Dear Diary,

Forget about what I said last time. I know you have been telling my followers I like someone so I will not write who I like on your body probably tearing my pencil at you while you scream in pain. First of all, you wonder, "Why is Norge an emotional guy?" I'm not. And probably never will be. I just write down how I would feel if I showed emotin. It doesn't mean I'm actually showing it while I'm writing on you. And second, no. No. Never. I apologize but NEI.

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That is just...ugh! WE ARE RELATED, DIARY! I HAVE SEEN THE HISTORY ON MY LAPTOP OF SOMEONE GOING ON WATTPAD AND READIN ICENOR BOOKS. Anyway...You will never find out who I like until England actually has the guts to even try to seperate from the UN. Did you know, he's scared of doing it because if he does, he feels like Germany wil blitz him again? HAH! I wasn't afraid of Germany in WWII. Denmark, on the other hand, was a complete wuss. So much for the "King of the North". POINT BEING, I WILL NOT TELL YOU WHO I LIKE UNLESS MY FOLLOWERS SPAM MY INBOX TO TELL ME. And don't even think about telling them to do so, or I'll give you to Switzerland so he can recycle you. You know how he is. Can't even ge a stupid 5 dollar cheese! He'll recycle everything and anything! Even you.