"Yo, Kiri, we brought home takeout. You want s-?"
Kirishima opened his eyes right when Kaminari entered the living room, staring at Bakugou with confusion.
"Who's this loser."
"This is Bakugou, a new friend of mine."
"Jeez dude, did you pull him off the streets? He looks like a teenage runaway."
Kirishima glanced at Bakugou, at the guy's wrinkled t-shirt and messy hair. He really DID look like a kid when he slept. Too bad he was so angry and rugged when he was awake.
"He's not a teenager, I promise you. I met him at the grocery store."
"The grocery store? What the hell dude? You don't grocery shop?"
"I did this time!"
"Oh? What did you buy?"
"Ghk...I...uh...bought nothing..."
"So you just went there to pick up guys? Figures." Mina stepped into the living room with Sero right behind her, both of them holding bags of takeout food. Kaminari was carrying nothing. As usual.
"I wasn't picking up guys!! I swear!" Kirishima insisted, face getting hot. "What kinda food did you get anyway?"
"Thai." Sero answered.
"Man, that sounds really good about now." Kirishima nodded vigorously.
"Is that the guy who was gonna play Dungeons and Dragons with us?" Sero set the bags on the coffee table.
Bakugou shifted a little but didn't wake up.
"Wait...he's joining the game? I thought you said three party members was pretty standard." Kaminari whined.
"Three members is enough when your party isn't completely useless. You've literally almost died three times in two games."
"Hey! It's not my fault that the clap of my dwarven asscheeks alerted the guards! I rolled a one, man."
Sero tolled his eyes. "Bro, your idiocy knows no bounds."
"At least I don't sleep in a hammock." Kaminari countered.
"My hammock is comfy as hell and you're just jealous."
Kaminari was silent, defeated.
"So, should we wake him up?" Mina wondered, referring to Bakugou.
"Probably not." Bakugou seemed like the type who was scary to wake. He was a god damn assassin, and was probably used to sleeping with a weapon. Waking him was probably dangerous.
"He looks like a dandelion."
"He looks like that lion boy from that one manga I read about the zoo animals."
"Shishido?"
"Yeah."
"Yo, he kinda DOES."
Kirishima was confused. He had never read Oumagadoki Doubutsuen because he was a COWARD.
"Can we invite him to our cosplay group?" Mina asked.
"We have a cosplay group?"
"We do now."
"Don't invite my new friend to cosplay with you. You're a bad influence." Kirishima complained. He didn't want his new bodyguard to walk out of this place as a damn...weaboo. Ew. First came cosplay and watching anime, and then all of a sudden you're reading fan-made stories about things that didn't happen in the original. Nobody wanted to end up in that situation.
"Should we just eat in the kitchen so we don't wake up Shishido 2 explosive boogaloo?" Mina wondered.
"That would be a good idea." Kirishima nodded. Being awakened by some loud ass roommates wouldn't be a good first impression for Bakugou.
And if Bakugou was going to be around Kirishima a lot, he was going to have to get used to his friends.