Hello, you spicy angel. Would you like a drink? A snack? A hot villain? A foot rub?

If you're new, I'm Blunt Weirdo (my parents didn't love me) I write slow-burn romance stories with feisty and traumatized characters. If you can relate, join the family

This book is a wholesome mafia romance with a lot of angst

Like seriously, the Love Interest is a chaotic orange cat who falls first and falls HARDER

And a burn so slow, that it's painful. But you like the pain, so beagoodgirlyoucantakeit

This book will make you feel like this

But also like this

Thank you for giving this a chance, I hope you have a great time! Now here's a proper intro to...

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HEARTWARMING REVIEWS FROM MY READERS

"This was everything for me. Dark romances are sometimes so toxic and I don't understand the need of toxicity in them cuz they can be written beautifully like you wrote it."

"Starting with Volkov, I loved the fact that despite him kidnapping her and marrying her for getting to her father. He took care of her feelings from day one, he didn't try to control everything and gave her a choice. He's a protector without being controlling, he listens to everyone and never exerts his power on anyone."

"And Clara, oh how I love her so much. She's such a strong person from the start, she never once backed down from challenges and the danger, she knew what was right and what was wrong, she knew what she had to do and she did it with such great strength. She was ready to get herself in danger to help the family. She was as much of a protector as Volkov was."

"And the whole family, I loved how involved they were with each other and how much compassion they had for eachother. This was amazing written so well, I loved the plot and the buildup of the plot, the buildup of the characters feelings and emotions and their connection towards each other. This is gonna have a special place im my heart always ♥️" - Maddylewis998-"

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"This book is very different from what you'd expect a mafia romance or dark romance to be."

 "Thank you for not making the characters insanely possessive and having 10x level of testosterone. You know reading mafia books etc we forget that real life mein are not that. Daniel was a like a fresh Breeze. He has issues but knows his boundaries. These are the men you want to be with. Gentlemen but know when to not be one 😏"

"You know so many times when reading books you'd expect a character to behave a certain way, like Daniel being mafia and all should be harsh etc. But he's quite the opposite. And our female MC. My girl has brains. Knows when to do what. Our girl is smart. I like it how she just doesn't cave into things when she likes people and can stand fro what she wants. I'm kinda impressed with how things ended. Our girl knows what she wants." - Mierda_you