Unknown:
Hey Cutie;)

Me:
Who tf is this

Unknown:
Your annoying, clingy, gay, albino

Me:
Great...now how the heck 
did you get my number?

Emo Boi changed Unknown to Annoying, Clingy, Gay, Albino

Annoying, Clingy, Gay, Albino:
…

Me:
It was Emma...wasn’t it?

Annoying, Clingy, Gay, Albino:
.

.Maybe

Me:
May as well add you
to the group chat 
before someone else does

Annoying, Clingy, Gay, Albino:
Group Chat?

Me:
Emma made one earlier.
They started blowing up 
my phone during class

Annoying, Clingy, Gay, Albino:
Oh, ok

The Gang

Emo Boi has added Annoying, Clingy, Gay, Albino

Chaotic Bisexual:
Thanks for adding
N

orman, Ray.
I forgot to do it earlier

Me:
You would've
done it eventually

Spinach:
Why are all of you awake right now?

Domino:
It’s only 2:32am

Annoying, Clingy, Gay, Albino:
I’m not even tired

Me:
Cool, no one cares

Annoying, Clingy, Gay, Albino:
Rude

Spinach:
Guys, we have school tomorrow.
We should be asleep.

Me:
Then why are you up?

Domino:
Since it’s early in
the morning technically 
you would say we have
school today

Spinach:
Don’t be a smart ass

Me:
You do realize we
can just skip school

Chaotic Bisexual:
That’s true
It’s not like we learn
anything important anyway

Annoying, Clingy, Gay, Albino:
If we do skip we could all hang out

Me:
Yeah no
I’ll pass

Chaotic Bisexual:
Great idea Snowman
S

o we’ll all hang out at
Ray’s house then?!

Me:
Are you not paying
attention to 
what I’m saying?

Domino:
...did you just call Norman snowman…?

Spinach:
Is skipping a good idea though guys?

Annoying, Clingy, Gay, Albino:
Is Emma just not gonna
address that she called
me a snowman

Me:
My nickname
for you is better

Chaotic Bisexual:
Mine for him is
f

itting though

Domino:
Skipping is a
fantastic idea
It’s always good
to take a break from
something as stressful
as school.

Me:
That’s the smartest
thing you’ve said
since I met you

Domino:
Hey! What’s that supposed to mean!?

Me:
Exactly what is sounds like doofus

Chaotic Bisexual:
No offense Ray but your
n

ickname for Norman
is way too long

Annoying, Clingy, Gay, Albino:
True

Spinach:
Where does Ray even live?

Chaotic Bisexual:
Oh yeah it’s **********

Me:
You guys are not
going to my house!

Spinach:
Ok thanks

Me:
Is anyone listening to me!

Chaotic Bisexual:
You guys can arrive
a

t his house as early
as you want
I’ll be there early and I have a key

Me:
Wtf?! How the hell did
you get a key!?

Chaotic Bisexual:
Your Mom

Annoying, Clingy, Gay, Albino:
Does this mean I can
just show up at his house at 6am?

Me:
Don’t you fucking dare

Chaotic Bisexual:
Of Course!

Me:
I will change my fucking locks

Chaotic Bisexual:
I’ll climb through your window again.

Spinach:
AGAIN?!

Annoying, Clingy, Gay, Albino:
When the hell did this happen?!

Me:
7th grade at 5am on a Saturday

Domino:
Remind me to never
tell Emma where I live

Chaotic Bisexual:
I already know

Me:
You know that doesn’t
even surprise me

Domino:
How tf?!

Chaotic Bisexual:
I have my ways

Spinach:
Emma you scare me sometimes

Me:
It gets worse
You’ll get used to it

Annoying, Clingy, Gay, Albino:
Worse…?

Me:
I forgot to eat one
day and when Emma found out 

She marched into my
house at 4am and 
shoved food down my throat

Domino:
How tf do you forget to eat

Chaotic Bisexual:
You don’t have much of a
gag reflex now though;)

Annoying, Clingy, Gay, Albino:
Wait, you actually SHOVED
food down his throat?!

Me:
Yes she did

Chaotic Bisexual:
He ate though, didn’t he

Domino:
Is everyone just going to ignore the comment about the gag reflex

Me:
Yes, yes we will

Annoying, Clingy, Gay, Albino:
No we won’t.
I wanna test this out

Chaotic Bisexual:
That sounded kinda gay

Annoying, Clingy, Gay, Albino:
I’m okay with that

Me:
I’m not gay, or a bottom!

Spinach:
You’re a bottom

Chaotic Bisexual:
You are definitely a bottom

Domino:
Wait, I thought he was a switch

Annoying, Clingy, Gay, Albino:
Nope. Ray is a bottom

Me:
Why the hell were any of
you even thinking about that!?

And for your information
I AM a switch

Chaotic Bisexual:
No you ain’t
I call bullshit

Domino:
How would you
really know though Emma?

Chaotic Bisexual:
I just know okay!
After knowing him so
long I can just tell.

Annoying, Clingy, Gay, Albino:
How long have you
guys been dating by the way?

Domino:
Dating? Ray, what about the bet?

Spinach:
Bet?

Chaotic Bisexual:
What bet did you guys make?

Me:
Don the bet is still on
I’ll explain it to you later

Annoying, Clingy, Gay, Albino:
What bet?

Me:
I’ll tell you guys one
I win the bet because
I obviously will

Domino:
No way
I

’m not losing it
I have faith

Me:
You have faith in
someone who acts like a great 
value version of
Hinata from Naruto

Annoying, Clingy, Gay, Albino:
Wait, you watch anime?

Chaotic Bisexual:
Wait so you guys
made a bet about Gilda

Spinach:
What makes you
automatically think it’s me?!

Chaotic Bisexual:
You’re the only one
that acts like a great
value version of Hinata

Me:
No I don’t watch anime
I read Manga

Chaotic Bisexual:
You literally watched
H

igh School Ouran Host Club!

Me:
That was because you
made me do it!

Spinach:
Guys seriously we need to go to bed

Domino:
Party Pooper

Spinach:
Yeah you’ll definitely be
saying that when I’m 
jumping on your bed
to wake you up at 8am

Me:
Great Value Hinata
has some spunk

Spinach:
S

top calling me that!

Emo Boi has changed Spinach’s name to Great Value Hinata

Great Value Hinata has changed Emo Boi’s name to Gay Bottom

Great Value Hinata:
Karma Bitch

Me:
I seriously hate all of you

Chaotic Bisexual:
That’s mean

Gay Bottom has changed Chaotic Bisexual’s name to Graiffe Girl

Gay Bottom has changed Domino’s name to Nat Simp

Gay Bottom has changed Annoying, Clingy, Gay, Albino’s name to Friend Zoning King

Friend Zoning King:
Okay that’s just rude

Nat Simp:
Why is Emma’s name Giraffe Girl???

Giraffe Girl:
I swear to god if you
tell them I will lock you
in a room with Norman
for days

Me:
When we were ten
Emma loved Giraffes

We went to the Zoo
and somehow she ended up
getting in the Giraffes
pen area thing

She kept trying to climb it
so she could ride on top of it

I have photos of it

Giraffe Girl:
If you send that photo
I

swear to god I will kill you

Gay Bottom has attached one image

Nat Simp:
BHAHAHHAHA

Nat Simp has screenshotted a photo sent by Gay Bottom

Friend Zoning King has screenshotted a photo sent by Gay Bottom

Great Value Hinata has screenshotted a photo sent by Gay Bottom

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I tried to make this chapter funny but I’m not a funny person so I apoligize if it sucked