I'm panicking.

I'm going to have an asthma attack.

Like, right now.

WHERE'S THE DOCTOR WHEN YOU NEED HIM??

No, not the real doctor, 'cus they'll send me off straight to the lab as soon as they see a mutant A.K.A me.

Yeah, The Doctor from Doctor Who.

Why? I need his TARDIS to get outta this reality, and probably to some or any alternate universe whereas i could live in peace.

.....And also where unicorns are real.

Today was starting off, badly.

Real bad.

I woke up late, i slept through the alarm clock that's been blasting full through my ears for whole 30 minutes.

And as if the Universe hates me, i ALMOST forgot to put on my contact lenses, i somehow blew up the microwave without even touching it, and i have to face my arch nemesis.
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Yep, the toaster.

Not to mention Raph was in super sour mood, which made everything 99% worse-r.

"LEO! HELP!"

Scratch that, make it 100%.

"Raph! stop strangling Mikey!" I said, quickly intercepting the 46th quarrel on this day.

"He started it first!"

I rolled my eyes.
"I don't care Raph! Just stop it! You're going to hurt him."

Raph stopped and released Mikey, surprisingly without trying to argue anymore.

Maybe luck is on my side.

"Don't care huh?"

I spoke too much.

San Frantastic, i just jinxed myself just great.

"You were always like that! You never care! You don't give a damn of everything except yourself! And you're always on Mikey's side! Always blaming everything on me!" He yelled, rage was written all over his eyes.

I was a bit scared when i saw his eyes full of rage, i mean, he never been this mad before.

But were talking about Leo, the side of me that never back down from a challenge.

So like Leo always do.

I yell back.

"Always on Mikey's side?! You're the one who tried to strangle him in the first place!"

"Well then you should've told him to stop messing around!"

"He's not messing around! You are just too blinded by your rage you got irritated easily! And the closest person to you was hapenly Mikey!"

"See?!! You were covering for him like always!"

"Because he didn't do anything wrong!"

"You didn't even know what he was doing! Wait nevermind, you didn't know because you DIDN'T CARE!"

"Enough! Raph! You were so irritating since early and you keep blaming everything! What the heck is wrong with you??!"

"What the heck is wrong with me?! Ask that to yourself! You keep messing up everything just like Mikey!"

"Don't drag me into this Raph!"

"Oh i will drag you into this shit fearless, what the heck is wrong with you?!"

"Shut up! I was-, why am i even telling you this!!" I yelled in frustation.

I have a strong urge to punch something, but unfortunately i can't just do that.

"Because i was asking you! So tell me oh fearless leader, what the heck is goin' on with ya??!!"

"I-"

"Raphael! Leonardo!"

Oh sweet mother of Gallifreyans sweet elf children cheezus crust damnit.

"Splinter-"

"Sensei i can explain-"

He raised his hand (or is it paw? Dunno), clearly not wanting to hear anything.

"Raphael, go to your room."

As soon as he heard those words, Raph stomped off to his room and slammed the door shut. The sound of locking could be heard from outside.

"Leonardo, come with me." Sensei said while walking towards the dojo.

I followed him in suit and closed the sliding door shut.

"Lock the door. I need to speak with you."

I did what i was told and sat down infront of him, as he did the same.

We were silent for a moment.

"Tea?"
I look up to see Sensei offering me a matcha green tea.

I praised anyone above there as i took the tea and sip it.

Ahhh.. this is life.

"How are you handling yourself my son?"

"Fine. I guess." I shrugged and took another sip.

"Really? Because you seemed very troubled since this morning."

...okay, i can't argue with that.

"Ummm.. i uhh.."

Come on Leo, think think think.

"I.. had a very bad time.. when i was..," i mouthed 'you know' to him, since i don't feel really comfortable talking about Ao while in the lair.

He seemed to take the hint and nodded in understanding.

"Ah yes, that side of yours.. i told you to be very carefull when you were on that side, it was the most vulnerable state of both your mental and physical."

I sighed
"I know. I just can't help it."

"Ah.."

I looked at him wierdly.
"What?"

"Something must've happened while you are on that side.."

I froze.

Oh shiet shirty gard darn Merlin's and Asahi's beard Fukurodani darn effin-

Okay Leo stop. Deep breaths.

I can't!

I'm panicking!

Air! I need air! Aang! Where are youuu???

"How did you even-?"

"Aha! I knew it!"

I felt myself jaw dropped.

"You tricked meee!!!" I gasped, practiccly shrieking.

"Indeed."

"Nuuuuu!!!" I said, laying down like a dead man after i put down my tea ('cus i don't want a tea that good got to be wasted).

"What's the score now?" He asked nonchalantly, sipping his own tea.

"45 wins and 46 loses for me.." I grumbled, pouting.

"Well that makes 46 wins and 45 loses for me."

"No comment."

If you were asking, yes, we made a challenge of who gots tricked by who, and the winner could..

...well...

There's no prizes actually.. maybe honor.

Yeah that's it, honor.

Pride mostly.

Wait, is honor and pride were the same?

Meh, who cares.. i certainly don't.

"So what happened my son?"

Oh boy.

This is the question i wanted to avoid.

"You know what, i think i'm going to go on disguise so you will never know me and never could ask me that question."

"You are on disguise my son."

"...dang it."

