Dragon: Why are Wave and Cat sitting with their backs to each other?
Sorrel: They had a fight.
Dragon: Then why are they holding hands?
Sorrel: They get sad when they fight.

Wave: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Cat: Not if they consent to it.
Dragon: Depends who you're stabbing.
Sorrel: YES?!?

*Wave is cooking*
Cat: Any chance that's for me?
Wave: It's for Sorrel. I'm planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need them on my side.
Dragon: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.

Wave: Everyone, synchronize your watches.

Cat: I don't know how to do that.

Dragon: I don't wear a watch.

Sorrel: Time is a construct.

Wave: Hah! 69! You know what that means?
Cat: What?
Sorrel: That you're a child.
Dragon: HOW'D YOU GUESS MY IQ!?

Wave: On a scale from "damn Daniel" to "fre sha vaca do", how are you feeling?
Cat: In between "it's an avocado, thanks" and "how did you defeat Captain America", but as a solid answer I would say "I don't need a degree to be a clothing hanger". How about you, Dragon?
Dragon: Probably "road work ahead".
Sorrel: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.

Wave, setting down a card: Ace of spades
Cat, pulling out an Uno card: +4
Dragon, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you
Sorrel, trembling: What are we playing

Wave, Cat, and Dragon are sitting on a bench
Sorrel: Why do you guys look so sad?
Wave: Sit down with us so we can tell you.
*Sorrel sits down*
Cat: The bench is freshly painted.

Cat: Have you seen a person named 'Wave' around here?
Dragon: Ugh, yes. They made a horrible mess of the blood fountain.
Sorrel: It looks fine to me?
Dragon: IT USED TO BE WATER!!!

Wave: *Screams*
Cat: *Screams louder to assert dominance*
Dragon: Should we do something?!
Sorrel, observing: No, I want to see who wins this.

Sorrel: I think Wave was right.
Cat: I'm surprised they haven't marched in here to say 'I told you so.'
Dragon: They wouldn't do that.
Wave: You're right, Dragon. For once in your life, you're 100% right. I would never say that.
Wave: *turns around, the shirt they're wearing says 'Wave Told You So' on the back*

Wave: I think we're missing something.
Cat: Teamwork?
Dragon: Cohesion?
Sorrel: A general sense of what we're doing?

Wave: You lying, cheating, piece of shORt!
Cat: Oh yeah? You're the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
Wave: I'm leaving you, and I'M TAKING DRAGON WITH ME
Sorrel, picking up the monopoly board: I think we're gonna stop playing now.

Wave: Self care is actually getting into fights with randoms in dark alleys.

Sorrel: No, self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath, or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it, or taking a nice warm nap!
Dragon: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you!! Self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists!! Self care is the fear in your enemies' eyes!!!
Cat: Lmao self care is taking your birthday cake just so I can eat the frosting.
Wave: If you touch my birthday cake I'll make you eat your hands

Wave: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?
Cat: Put spaghetti in it.
Wave: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.
Dragon: Put spaghetti in it.
Wave: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.
Sorrel: Put spaghetti in it.
Wave: I'm no longer taking suggestions.

Wave: I just ended a four year relationship.
Cat: Oh, I'm so sorry. Are you okay?
Wave: Hm? Oh yeah, I'm fine. It wasn't my relationship.
*Dragon and Sorrel fighting from across the room*

Cop: You're receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.

Wave: Short.

Cat: Wait, three?

Cop: Yeah?

Dragon: OH MY GOD SORREL FELL OFF!!!

and then I realised you can add more people but it glitched so I could only add golden

you can pry the incorrect quotes out of my cold, dead hands

Wave: We've been conducting an ongoing study to see what Dragon will and will not eat.
Cat: Grass? Yes!
Wave: Moss? Yes!!
Cat: Leaves? Ohh, yes!
Wave: Shoelaces? Strange but true!
Cat: Worms? Sometimes!
Wave: Rocks? Usually nah.
Cat: Twigs? Usually!
Wave: Golden's cooking? Inconclusive!
Sorrel: How did you... test this?
Wave: You just hand them stuff and say 'eat this' and if they eat it, they eat it.
Sorrel: ... I don't know how to feel about this.
Golden: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?

Golden: Nothing in life is free.
Cat: Love is free!
Dragon: Adventure is free.
Sorrel: Knowledge is free.
Wave: Everything is free if you take it without paying.

Wave: I'm an idiot. 

Cat: 

Dragon: 

Sorrel: 

Golden: 

Wave: 

Cat: If you're waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.

Wave: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?

Cat: Rude.

Dragon: That's fair.

Sorrel: Not again.

Golden: Are you going to want this back?