We are in the apartment. The guys are playing Boggle. There is a Klingon dictionary on the table. I was just sat watching often helping Sheldon. We made up from what happened. He still doesn't know as I haven't told him. I had a plan to tell him during the game. I had one of the boys to get pregnant. And go from there.

"Time. Alright Klingons, pencils down." Sheldon stated. I smiled because I knew what this could lead to.

"Okay, I have pokh." Leo stated.

"Have it. Got it." The rest of the boys stated.

"Potl." Leo tried.

"Yup. Have it. Have it." The boys responded.

"Pukhpa." Leo tried.

"Have it. Got it. Yup." Everyone but me responded.

"Pregnant." Leo stated. He looked at me and nodded.

"I have it yep." Raj and Howard answered.

"Since when was that a Klingon word?" Sheldon asked.

"It means your girlfriend is pregnant." I stated looking at him.

"Well you're not pregnant?" He sked.

"Sheldon why would I say that if I wasn't?" I responded. He looked at the boys and they nodded.

"OMG." Sheldon stated to stunned to speak.

"I have Chorrr." Howard stated ruining the moment.

"Got it. Yup." Raj and Sheldon stated.

"I still can't believe it." Sheldon stated looking at me.

"It's the reason I've been acting so weird the past few weeks." I stated.

"It makes so much more sense now." He stated. He hugged me.

"You're a dad Sheldon." I tell him.

"I still can't believe it." He stated.

"Nekhmakh." Howard stated.

"Yeah. Yeah." Raj and Sheldon responded.

"And Kreplach." Howard stated.

"Hold on a second. Kreplach?" I asked the man.

"Yeah." Howard answered.

"That isn't Klingon, it's Yiddish for meat-filled dumpling." Raj explained.

"Well, as it turns out, it's also a Klingon word." Howard tried.

"Really? Define it." Leo stated.

"Kreplach, A hearty Klingon... dumpling." Howard tried.

"Judge's ruling?" Raj asked.

"Bilurrrbe." Sheldon stated.

"Hey, guys, I need to use your TV." Penny stated as she walked in.

"What's wrong with your TV?" I asked her.

"I don't know, it just died, I'm getting a bunch of static." Penny answered.

"Did you pay your cable bill?" Howard asked her.

"You sound just like the cable company. All right, so, shh, Tyra Banks is about to kick someone off America's Next Top Model." Penny explained.

"Excuse me, Penny, but we're..." Sheldon started.

"No, no, don't tell her." Leo tried.

"...playing Klingon Boggle." Sheldon stated.

"Aw!" Leo stated.

"What do you mean, aw? Like she didn't know we were nerds?" I asked him.

"All right, if you must watch, then mute it with closed captions, please." Sheldon tells her.

"Fine." Penny sighed.

"All right, Boggle warriors, kapla'!" Sheldon exclamied.

"Look at those women." Howard said.

"They're gorgeous." Leo pointed out.

"Oh! Worf, nice! Too bad that's a proper noun." Sheldon stated.

"Oh, look, the's the future Mrs. Wolowitz. No, wait, that's the future Mrs. Wolowitz. With her head in the lap of, what a coincidence. It's the future Mrs. Wolowitz." Howard tries.

"Yeah, and they can all move in with you and your mother, the current Mrs. Wolowitz." I tell him laughing.

"Is qochbe' spelled with a (gargling) or a (guttural grunt)?" Sheldon asked.

"Why is that Mrs. Wolowitz crying?" Howard asked pointing to a girl.

"Oh. That's Anais, none of the other girls in the house like her." Penny explained.

"House? What house?" Howard asked.

"They all live in a house together." Penny explained.

"A house, where?" Howard tried.

"I don't know. Somewhere in L.A." Penny stated.

"Wait a minute, you're telling me that I'm within driving distance of a house filled with aspiring supermodels?" Howard asked her.

"Yeah, I guess." Penny answered.

"And they live together and shower together and have naked pillow fights?" Howard asked.

"Hey, wh-where are you going?" Leo asked her.

"To pay my cable bill." Penny answered making me laugh.

"All right, pencils down! I have lokh, makh, and cherrrkh. Anybody got those?" Sheldon asked.

"They aren't playing baby." I stated looking at him. I was sat in the apartment where Raj and Howard was staring at the TV. Leo walks in.

