(Beforehand Note: If you do not like LONG birthday messages that have to do with a little bit of deep thought and cheesiness and you are just here for the art, look at it and move on.)

Whoa... WHOA... your 13 now too...

Alright, let's get this message STARTED! 😎

*Ahem*

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR ZOE!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!

WWWWOOOOOOPPP!!!

*claps frantically* 👏👏👏👏👏👏

*cough* *wheeze*

Phew, that was hard work...

Anyways, Zoe, get ready for a bunch of cheesiness that I am going to type about you. (HEY!! DON'T take that the wrong way, I love Cheese!! It's all cool.)

So...
Zoe,

You... gosh how can I say this in words... you are AWESOMESAUCE!! Super funny, sweet, deeply creative in quotes and poetry, and the BEST best friend ever! I could see why so many Wattpadians loved who you were right when I met you.
I remember that VERY first small convo we had (back in those days...) :
zoeysha: Tell me about yourself!
RainbowDashie14: Umm... I hate... no... VERY VERY much dislike 1D?
zoeysha: OMG!! Me too!! Lets punch them in the face together!
(No offense to anyone who likes 1D, btw, just our opinion. I won't hate you if you like them.)
Of course you know, when I met you, I was going through tough times with my school, friends, and my new environment in general. I didn't open up to anyone there so far except to a select couple people. Once I did make some friends, they seemed to keep talking and talking to me, never seeming to give me a chance to talk, so it felt like I was... kinda isolated, but I gotten used to it. So when I met you and you asked me about MYSELF, I was quite frankly shocked because NO ONE ever asked me that since I moved. You were one of the only people who have me a chance to express myself to you and you would express yourself to me. That perfect harmonious friend balance was the first I had in a while. Some days I felt like utter SHIZ, but I always felt better knowing I finally had someone to go and talk to who would actually care and LISTEN for once, and I hope you know I would and always will do the same for you.

You have this deep side of you that I don't see in many kids my age that I also have AND IT MAKES ME SO HAPPY TO SEE SOMEONE ELSE WITH THAT SPIRIT!!!
Your humor and lovable self just keep me going through each day and has made my life a whole lot sweeter. Your so super energetic and weird through talking and messaging, AND I LOVE THAT SO MUCH ABOUT YOU!! Cause we both know we're weird and proud!
😎Awesomesauce-Weird-Swag.
Literally, we are long lost twins, WHO CARES ABOUT RACE! We HAVE to be related in some weird way like Pinkie and AJ were... or else I'll be surprised. Cause we are the same person!! Except for the few minor differences, (like skin color, and basketball, and dance, and you liking watermelons, and golf.) BUT OTHER THAN THAT, we SAME! We need to have a few differences or else it's not unique, right?

We HAVE SO MANY INSIDE JOKES (ex. Our Style, CHEERIOS, #LongLostTwins, The Flock!) THAT IM GONNA...

*falls over and dies*

*resurrects herself*

JUST KIDDING!! You think I would die on your birthday?! How cruel would that be?!
BTW those were like 4/1000 jokes we have.

That pic up there is my 1st birthday present to you. Our Ponysonas. It's also what I would do if I finally met you FACE TA FACE!! Not that I already haven't... but FT doesn't count as that! It's face-to-screen really. 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

I LOVE YA ZOE!!! I HOPE YOU HAVE THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVA!!!

With lots and LOTS AND LOTS AND LOOOOOOOTSSSSSS of LLLLLLOOOOOOVVVVVVVEEEEEE,

~Dashie 😎🌈⚡

Ps Zoe: WATERMELONÈ!! 🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