(don't take anything srsly also^^ thats real convo me n my fren had)

one day Germany was at Mickey Mouse's houze.

JerREEEE said to Mike Wazowski
"I am in need of da good kush™"

Minnesota sayd "I gotchu fam"

then KiNkY Klienman popped outta da closet n be liek "nO try dis boi-os"
n shoved de actual good kush™ in dems mouths

2 bathbombs

Germany wuz liek "oh shit dis is da gr8ness" n Minnie wuz liek "oofness. lyfe is a lemon tree"

n then Evie Hand soap said "tREES?!"

n KiNkY wuz liek "vro, where u cum from"

n eva sayd "I am da lorax I speak for da treez you'll be obsessed wit all me forest expertisezzz"

n den Murphweed #1 wuz cryin in da corner cuz he thot Evajdndndnd made a forest fic reference n he was da big sad™

n Murphweed #2 wuz makin out wit da school nerd gurl

n den Germy wuz liek "YO get outta my muzical wurld... I am now in need of the good succ 👌👌™"

n den da sincerely eva hansoap ppls went away

n den dey did da frick frack n Germ-x's mother's one night stand dad came in n wuz like "oof. big oof" n got his popcorn n waited to see da look on their faces when dey noticed he was watchin >:)

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I am so sorry

really and truly sorry