^Picture of Ao and Raph in the whole zeppeline thing on the last chapter. I drew that a year ago. Lmfao *shrugs*

If Ao has a banjo instead of a frying pan.

Ao

It was a dark and stormy night.

Lol. Cliché. Ahem!

Here we go. And by the way, just so you won't get confused, this is where everything is the same except I have a banjo. Which is an extra point.

BUT I STILL LOVE STEPHEN.

Enjoy.

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"I'M NAMING HIM JEFFERSON. SON OF JEFF."

"Kid! Get down from there!"

I started strumming the chords and sang.

Or well.. if you count belting out lyrics as singing.

Oh, and I have absolute zero knowledge on a  banjo so.. strumming means.. pulling the strings fastly while pretending to know how to play it..

"I SEE A LITTLE SILLOUETHO OF A MAN,

SCARABOUSE SCARABOUSE WILL YOU DO DA PANDANGO???????!!!!!"

"You're waking the neighbours!"

I dodged a flying boot thrown at my direction from nearby window. A grumble about cats was heard before I screamed again.

"-VERY VERY FRIGHTENING

GALILEO

GALILEO

GALILEO

GALILEO-"

"SHUT UP!!!!" Someone screeches and I dodged another flying thing. This time it's a fancy plate.

"I'M JUST A POOR BOY NOBODY LOVES ME

HE'S JUST A POOR BOY FROM A POOR FAMILY SPARE HIM HIS LIFE FROM THIS MONSTROSITY."

"ENOUGH!!"

Holy cheesecake, did that guy just throw a freaking stove???

How did he defies physics????? I need to know!!!

"WHEN TOMORROW COMES (NEVER)

I'LL BE ON MY OWN (SINGLE HERE)

FEELING FRIGHTENED OF

THE THINGS THAT I DON'T KNOW (RAPH TEACH ME HOW TO DRIVE A CAR)

WHEN TOMORROW COMES

WHEN TOMORROW COMES

WHEN TO-MORROW FREA-KING COMES."

I dodged a flying toaster. The devil spawn it is.

"I AM SINGING HERE."

"Good grief no.."

"YES.

WAKE ME UP (WAKE ME UP INSIDE)

I CAN'T WAKE UP (TURN ON THE ALARM)

SAVEEEE MEEEHHHH (CALL ME MAYBE NAH DON'T I'M ASLEEP)."

"IDIOTIC GREEN PEOPLE!" A man yelled. He's looking out from the window, glaring at us.

Raph froze and i blinked. He then shuts off his window loudly. His wife,-probably-, was heard talking to him.

"Did he just-?"

"Aye."

"He didn't scream?"

"Straight white men.." I gritted through my teeth, pulling off few strings slowly to add the effect.

Raph shot me a blank look and I shrugged.

"Racist."

"He started it first!"

".."

"Fine. Sorry if I offended any good people in this world."

Raph shot me a glare as we heard conversations coming from old man's window.

"I told them to shut up."

"Now now hun, sssshhh.."
The sound of kissing made me gag. My nose twitched when some.. slurping was heard.

Ew. Ew. Ew. Gross. Get a room.

"Stupid teenagers. Didn't they realise it's night? Whatsoever, what's with that green skin? And shell? What are they, turtles?"

A pause was heard and I raised my hand. Starting a countdown.

"Three.. Two.. One.."

Shrieks was hear and I cackled.

Booyah! I love karma!

When the lady and old man opened up their window again, we're already gone. Straight for my hideout.

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"Don't worry kitty. I shall sing a song for you, then you can come down. 'Kay? Okay." I craddled Jefferson. Fingers ready on the strings as Hello Kitty stared at me while tilting his head to side a bit.

Awwww.

Meanwhile, Raph paused fighting to stare at me in pure horror.

"Kid don't-!"

"I KNEW YOU WERE TROUBLE WHEN YOU WALKED IN

SHAME ON ME YE-AAH (IKR)."

