How come no one notices the reason i named ch.13 'chasing luck' is because 13 is an unlucky number?

I'm screwed.

Definitely, screwed.

"NO ONE TOUCHES STEPHEN BUT ME! NUH UH! NOPE!" I screamed at TigerClaw who dares to try and take my dear frying pan away from me.

His eye twitched.

"Give me that." He seethed, claws unseathing.

I stared at them.

Woah, his nails are pretty sharp and groomed for a villain. Wonder where he did his manicure? I mean, no animal salon around here who takes on tiger's claws. Wait, hah! Tiger's claw! Betcha that's where he got his name- okay stop.

"Hand it over."

Pink. Wait no. Purple. But that didn't match his scarf. Blue nails? No, he'll looked like he got wierd illness or something. Green? Nay. Yellow looks wierd, i mean in Donnie's book, yellow nails mean an illness-that-i-forgot-the-name. Red will looked too flamboyant, but it suits Shredder though.

Speaking of nails, i think i'm painting mine too.

"Hey!"

Black? Ugh, green is not a good skin complexion, so nope. Maybe blue. I like blue.

I saw TigerClaw's claws,-that's kinda confusing-, reaching out to touch Stephen.

By reflex, i slapped his hand away, clutching Stephen tightly to my chest and hisses.

Yes. Hisses.

Didn't sound like snakes' tho. Wait, do reptiles' hisses all sounded the same?

"Touch him and i'll cut your neck off and hang your puny head on the fence and watch as rats feast upon your eye." I seethed, still holding Stephen tightly.

No offense to Master Splinter tho. Sorry Sensei.

TigerClaw growled and suddenly lunged at me.

"Eeep! Take him!" I squealed,-yes, squealed-, while scrambling out from the way, throwing Bebop at TigerClaw instead.

And that's how they ended at the floor, TigerClaw ontop of Bebop.

Bro that's gay. No offense tho, because TRUUUUU WUUUVVVV- ahem! Back to topic. The weather is sunny- okay wrong information.

"If you want free hugs, you could've give me a warning! Stupid clingy cats!" I muttered, crossing my arms.

Another growl escaped his vocal cords,-ahah! I'm being smart, lol-.

Whoopsie daisy. Best not to make the kitten angry.

Kitten- wait! That's it! Hello Kitty!

Then the sound of click enters my senses and suddenly, i have a gun aimed at my face.

Yes people, i hAVE A GUN AIMED AT MY FACE.

WHAT THE FRICK SHOULD I DO? PANICK?! BUT SOMEONE SAID WE CAN'T BE PANICKING! WHERE'S THE HANDBOOK OF THIS? I DEMAND ANSWERS!

"Stephen, if i die, tell Raph not to touch my Space Heroes DVDs. And tell Captain Ryan i'm sorry i missed his annual marathon. And tell me where is Gandalf? For i much desire to speak with him. Before i die."

....Wrong fandom, whoops.

I'm sorry.

"Who's Gandalf?" Wolfy from Twillie,-i'm soooo calling him that, sue me-, asked, scratching his head.

I gasped.

"DISHONOR! DISHONOR ON YOUR WHOLE FAMILY! DISHONOR ON YOU! DISHONOR ON YOUR COW! OH WAIT, DO YOU HAVE A COW? NEVERMIND, DISHONOR ON WHOEVER THAT KID YOU HAVE IN YOUR CORNY SHOW!" I rambled, pointing frantically at him with Stephen like a mad man- err, turtle.

The baddies,-ahah! Good one me!-, all turned confused and offering me strange looks. Making me even more pissed off.

What sense of education has Cheese Grinder ever puts into their heads?! Atleast, can he also gave them something else other than manicures and vendetta stuffs???

...I like cheese tho..

"You have a kid?" Sushi asked, looking at Wolfy confusingly.

"It's what the program wanted." He shrugs.

"And you watch it turtle?"

"Again for the billionth time, i got a name. And second, yes i do. It's so corny that i love it. And how come you never realised you have been falling in love with a guy in woman body suit?"

Cricket sound.

"Wait a second. You know he is Bradford?" Hello Kitty,-that suits him-, said, pointing at Wolfy.

I gulped.

Fudgeballs.

Remember what they say, sometimes to deny the truth, you have to tell the truth.

Like what Merlin did one time to Arthur.

"You mean I was right? Ahah! Called it! Although you didn't look like a Bradford.." I said, fist bumping the air for effect.

I deserve a Grammy people, come on!

Hello Kitty then walks away.

I'm crossing fingers that he'll buy it.

Twenty minutes passed,-i think. No clock here-, and he returned.

With Cheese Grinder behind him.

Fudge.

I gulped again, my hands started sweating as i watched Tin Can,-Cheese Grinder is too long guys, sorry-, marched towards me slowly. Because apparently it gives off the dramatic effect.

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"You look familiar.."

...........SHITE

SORRY FOR THE LANGUAGE

MISSION FAILED ABORT ABORT

ABORT MISSION

AUTHOR!! I SAID ABORT MISSION!

WHY AM I BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL???

Distraction, i need a distraction, where is my smoke bomb-

Oh no.

I'm in Ao mode. I don't have my gears..

MENTAL BREAKDOWN.

Wait wait wait...

"Are you-"

"OH LOOK AT THAT! A UFO! IT'S SHINING SO BRIGHTLY AND IT HAS YOUR FACE ON IT!!"

Only Bebop and Rocksteady buy it.

Aw come on!

Hang on, if i could just-

"Nice try turtle. But you can't trick us." Kitty growled.

"Yes i do. Infact, i just did you see.." I said, putting on a mischevious grin.

His face instantly turns into the confused angry one. Oh i know! Confangry!

"What do you-"
Not letting him finish, i leaped to him, tackling his legs.

He fell down. Not so gracefully i might add.

I guess not all cats always land on their feet.

When Sushi tried to kick me away, i was already on my feet. Backflipping before doing a round house to his head.

When Tin Can unseathed his claws,-still forgot the claw thingies' name-, i stops. My eyes went huge.

"Raph!" I yelled. Looking straight dead behind his back.

All of them turn around. Weapons out.

.....To find no one. Sadly.

As much as i was tempted to say 'zonk!', it'll blew my cover away. So i kept silent as i snooped away from the confused and baffled ninjas.

And they call themselves master when yet, they fall for the old textbook prank!

Wassup potatoes! Merry belated christmas and happy belated new year! *throws cookies*

Sorry this took long. Writers block, and i'm working on my new tmnt fic called 'Castaway'. And also my original story 'Balloons'.

Updates will be very slow from now on, sorry. It was graduation season so it's kinda a frantic time for buckload of tests and works need to be done. *groans*.

Btw, pls guys, give 'Castaway' a chance to read. Pls. But uh, make sure you're okay with violence. Although it didn't contain cuss words, graphic violence and mentall illness is there. So..

And breaking the fourth wall. Yeah. I wanted to watch Deadpool so bad, but my parents won't allow any movies with cuss words that was often used.

Yall have no idea how much effort i need to work on TigerClaw's nickname. TOOK ME A YEAR!

Ao : yeah, because it's from 2016 to 2017 *rolls eyes*..

HUSH! But i gotta seriously thank God because the nickname 'Hello Kitty' (AHAHA) pops up when im in Church and i was like; "YES!".

First off, i would like to say sorry for my terrible grammars and sometimes vocabs, because i was writing in either sleep deprived state or in exhausted state or both, so.. sue highschool.

Second, DO YOU GUYS LIKE THE NEW COVER??

Third, BYE POTATOES.

Ps : lookie! We almost reached the climax of the first book! Oopsie, spoiler *slaps myself*