(Epic Rap Battles of MHB!)

(North vs. South!)

(Begin!)

North: I'm honing to start this battle from the big city. You stand no chance against me, your talent is with the nitty-gritty. You wannabe of me, but that I can't comprehend. Like we did in the war, I'm surely getting the win. A northern brother, you don't wanna mess with me. Cause kick loser back all the way to Tennessee! New York! Well it's in the big "N". After your defeat in this battle, I'm sure you don't wanna go again. With your low quality and plentiful farms, you can't handle the cold so my disses will cause harm!

South: What's wrong North, you slipped a disk? Your rhymes are cold, but step to be and is more than a risk. Your stating your pride, when trying to handle me. Beaten ya down, even worst than Slavery! You wallow in shame, boy you can't touch this! You must Have not heard, Everything's bigger on Texas. Swinging a punch and truly you make me sick! Your most popular sport, includes a ball and a stick.

North: You arrogant worm, your rhymes won't work. When you landscape mainly includes grass and dirt! I'm a prime time boy, your a walking laughter. Unlike our many championships, your teams are like the Toronto Raptors!

South: Not an American Team, but you sure can't quote. You better carry George Washington back on that boat! Your not a challenge, we got the Mighty Bama. We also got a gator that exports bananas!

North: That horrible fruit, man you need some style. Taking rhymes from Alaska, so stay south my little child. You can't handle me, hit ta hard like Katrina. Flip off before ill din more than just beat ya! My disses are solid but you can't beat me yo. Drown in Flow like the Gulf of Mexico! When pigs? I know what you meant. At least I don't have ridiculous accent!

South: You still throwing down? Well I guess losers come in handy. Man I knocked ya hard, like Superstorm sandy. You coming to Tennessee? I guess your an volunteer. Once leave you dusted I don't want to see a single tear! You've come to the my house, so better behave. Drop in you in this battle, as you were world trade!

East: You guys coming against each other that's not the American way. So stay outta my way or get ready to pay. The keeper of peace, but I need no to boast. But you two are just up and down, my flow goes coast to coast!(Giggles) oh well you two guys are clearly unaware, that our country started from me, little ole Delaware. When it comes to talent and you guys come in least. When you rap about America, you gotta include the east!

West: So you wanna play? Then I'll give you all a show. Disses hit you hard like the Northern snow. I'll purchase you all your going down, no jokin, but I'll put a close on ya. My money is golden, like my state California. Call this gold rush like the one in 1848, when I beat your butts so mark this date. You can consider me the greatest, but to you I an the best. Since it hence my name, I am the west!

(Who won?

Who's next?

You decide!)

(Epic Rap Battles of MHB!)