This is it.

This is the judging day of life.

The day where it all ends.

The day where it all begins.

This is...

This is the day...

Where....

I.....

Finally took the Hogwarts Houses quiz on Pottermore.

"Guys! What cat should I choose?? I want all of them!" I screeched over the laptop a la Donnie as I stared at the screen.

"Orange! Pick oramge and name him Klunk!" Mikey squealed over my shoulders.

I pouted.
"It's mine! Not yours!"

"Dunno kid, you're the one who's taking the quiz." Raph said. He was sitting on the sofa five feet behind me while eating tacos he got out of nowhere.

"Fine! Fine!" I said as I pick a cat and finally settles down.

Mikey and I then stared intently on the screen as it began to calculate the results. My eyes went wide slowly, I can hear drumrolls played.

Turns out Donnie and Raph were behind me, also watching intently while Donnie is playing the drums  soundtrack in his t-phone.

The screen changed. Donnie ended the drums with a symbal. Cymbal? Simba? Whatever. I looked over the screen.

Then I screamed.

"What is it?!" Mikey asked as he scrambled for the laptop, then his eyes went wide.

Okay so, you see, since the IKEA incodent Donnie made us these fake 20 minutes emails that we can use to play the House quiz on Pottermore because haha, why not. But honestly our results are... unexpected.

Donnie is... guess it. Go on.

..he's not in Ravenclaw.

In fact, he's a hUFFLEPUFF.

Now here's the thing.

Mikey IS THE ONE IN RAVENCLAW.

Like whaaaaaa-???? Awesome but freaky right? It's weird but it is!!

Raph is in Gryffindor. No surprise there, kinda. I mean I thought he'd be in Slytherin but eh. Anyways.

April and Casey played too. April's in Gryffindor and Casey is in Hufflepuff. Strange huh?

But get this.

I'm a.....

A....

Aaaaaaa..............

Slytherin.

"I'm a sNEK!" I boomed as I stood up on the table.

"Kid, get down."

"A sNEK!"

"No, honestly get down."

"Embrace the sNEK ATTACK HAIYAH!" I tackled Raph, then wrapped my limbs around him like some cicada on a tree in summer.

"Get off."

"Nu you must embrace the snek." I glared at him. Then patted his head.

"Literally."

"Donnie, on a scale of one to ten how believable if I say I accidentally stabbed Ao with my sai."

Donnie tapped his finger to his chin while humming.

"Ummm.... probably 0.000003 to 8."

"Explain, I don't speak math." I said.

"Not talking to you." Donnie retorted, then proceeded to walk away while putting on sunglasses. The jerk, those are my gucci sunglasses!

Gucci. Gucca. Pucca. Why do they sound different, that's weird. It's like how spagetthi rhymes with pony.

Ladies and gentlemen, the english language.

"Hey guys, why is it 'humans' instead of 'humen'?"

Donnie was the one to answer,
"Because 'human' comes from the latin root 'homo' to 'humanus' and 'man' comes from germanic root 'mann'. So it's 'humans' because it doesn't play by the germanic rules."

I squinted my eyes,
"How the heck do you know that?"

"I know many things." Donnie replied, wearing another sunglasses as he sips on tea that came out of nowhere.

Goodness gracious, does everyone here just turns into bunch of magicians?

I mean I am a magical being but honestly what. I mean I would tell them how I'm a siren that came from the pacific ocean and then cursed into a kappa but hey.

Wait what?

Also, it's not like they would believe me.

"Raph, if I tell you that I'm a siren that can do some fancy magic will you believe me?" I whispered.

He only sent me a deadpan look.
"Ha ha. And I'm a pirate."

I frowned.
"No but honesly-"

"Hey Don, do you have some of the cookie dough left in the fridge?"
He left.

And I right.

Okay sorry.

But yeah. See? He doesn't believe me. Nobody did.

Also this is freaky but do you know that aliens are real?

"Bro, check it out. I found this beautiful person portrait when I cleaned my room." Mikey said as he came up behind me.

"Oh lemme see!" I swiveled around, then was facing a mirror.

I stared at Mikey. He stared at me. I stared at him. He stared back. Stare stare stare stare stare stare-...

At this point, 'stare' doesn't even sound like a word anymore.

"Awh, Mikey." I sobbed dramatically while flipping open a lacy fan that came out of nowhere.

"I am flattered."

"Why yes, madamemoiselle." Mikey said solemnly, whipping out a fake moustache and a monocle as he kneeled down and kissed my hand.

"I would like to invite you for tea this afternoon."

"Oh, it would be my most pleasure." I fawned, blinking my eyes rapidly while fluttering my fan over my face.

"May I join?" Came a voice from behind us.

"Oh sure." I replied, smiling.

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I'm pretty sure we gave Raph a heart attack.

I mean, who wouldn't have a heart attack when they entered the dojo to find it was whipped out like some fancy garden with chairs and a table in the middle.

"Would you like a spot of tea?" I asked as I twirled the parasol in my hand gently. I feel like a fancy british lady, whoop.

"Sensei, is that you?" Raph echoed as he stood there dumbstruck, pointing at the figure beside me.

I pouted.
"How rude! This is Missus Hathaway Marmaladia Shamalama Bibbidiboo Genovialiel, you ought to give her respect." I said while glancing my neck 'elegantly' over the overgrown rat mutant who was wearing a fancy dress.

By elegantly, I mean with the grace of a duck.

"Yes," Missus Hathaway said solemnly, putting down her teacup as she gestured over towards me.

"And this is Lady Thranduilin Abracada Appleton Tchaikovskilion Abletaplepepperoni-something."

Raph facepalmed.

"Afternoon, my ladies." My orange clad brother came in, wearing a tuxedo while carrying a tray of assortments.

"Ah, Monsieur Mac," I opened my fan.

"Do you have cheese biscuits?"

"Certainly." He said as he settled the tray on the table.

"Mikey is Monsieur Mac? Really? After all that long names you settled with Mac?" Raph spoke up. I glared at him.

"How dare you! This is my husband, Monsieur Pajamask Satchellion Windowsvistan Bungee Juniper Cawcawsh. Which, we shortened to Mac." I smiled fondly towards Monsieur Mac to which he smiled back. Then I chewed on my biscuit slowly.

Raph stood there, agape. Then turned around and threw his arms in the air.

"I give up."

"Is it just me, or why does everything we do just doesn't make any sense now?" I said as Raph left the dojo. I took another sip from my tea.

Oh, I look a penny!

I. Have. Absolutely. No. Idea. What. Happened. I. Feel. Like. Smacking. Myself. To. A. Wall. I. Dont. Know. Why.

In other news, my dog has three pups that came out of nowhere and suddenly I'm an uncle also it seemes I'm failing highschool welp.

And I published more books now in my original account so pLEASE check it and leave a review it would mean a lot also next chapter will make more sense it's no more games it's business now yeah getcha okay.

I feel like we just lost the actual point of the story here somewhere.

Anyways the puppies are adorable. Help me pick names please. There are three; white and brown and black.

Okay thank you potatoes! See ya later! I'll try to finish this book before new year so wml!