"Did I miss anything? Did they kick Giselle off?" Leo asked.

"Not yet, but her underwater photo shoot was an embarrassment." Raj stated.

"It was I'll give him that." I stated.

"Sadly, Mrs. Giselle Wolowitz is sensitive to chlorine. Lucky for her I like my fashion models pruny and bug-eyed." Howard tries making me laugh harder.

"Sheldon, the food's here." I yelled through the house.

"There's the house, freeze frame, freeze frame." Raj stated.

"What are you doing?" Leo asked him.

"Marking the star positions and physical landmarks so we can find the house of the supermodels." Raj explained.

"Why?" Howard asked.

"Isn't it obvious? Every week, they kick out a beautiful girl, making her feel unwanted and without self-esteem, a.k.a. the future Mrs. Howard Wolowitz." Howard tried,

"Is my hamburger medium well?" Sheldon asked as he walked in.

"Yes." Leo answered.

"Dill slices, not sweet?" Sheldon asked again.

"Yes." Leo answered.

"Individual relish packets?" Sheldon asked.

"Yes." Leo stared.

"Onion rings?" Sheldon asked one of his a million questions.

"Yes." Leo stated looking at him.

"Extra breading?" Sheldon stated.

"I asked." Leo told him.

"What did they say?" Sheldon asked he often asks a million questions.

"No." Leo answered making me laugh.

"Did you protest?" Sheldon asked.

"Yes." Leo answered.

"Vociferously?" Sheldon asked again.

"No." Leo answered.

"Well, then what took you so long?" Sheldon asked.

"Just eat." I tell him.

"Hey, guys, what'd I miss? What'd I miss?

"Giselle's hanging by a thread." I explained.

"Oh, good, I hate her." Penny stated.

"Me too." I stated.

"Then you're not invited to our wedding." Howard tell her.

"Here you go." Leo stated handing Penny some food.

"Thank you." Penny answered.

"Oh, do we have to suffer through this transparently manipulative pseudo-reality again?" Sheldon asked looking at me.

"Yes." I answered looking back at him.

"You and I have a standing schedule which is the result of extensive debate and compromise. Any alterations except for breaking news have to be pre-approved at the weekly roommate meeting." Sheldon stated.

"Put it on the agenda." I answered Leo nodding along before high fiving me.

"But you have to make a motion to put it on agenda." Sheldon pointed out.

"Oh, I'll make a motion, but you're not going to like it." Leo answered.

"Fine. Mock Parliamentary procedure. At least put it on mute." Sheldon huffed.

"Oh, Giselle's not getting kicked off. (She picks up an onion ring. Raj squeaks and points.) What?" Penny asked looking at me.

"Sheldon's onion ring. Just put it back!" I exclaimed.

"It's one onion ring." She tries.

"Just put it back before he comes!" Howard exclaimed.

"No, no, no, no, I don't think it was that'll where it was." I exclaimed looking at her.

"Okay, here he comes, deny, deny, people, wall of silence." Howard stated as Sheldon walked in.

"Who touched my..." Sheldon stated.

"Penny! Penny did it." We all exclaimed.

"Why would you do that?" Sheldon asked.

"I don't know. I was hungry? What's the big deal?" Penny asked.

"The big deal is that nobody touches food on my plate." Sheldon exclaims.

"All right. Look, I didn't know, I'm sorry." Penny stated.

"Well, I'm sorry, but that is your second strike." Sheldon answered.

"What?" Penny asked.

"You have two strikes. Three strikes and you're out. It's a sports metaphor." Sheldon explained.

"A sports metaphor?" Penny asked,

"Yes, baseball." Sheldon answered.

"All right, yeah, I'll play along. What was my first strike?" Penny asked him. I just sat there watching, because I knew how it would end.

"March 18th. You violated my rule about forwarding email humour."

"I did?" Penny asked looking at him.

"The photo of the cat who wants to 'has cheezburger'?" Sheldon asked.

"Oh, come on, everybody loves LOLcats. They're cute and they can't spell 'cause they're cats." Penny stated.

"I trusted you with my email address, and you betrayed that trust by sending me Internet banality, strike one. Touching my food, strike two." Sheldon stated.

"Don't worry. They only stay on your record for a year." I stated looking at her.

"You can get them removed early, but you have to take his class." Howard explained.

