Fanfictions

OK, so most of the time they're great. They give new life to the stories/bands we know and love! But sometimes, let me tell you - THEY ARE CRINGE WORTHY.

For example : Harry Potter fanfics

This is an example of a bad HP fanfic (although they are very rare)

Alone

Better be... SLYTHERIN!

No. No. I take a shaky step towards the slytherin table. Everyone in the word hates me now and I had no life because I was sorted into slytherin. My life is over. Before I see Harry Potter - And I knew then that this wouldnt be all bad.

Yup. What do you think? I kinda just maybe like spent 17 years trying to get that right.

Anyway.

Harry Styles fanfics are the same.

Crazy in Love

I turned over to Harry, a dude 20 years older than me. After my horrible stepmother cast me out, I packed :

Concealer

Foundation

Blush

Translucent powder

Mascara

Neutral eye shadow

Defining eye shadow.

Eye liner

Lipstick

Fluffy powder brush

Blush brush

Eye shadow brush

Crease brush

Eye liner brush

Tweezers

My iPhone 6

My Gucci handbag

My Prada handbag

My lingerie, crop tops, bras and booty shorts

A photo of my dead parents

My cruel step parents never gave me anything, but Harry (after several smut scenes) gave me Gucci clothes. He gave me white Alice bands for my bright blonde hair and opal necklaces to compliment my sky blue eyes. Then I got kidnapped, but Harry saved me.

The End

Yup. Again wTF????

Thanks for reading chapter 1 guys, feedback would be awesome. See ya,
Liz ;)