*Whenever Ford erases Stans memory*

" No,No maybe he can get it back." 

"Mabel. I'm sorry,Hes gone."

*Mabel sniffles* "ok." *Walks up to Stan* "Your name is toot toot mcbumbersnatch"

"MABEL NO!!!"

*at home*

Ford: "In light of what happend today you may hug me for 4-5 seconds."

Mabel: "45 SECONDS?! 

Ford: "No- Mabel!"*gats smothered in a hug*

*Dipper and Stan dieing in the background*

Mabel: Why did the chicken cross the road? 

Soos: I don't know why?

Mabel:To get to they're best friends house.   Knock knock

Soos: Who's there?

Mabel: THE CHICKEN!!!

*They hug*

Mabel: *kiddingly* Remember your not allowed to fall in love with me.

Pacifica: Ok.

2 days later at 12:37 

Pacifica: OH SHIT WE HAVE A PROBLEM!

Dipper: Can you pass the salt Mabel?

Mabel:Sure what's the magic word?

Dipper: *Starts chanting in Latin* 

Mabel: What the fuck?!  Just take it!!

Dipper: *Starts laughing*

Ford: Stan do you even know what Europe is?

Stan: Its a place I think.

Too lazy to make into writing /\ 

Dipper: I guess I'm to tough to cry.

Stan: Just the other day you were crying about snakes.

Dipper: THEY FUCKING CRAWL,AND SLITHER AND IT WAS IN THE GODDAMN TOILET!!!!