I WANNA WATCH THE WORLD BUURRRNN

I slept over at Damian's that night — since Cady threw a party, I had no idea what was going on in my room. And, I didn't want to know.

So, luckily the two gays invited me over. And of course, I didn't sleep well at all.

I woke up the next morning to Damian's annoying alarm clock. I groaned then covered my eyes since the sunshine was shining through the curtains.

"Do we have to get up?" Janis grumbles, bringing the blanket over her head.

"Yes, Sadly." Damian dramatically places his hand on his head.

I slowly got up. "Let's just get this over with."

"It can't be that bad." Damian tries brightening the mood.

"But.. it's school." I bluntly said.

"She has a point." Janis chuckles before ruffling mine and Damian's hair.

We all slowly got ready then headed off to school.

It was currently drama club, Damian on the stage acting as if he was Tommy Ross from Carrie, and he was actually pretty good at it. He also had an amazing voice!

The bell then rang, Damian looked disappointed. He walked over to Janis and I and we exited the Drama Room together.

Once we exited the classroom, the first thing that caught our eyes were the papers scattered across the hallway and lockers. People starting reading them, then, they started yelling.

"What the-" Janis looked around, her eyebrows furrowed together in confusion. "What's going on?"

"Do you think someone wrote something rude or bad on the papers?" I spoke slightly louder because of the yelling that surrounded us and echoed through the halls.

"Yes." Damian looked at the floor then picked up three sheets of paper that just so happened to have our names on them.

"Janis Ian — Dyke?" Janis rolled her eyes, though it was slightly obvious she was upset. "Real original."

"TOO GAY TO FUNCTION!?" Damian yipped.

"That's only okay when I say it!" Janis took the sheet of paper out of Damian's hands, reading it for herself.

"Y/N Heron — pervs on girls in the locker room." I read aloud. "Haha — very funny." I huffed to myself.

"Who wrote this!?" Janis exclaimed, though it could hardly be heard over the chaos happening. "I swear. I'm going to murder somebody today."

People ran back and forth, yelling at each other. Objects were being thrown and broken, people were being knocked over. It almost looked like something from a movie. But no matter how hard you close your eyes, or picture yourself somewhere else, the chaos wouldn't go away.

Then it finally hit me, I know who did this.

"This is obvious." I muttered. "Did Cady tell you guys about a burn book—? Like the one The Plastics made?"

"Yeah, she did. Why?" Janis tilted her head.

"She wrote these." I breathed. "Regina, she did this. I'm sure of it. I mean, who else could it be?"

Janis huffed, then clenched onto the paper. "She really is the human form of evil."

Janis's statement earned a snicker from Damian. "Do we tell anyone?"

"They'll probably figure it out." I shrugged. "I mean, she's the obvious culprit, so I guess it's up to you—?" I quickly jumped out of the way of a student charging at us. "— Yes we should."

"Okay-"

"All Junior girls report to the gymnasium immediately! IMMEDIATELY!"

Aaannnd, shit's about to go down.

Hi there- this book's nearly finished aaah. I will be updating more frequently because I kinda set a goal to have it done before the end of July. So, if I don't update in uHhhh, four days, spam me. :)