He chuckled and left me as the only one who pouted.

Rude.

Share the happiness.

"Tell me what happened."

Again?!

"Yes."

"I thought that out loud didn't i?"

"Yes again."

"..dannnggggitttt."

"And if you must know, your personalities are now mixed up my son."

I shot up as fast as a turtle can be.

My eyes widened as my breathing were getting faster.

Dang it.

Shiet.

Asdfghkljklghgklgkhkkhklj.

"Are you sure you do not want to talk about it?" Sensei asked, looking at me with worry.

"I-..i-.. i don't know.." i mumbled, feeling my heartbeat getting faster.

This is bad.

Real bad.

"I need to cool off. Right now."

"Calm down my son."

"I am calm! Wait! I'm not! Wait! Yes! No! Yes! Gah!"

"My son!"
I felt myself got slapped. Although not too hard.

"Ow."

"Go to the docks. I will tell your brothers that i sent you on a solo mission to patrol only."

Well that was fast.

"Now go!"

"Yes sir! I mean-"

"Leonardo!"

I quickly shot up at the hearing of my other side's name.

"Just, go."

I nodded, afraid that if i speak i would blabber again before sprinting away, not forgetting my katanas of course.

When i'm few feet away from the lair entrance outside, i heard Mikey asking Sensei where am i going. Of course he told him the quick lie we,-ahem! He, made up in the last few minutes.

I sprint, jump and dodge the pipes in the sewers like a pro as i take the shortcut to the docks.

The safest and fastest way when i'm not stable.

Let's just hope i won't go all kookoo before i get there.

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As soon as the dark,-contaminated, sea water came to my view, i did a leap of faith (like Assassin's Creed Syndicate) and dive into the sea.

And no, i'm not wearing my contact lenses, i would go blind if i did. I took them off just a few seconds before i arrived.

The cold salty water splashes my skin, helped me to calm down and cool off.

I don't know why the water is so calming for me, but i think it's because, well.. part of my.. umm.. natural life.. habitat.. i think? I dunno the terminology tho.

One thing for sure, it's calming and nice. For me.

...great, i sounded like Haru.

He is... y'know, the guy who wear his speedo instead of underwear under his clothes everytime, jumps into anything that contains water (example : fountain) and loves mackerel? No? Okay. Watch Free!.

Wait, i'm blabbering again.

Darn it!

i started to make bubbles out of boredom, while only surfacing my eyes so i looked like a croc.

No, not the sandals brand.

Okay, let's list the day before i started blabbering again.

1. I woke up late and ALMOST forgot to put on my contact lenses
2. Blew up the microwave
3. Face my arch enemy A.K.A toaster
4. Fight and piss off Raph
5. Loses from Sensei by 1 frikkin' point.

Well. Luck is definitely not on my side.

Not to mention Ao's and Leonardo's stuffs i need to work on.

San Craptastic.

These are just exactly why i'm different from my little brothers..
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I'm sorry, i ment big brothers..

HELLO JELLY-O MY POTATOES.

PLEASE EXCUSE THE TERRIBLE WATER-PUN I USE FOR THE CHAPTER TITLE. I GOT IT FROM HARU-CHAN'S FACEBOOK.

...LITERAL FACE AND BOOK.

AND THERE'S AO PICTURE I FINALLY DREW WITH MARKERS ONLY, SO PLEASE EXCUSE THE ODDNESS IN THE PICTURE.

GUYS JUST TO WARN YOU THIS BOOK IS FREE FOR ALL AGES AND NO ROMANCE. AT ALL. YOU HEAR,-ER, READ ME? NO ROMANCE. NO GAY, NO TCEST, NO APRITELLO, NO CAPRIL JUST NO ROMANCE.

AND YES, I DO MAKE IT ONLY RAPH AND LEO AS THE MAJOR CHARACTERS, BUT DONNIE'S AND MIKEY'S BONDING PART WILL BE LATER ON. I JUST CHOOSE RAPH FIRST 'CUS HE'S PRACTICCLY THE OLDEST AND Y'KNOW.. IT'S EASIER TO MAKE FLUFF AND ANGST WITH RAPH.

NOW, I THINK I WAS BEING VERY GENEROUS FOR GIVING YOU HINT(S) FOR LEO'S OTHER SECRET, SO PLEASE. LIKE, SUPER PLEASE.

MAKE A DRAWING//FANART OF AO AND TAG ME IN IT.

COULD BE BY BOOKS HERE OR INSTAGRAM (MY INSTA : NUTTYTHENUTJOB.DRAWS.FANDOM)

THE DRAWING DOESN'T HAVE TO BE AO ONLY, IT CAN BE ANY SCENES EXAMPLE : SCENE WHERE AO TEACHES RAPH TO FOLD PAPER CRANES (WHICH MIGHT ENDED UP BAD BUT OH WELL, THAT SCENE IS MY FAVE.) OR WHERE AO 'STOLE' RAPH'S SAIS.

AND BTW, I HAVE NO REGRETS MAKING LEO SUFFER MORE TODAY. HE DESERVES IT.

AO : WELL SORRY FOR STEALING YOU OREOS! I DIDNT KNOW THOSE WERE YOURS!

YEA RIGHT.

THAT'S IT ALL POTATOES.

NOW I'MMA GO AND BID YOU GUYS ADIEU~