"Kid-"

"NOW I'M LYING ON THE COLD HARD GROUND

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH." I shrieked. Very. Very. High pitch. Imagine the sound of Ring Wraiths in Lord of the Rings, only much higher.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH." I shrieked again, ignoring the fact TigerClaw is already on the ground.

Cold. Unmoving. Dead.

Welp.

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"Your loyalty for your.. rat master is.. amusing."

"It's not just loyalty." Raph grounded out, gritting his teeth as he blocked Shredder's blow.

"And what, do I pray to know? He's nothing more but a hideous, disgusting-"

Oh hang on a freaking second.

"IT'S TRUE LOVE!" I screeched, slamming Jeff on the side of his head.

A loud crack resounding through the room.

Amazingly, instead of Jeff breaking apart, it was Tin Can's helmet that broke off. Revealing his U-GLEAH face with a bloody broken nose.

"'CAUSE BABY NOW WE GOT BAD BLOOD, HEY!" I sang at Tin Can's unmoving figure, cuddling the wooden banjo as Raph stared at me with eyes wide as saucers.

Mwahahaha.

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And done. Okay. Here's a few things to imagine :

-Shredder fighting against Splinter as nemesis, and they're arguing about their past and Splinter reminded Shredder 'bout their friendship, Shredder said no and Ao just popped in and screaming 'WE ARE NEVER EVER EVER GEETING BACK TOGETHEEERRR' in which Mikey joins in by responding 'NEVER SAY NEVER' Raph and Donnie facepalms.

-Ao singing to Ice Cream Kitty 'ICE ICE BABY' with Mikey.

-Ao singing Beauty and the Beast theme whenever Don and April is in the room together.

-Ao hungry so he dramatically laid himself on Raph's lap and singing 'I JUST DIED IN YOUR ARMS TONIGHT' Raph responds with 'No'.

-Ao actually googled on how to play a banjo.

-Ao singing mellow songs whenever he's in his Leo emo mode.

-Ao having mini concerts using April's brush as the mic.

-Ao ft. Mikey duet 'Me, Myself and I'. Ao raps.

-Ao singing 'IF OUR LOVE IS TRAGEDY WHY ARE YOU MY REMEDY' to Karai for kicks.

-Ao memorizing and singing 'THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD'

-Ao actually memorizes Moana's we know the way and the whole Hawaiian words. ((y'all won't believe this but I have to and I actually do. For school test. Really. The teacher's order.))

Here's a bonus of my everyday life (not like you guys'll read this but, meh.) ;

At school days :

-This doesn't look right
-I'm supposed to tie this tie where the frick does this thing go
-WHERE ARE MY SHOES
-Don't forget the thing don't forget the thing don't forget the thing-..
-SKETCHBOOKS ARE TOP PRIORITIES TO BRING
-AND MY PHONE
-Are you saying that there is no warm water left in the shower?????
-SHITE I FORGOT THE THING
-WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE HAVE EXAM TODAY
-Pbbft, what? Of course I did my homework, that'll be silly if I didn't.. *sweatdrops*
-Teacher : You can't eat in class
Me : BIH TRY ME
-Teacher : take off your hoodie, dresscode except uniforms are not allowed.
Me : ...Nah.
-...Is today Tuesday or Thursday?
-..Wait, it's FRIDAY??!
-Whoop wrong uniform
-I hate Chinese Course..
-MOM WE GOT EXTRA CLASSES AGAIN BE BACK AT 3, LOVE YOU
-I have no friends
-Wtf is the sun????????
-What am I doing
-don't sleep don't sleep don't sleep-
-Ugh
-I hate history
-Why dead people??
-I hate these skirts.. so short!!!
-*nose twitches*

