HELLO FELLOW HUMANS! IF YOU ARE NOT A HUMAN HELLO ANYWAYS. :) Ok so it has been a very long time but I'm back in school and i have tests. I'm trying to upload when i can but unfortunately it probably isnt going to be once a week. Anywho ON WITH THE BOOK! Short chapter by the way sorry

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3rd person POV

It was the first quidditch match of the year and spirits were as high as the brooms in the air. One certain red head was freaking out because her friends were making a big deal out of nothing. I mean I'tS nOt LiKe JaMeS aNd LiLy aRe daTiNg.

"Lily would you just listen for a second it's not like He loves you you will definitely marry him when you're nineteen, have a tiny baby boy named harry when you're twenty, name Sirius the godfather, then get killed by some psycho snake man when you're twenty three! Calm your tits ok!?" Lily knew she should listen to Marlene but- "psycho snake man?" Marlene ignored her comment and continued applying blush to Alice's cheeks. "It's plausible. You never know what the future holds" Mary said in a dreamy voice almost identical to trawlaneys. The girls promptly fell into laughing fits except for poor Dorcas who hadn't a clue what was going on.

(Sirius pov)

"I have recently come into some Amortentia moony. Care to test it" I wiggled my eye brows at Remus. I dont know what exactly I was expecting but a slap to the back of the head sounded about right. "Pads who in their right mind would kiss and ugly mutt like you?" Slapping a hand over my chest, being dramatic because I can I told Remie poo to go fuck himself.

(25 minutes later)

3rd person

"But what if I only put a tiny bit in his tea?" Sirius didnt know why he was still arguing as the deed had already been done. He watched  intensely as James drank his morning tea. "Sirius..." Remus began but was cut off by a loud Yelp. "JAMES!?" as sirius expected, James was currently draped over Laura, another 7th year Gryffindor."Laura smithly I have really liked you since a while I think. I want you to wear my jumper." She blushed and agreed with a bright smile. The thing about Laura is that she will always find a way to put someone down. You could think she is your best friend or even just think she's nice but no. Laura is as fake as her boobs.

At 3 o clock all the students were let out of class in order to get their team attire and support colours on. Lily Evans was waiting outside her dorm when fake bitch Laura came. "Hi Laura do you need something?" She asked as politely as she could. Lily knew how bitchy Laura could be. She spread rumours about Lily all the way up until her 4th year. "Oh no. Just James said he would walk me to the game." She said with a fake smile and sickly sweet voice. This upset Lily because James said he'd walk her but oh well, he asked her to wear his jumper.

30 minutes later Lily was still waiting for James. He wouldn't leave me would he? That was her only thought.

10 minutes later Lily decided that he must have gotten delayed so she made her way down to the pitch only to see Laura standing next to James. His jumper was a bit big for her but not by much. To say Lily was devastated would be an understatement. She ran and ran until she was back in her dorm with Alice. "Hey Lil's. Is the match over?" "Nope James gave his jumper to fake boob Laura and stood me up for 40 minutes"

Alice was not very happy to say the least. Lily hadn't seen her this angry since the 'mudblood' incident.

Alice pov

Is murder legal in the Scottish mountains? Because if not the dementors can get me I'm taking this bitch down.

By the time I got to the pitch the game had already started. "10 points to hufflepuff!" Remus's voice rang though the pitch. Perfect. I know what I have to do and I have no self shame to stop myself now. "Diggory has the ball he passes it to Kennedy- HEY ALICE NO!" "JAMES MOTHERF*CKING POTTER. IF YOU DONT GET YOU B*TCEN *SS DOWN HERE IN 5 F*CKING SECONDS I WILL KICK YOUR SMALL *SS SO F*CKING HARD YOU WILL HAVE TO GET MY SHOE MAGICALLY REMOVED!" I think that will do. The whole stadium was quiet as James slowly mad his way over, looking scared. "What the actual f*ck Potter I thought you and Lily were finally friends. Then you stand her up? Give your jumper to someone else? She's devastated! Why would you give it to laura of all people. You heard the rumours she spread about Lily! They ruined her. They almost got her expelled!" I went on for a while and James just looked very confused. "What are you talking about? I didnt give my jumper to Laura I gave it to Lily. Didnt I?"

"Emmm I may have come in contact with a severely weak Amortentia...". Breath Alice. Breath in. Breath out. Nope cant do that "SIRIUS BLACK!" "oh God"

Hello tis I. This chapter is really bad but it's just a bit of fluff. If anyone has any requests I will gladly take them. I'm running out of ideas but I want to keep writing. Thank you and love you guys!