Q. How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

A. Tell her a joke on Wednesday.

Q. How do you confuse a blonde?

A. You can't, they have always been like that

Q. How do you amuse a blonde for hours?

A. Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper

Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?

A: To see what was on the other side.

Q. What do twenty blondes standing ear to ear make?

A. A wind tunnel.