"Come on, I only touched one onion ring." Penny exclaimed.

"And then you put it back, compromising the integrity of all the other onion rings." Sheldon stated.

"Oh, honey, the buses don't go where you live, do they?" Penny asked.

"Look, Penny, I wish I could be more lenient with you, but since you've become a permanent member of our social group I have to hold you to the same standards as everyone else." Sheldon stated.

"Even Alex?" Penny asked him.

"Not me. I got off the day I became his girlfriend." I stayed eating my food.

"Congratulations. You're officially one of us." Leo stated.

"One of us, one of us." Howard stated.

"Well, what a thrill." Penny stated.

"Just know that you can't get off the rules. Unless you leave. I only got off because I made him take me off the rules the day we got together." I answered.

"You're sitting in my spot." Sheldon pointed out.

"Oh, jeez, you've got to be kidding me." Penny stated.

"Leonard, Alex, she's in my spot." Sheldon pointed out.

"Yeah, yeah. Uh, see, here's the thing, after you leave, we still have to live with him." Leo stated.

"I don't care. I'm taking a stand, metaphorically." Penny stated.

"All right, that's it. Strike three." Sheldon told him.

"Ohh, strike three." Penny stated as Sheldon kicked Penny out of the apartment. We were in the cheesecake factory.

"So based on our triangulation we've narrowed down down the location of the top model house to three square miles in Hollywood hills." Howard stated.

"Or possibly Durham, North Carolina." I stated looking at him.

"When we find it, do you three want to go with us?" Howard asked.

"To do what exactly?" I asked him.

"Party with the pretty girls, dude!" Raj exclaimed.

"Are you insane? You're not going to party with them, you're not even going anywhere near that place." Leonard answered.

"That's what they said to Neil Armstrong about the moon." Howard stated.

"No one said anything of the kind to Neil Armstrong, the entire nation dedicated a decade of effort and treasure to put a man on the moon." Sheldon stated.

"Well, my fellow Americans, before this year is out we will put a Wolowitz in one of Americas top models." Howard stated.

"That will never happen Howard." I tell him.

"And a large number of people will believe it never happened." Raj explained.

"Okay, let me guess. A quesadilla with soy cheese for lactose intolerant Leonard." Penny stated.

"Thank you." Leo stated.

"A barbecue bacon chicken as it comes with a Caesar salad on the side for I eat it all Alex." Penny stated.

"Exactly. This is why you're my favourite." I tell her.

"Shrimp Caesar salad wiry no almonds for the highly allergic kosher-only-on-the-high-holidays Howard, and for our suddenly back on the Hindu wagon Raj, meat lover pizza, no meat coming right up." Penny stated.

"Wait. Excite me. You forgot my barbecue bacon cheeseburger, barbecue sauce, bacon and cheese on the side." Sheldon tried.

"Oh, I didn't tell you? You're banished from the Cheesecake Factory." Penny stated making me laugh.

"Why?" Sheldon asked her.

"Well, you have three strikes. One for coming in, two, for sitting down, and three, I don't like your attitude." Penny stated.

"You can't do that. Not only is it a violation of California state law, it flies directly in the face of the cheesecake factory policy." Sheldon tried.

"Yeah, no, there's a new policy. No shoes, no shirt, no Sheldon." Penny stated making me laugh harder.

"I bet we could see that sign all over Pasadena." Howard stated making me laugh. Penny comes back with our food.

"There you go, quesadilla, barbecue bacon cheeseburger, salad, there's your pizza, and thanks to Sheldon's heated discussion with my manager one barbecue bacon cheeseburger, barbecue sauce, bacon and cheese on the side." Penny stated,

"Thank you." Sheldon stated.

"Go ahead, eat it. I dare you." Penny stated making Sheldon eat his burger. Penny had clearly did something to it. We were back in the apartment. Howard is on his computer.

"That's it. There's the house, I found America's top models!" Howard exclaimed.

"Are you sure?" I asked him looking at his computer.

"Look, on the roof, Anais and Giselle are sunbathing. European-style." Howard answered.

"You can recognize people on Google Earth?" Leo asked them.

"Of course not, I got a buddy of mine at NORAD to have a spy drone fly over." Howard explained.

"NORAD? You're using military aircraft?" I asked him.