Resonsible (overprotective) oldest big sister mode on :
-GET YOUR BUTT HERE AND DO YOUR HOMEWORK
-Dad, the kitchen explodes.. again.
-Where is the broom???
-dO NOT TOUCH THE FRYING PAN UNLESS YOU WANT TO DIE
-You can't just- dear Valar, yOU CAN'T JUST ASK A GUY OUT AILYN YOU ARE STILL YOUNG (AND I DON'T EVEN HAVE A BOYFRIEND WTF AILYN STOP. FINISH YOUR HOMEWORK.)
-This is why I have no life..
- little siblings : *is sad*
Me : *gets out bazooka* who do I need to kill
-AIDANT! 'CAN' AND 'COULD' ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS GET IT RIGHT
-USE A FORK DAMMIT WHERE ARE YOUR MANNERS
-Don't you dare step out from the house
-Come home at 6, SHARP. Or I'm calling the police.
-Tidy up your bed, tHIS IS NOT JUST YOUR ROOM.
-I need a therapy
-Screaming 25/8
-35782% DONE.

At weekend :
-Turn on the freaking Wi-Fi or I'm hunting you down
-OYA OYA
-DAGRO IN DAN YRCH
-Season Marathon!
-Still need to study
-Oh well
-SLEEP IN 'TILL NOON
-My bootehful pillow
-And blankets
-Burrito blanket
-dID SOMEONE SAY TURDLE
-SHOOT I FORGOT TO FEED SPIKE (my turtle. His full name is 'Wing Spiker'- my position in Volleyball-, so for short 'Spike'. Don't ask.)
-I gotta update da new chapter
-But me too tired..
-Writers+Art block

When drawing :
- *crying over anatomy*
-I need an inspiration.
-*Short search on google turns into ten hours of surfing the Internet*
-Wtf am I doing
-...This color looks bad wHAT AM I THINKING AM I FREAKING COLORBLIND OR WHAT
-This is why I drew sketches more than fully colored arts..
-*buys a thick 200 pages sketchbook* //two months later// ....Mom? Can you get me another sketchbook? The same one with 200 pages.. Yeah, I finished the whole book already..
-*drawing rubishes*
-Teacher : What is this?
Me : ....Sorry. I'm studying legs and hands anatomy..
Teacher : you are drawing.
Me : tHIS IS A RESEARCH FOR SCIENCE
-Teachers are just so.. DONE at me for drawing at classes everytime. But they can't exactly get mad because well.. I actually finished my assignments.. *shrugs*

When updating fanfics (especially this book) :
-I wrote like a thous- 67 words????
-Too much commmas,,,,
-Too much repeated words..
-LEt'S TaKE A bReAK
-*crying*
-Okay so we gotta update- oh look! ((Name)) just updated a new chapter!
-*googles the lifespan of a cactus*
-*watches a whole ballet documentary* (??????)
-WHAT IS THE COLOR OF AO'S SCARF I FORGET
-Wait.. *squints* Didn't I just kill TigerClaw two minutes ago?? Why am I typing his death, again??
-Mom : Dinner!
Me : NOT YET
-...Why the heck I'm writing the history of World War II, oh my goodness Nutty, you are not working on your essay pls
-CRAMPED HANDS

At outdoors :
-GET AWAY FROM ME DEMONS
-Must. Find. The. Book. Store.
-Mom : *drags me into a clothing shop*
Me : *whispers* Save me..
-WHERE. IS. THE. BOOKSTORE.
-Oh look a coin!
-WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE IS NO BOOKSTORE
-I won't go out unless I am allowed to wear my t-shirt and jeans.
-NOT THE SKINNY JEANS THEY ARE EVIL CONTRAPTIONS
-My best friend is my turtle and the plant that grew on my neighbour's rooftop
-My sense of going out is climbing on the rooftops
-I AM SEEING THE BRIGHT LIGHT
-*following the signal of free Wi-Fi*
-AILYN AIDANT GET OVER HERE
-AND DO NOT TOUCH THAT GLASS STATUE
-Who? That two kids? No, I am not related to them..
-*is awkward and super.. awkward*
-Sales : Please check out our store!
Me : *confused*..take...out.. your store..??
-*blanks out every five seconds*
-I hate social life

....So yeah. To sums up my condition.

..Bye potatoes.