Oh hello there. Wattpad deleted 3 of my new chapters even though I saved them. So here my dear children and non-children, is one of the crappiest things ever written. Thank you

3rd person POV

It was the 22nd of November or as the famous,hot, charming, fabulous Sirius  Black would call it "the Thursday of the year. oH hey James would you pass me that yeah- no yea beside that- you fucking twat the other side. Yesss. Mwah a kiss on the forehead darling". The four marauders were sitting in the dorm of James's room in the head dorms. Lily had decided to take a break from head duties and was free for a week to hang out with her other friends.  It had been 3 weeks since Dumbledore had announced the Christmas ball *cough plot change sorry *cough* and the boys were discussing the colours of their dress robes.

"Aw for fuck sake I got magenta" Sirius exclaimed as he opened his wardrobe. He pushed the hair products out of the way in the bathroom to check himself out in the giant mirror that hung above the sink. The 'robe' looked more like a dress that had been cut in half and It had bright purple frills on the sleeves."I look like one of those figure skaters Lily showed me the other day!".

"I like my colour" Remus said, checking out his dark red robes in the mirror beside Sirius who was desperately trying to rip the frills off. "They're magically attached you nimb wit (?)" James spoke up from outside the bathroom, his voice muffled by the wardrobe he has his head in. "Well I cant have them damaging my masculinity!" "Pads you have 5 different eyeliner of the same colour. Keep you're fragile masculinity to yourself" James grumbled back to him. "AH HA! REMUS I FOUND MY ROBES!". Peter held the black suit bag above his head and slowly unzipped it. The robes inside were a dark blue colour and they were very noice. "I feel left out in here" the messy haired boy called as he stepped out of the wardrobe. "Anyone ever told you yer a wizard James" Remus rolled his eyes at his friends stupidity. It took him a minute but eventually he young potter (I'm running out of names ok) reached for his wand "Accio new dress robes". The bag flew right out from under his bed and hit him right smack in the face causing an outburst of laughter. There was only one thought on James's mind, I wonder what colour Lily got. Like the boys before him he unzipped the bag with his calloused hands and took the long silk clothing out. Oh he wished Lily had the same colour as him. He could make up from standing her up, even if he didnt remeber. He really loved *cough* liked Evans and this was his chance to prove it. He likes the friendship and team work they had together and although they could be chaotic at times with their loud arguments and small harmless duels, they were honestly very happy in eachothers company.

The robes he took out were light grey in colour. "Lily wouldnt be caught dead in a grey dress" he said his mood faltering. "It's alright mate. Maybe you'll get pared with some hot interesting smart chick who honestly likes you for exactly who you are." Sirius spoke, a voice of reason the 3 other marauders only hear at the most once every two months.

"It's almost eight me and Remus should start patrolling. You guys can stay here if you want, we can leave the map." James spoke out his regular happy self resurfacing "Can we go to the kitchens James? I really want some treacle tart" Renus mumbled from beside him. "Hhahahahahah no" "awhhhh"

A.N.
Love you guys and thanks for reading. I dont know when the next chapter will be up because as I said earlier wattpad deleted 3 of my long chapter and I cant remeber most of the ideas sorry.