"It was already targeted to poke around a nuclear reactor in Siberia, I took it an hour out of its way, tops." Howard stated,

"Okay, where is he?" Penny asked.

"Sheldon? I just dropped him off at the comic book store. Why?" I asked her.

"Here. Try and go online." Penny answered.

"Problem with the WiFi?" I asked her grabbing her laptop.

"No, just try." Penny tells me.

"Greetings, hamburger toucher. You are probably wondering why you cannot IM with your little friends about how much you heart various things. Well, this recorded message is alerting you that I am putting an end to your parasitic piggybacking upon our WiFi. If you want to remedy the situation you can contact the phone company, set up your own WiFi and pay for it, or you may apologize to me." Sheldon stated on the computer.

"Well?" Penny asked us.

"I reiterate, knuckle under." Leo stated,

"No, no, no, no, no. It is on. I am gonna introduce your friend to a world of hurt." Penny said to us.

"Oh, Penny, you don't want to get into it with Sheldon. The guy is one lab accident away from being a supervillain." I tell her.

"I don't care, I was in junior rodeo, I can hogtie and castrate him in 60 seconds." Penny explained.

"No need to neuter the nerd, I can get you back online." Howard said.

"There, see? Problem solved." I tell her

"Voila!" Howard stated.

"Hello, puny insects. As a consequence of your efforts to circumvent my will, everyone is awarded one additional strike. Except Alex. She did nothing wrong. She is scary. So I'm not testing anything." Sheldon says making me laugh.

"Ha. I don't have any strikes." I laughed looking at the boys.

"How did you get off?" Penny asked,

"As he said in scary. And pregnant something he doesn't want to mess with." I tell her.

"Thanks a lot, Howard." Leo stated.

"What are you complaining about? I'm the one who has to take the class again." Howard stated. Me and Leonard walked into the living room to see Penny and Sheldon talking.

"Hey, you guys are talking again. Good. What happened?" I asked.

"Leonard, remember when I said it was on? Well, now it's junior rodeo on." Penny answered.

"Oh, not junior rodeo. What did you do?" Leo asked.

"I had no choice, Leonard, she ruined laundry night." Sheldon stated.

"A-a-a-aw!" Leo answered looking out of the window.

"Mwah-ha-ha." Sheldon stated.

"I don't care Sheldon this has to stop. I'm sick of this." I exclaimed looking at him.

"Alex can I talk to you?" Penny asked.

"Yeah of course." I answered.

"She's the enemy Alex." Sheldon stated looking at me.

"Sheldon stop." I stated looking at him. He backs down.

"Sorry Alex." He stated.

"Good." I stated. I went outside with Penny.

"Other than you. What will make him stop?" Penny asked.

"Not helping either of you." I answered walking inside. The next day we were in the living room.

"Oh, pause it. That's it. Confirmed. We now have the address of the top model house." Raj stated. I looked at the screen.

"God bless you, Google Street View registered trademark." Howard stated.

"Okay, for the record what you're doing is really creepy." I answered.

"You know what? If it's creepy to use the Internet, military satellites, and robot aircraft to find a house full of gorgeous young models so that I can drop in on them unexpectedly, then fine, I'm creepy." Howard stated.

"Hello. Oh, hi. Thank you so much. I love you too. Yeah I'll keep a look out for it. Yeah, hold on a second. I'll get him. Sheldon, it's for you." I yelled.

"Who is it?' Sheldon asked.

"Your mother." I stated.

"Oh, good. Hi, Mom. How are you? But, Mom, she keeps sitting in my spot. And, and she touched my food. Okay, yes, I took her clothes, but she started it. No, that's not fair. Why should I have to apologize? Yeah, I really don't think this is the kind of thing Jesus concerns himself with. No, you're right, I don't really know what Jesus thinks about. And thank you mom. I'll tell her in a second. All right, good-bye. Did you tell on me?" Sheldon asked.

"Are you kidding me? I already have two strikes." Leo tells him.

"I called her. But not about this. I only told her I was pregnant." I tell him.

"Mum said she has sent you a package for the baby. It should be here soon. She said Missy put some stuff in as well. She also said Mandy helped with a few things." Sheldon stated.

A/N: I THOUGHT I SHOULD MENTION MANDY FROM YOUNG SHELDON. I KNOW YOUNG SHELDON CAME AFTER TBBT BUT ITS PART OF THE UNIVERSE