORES AND WITCHES> LUV Y"ALL!!! GIVE SOME CRED TO UneFilleDeLaNuit. AGAIN LET"S JUST TAKE ANOTHER MOMENT TO IMAGINE A BIOLOGICAL JANIEL BABY>>> STUNTING)))))))))))

(TBH I live for Joey as anxious shaken dad and Daniel as moody pregnant las...

GOOD JANIEL BYE!!!)