private messages.
( between bumblebea & mango )

bumblebea
matthew never shuts up about you

mango
good
i am a pretty fabulous person, i dont blame him

and hello to you too 😂😂

bumblebea
hey sis

he also asks me questions about you

like yesterday he asked me why you like the great british bake off so much

mango
oh that's neat

bumblebea
HE TOTALLY LIKES YOU, YOU IDIOT

mango
deep sigh
we're just friends beatrice

bumblebea
mhm okay
friends that read/tell each other stories to help them sleep??

bumblebea
then why did you start watching criminal minds??
you hate that kind of stuff

mango
cause it's a good show duh

plus it's interesting

and listen he has an aesthetic voice okAY

bumblebea
i smell bullshit 🙃

mango
oh fuck off

bumblebea
ah c'mon! matthew is such a nice guy and he'd treat you so well marge

mango
i know

im not interested just yet

bumblebea
YOU SAID "YET" THERE'S HOPE!!!

mango
GOODBYE BEATRICE