I was walking in the park wen I saw two girl

"Hey is your twin alright"I asked her

"Wait you can see me"she said

"Duh wait"I said as I saw her tail

"Your a shinigami too well I never saw someone like you but oh well"I said

"What do you mean too"she asked

"Oh yeah hello fellow shinigami or whatever you are I'm (y/n) well of course you know that with the eyes but I'm a member of the task force half shinigami half human"I said waving

"Wait your a god of death?"she said

"Half god of death wait so this means aw come on I told some random person well anyway here "I said giving her a apple

"Why are you giving me this"she said

"Hey I don't give just anyone my apples I'll show you why here it's a apple from the shinigami realm"I said handing it to her

She ate it
"It tastes like sand it's so gross"she said
Believe me I know it's disgusting well I guess I kinda owe you this for bringing you into this"I said handing her a death note

"What's this?"she asked

"It's a death note write a person full name last and first and know what they look like and they will die and sadly since I'm half human o can't make the eye deal witch is probably good because i don't think you would want half of your life taken away so you can see people's life spans and name oh if you need proof your name is hiyori iki and also I can really kill people but there is ryuk"I said

"Hey im ryuk "he said eating one of my apples

"Meanie"I said

"Ahhhhhhhhhhh"she screamed

"You need more proof"I asked

"Nope not at all"she said

"My apple"I said crying as he ran

"Wait won't people see you talking to yourself"she asked

"Oh no the seconded I gave you that book I went invisible"I said eating an apple

"So what now"she said

"Well I don't really know hey wanna be friends"she said

"SURE! but I'm about the same age as our and also I am the youngest member of the Japanese task force so I may not be able to talk all the time "I said rubbing the back of my head

"Wait so who can see you"she asked

"Only people with a death note"I said pointing at her book

Then that yato boy appeared out of no where

"You!"I said

Then I remembered he can't here me

"Wait do you not like yato"she asked

"Who are you talking to"he asked

"That stupid mortal can't see me ha hiyori don't let him touch the book because then he can see me"I said walking behind him with a smirk

I went behind him and pushed him in  the water

I laughed my butt off
"That wasn't so nice!"she said

"I know but I'm half shinigami oh I have a great idea"I said looking at ryuk who was eating my apples again

I put ryuk infront of yato and touched his hand with some of ryuk paper so he couldn't see me but could see him

"Ahhhhhhhhh"he screamed running

"Am I really that hideous"he said

"Yup"I said as ryuk left and that guy was no longer able to see him

"Why are you so mean to him"she asked

"That guy is so cocky I met him one day and he asked me all sorts of annoying questions he acts like he is some sort of God with us kinda offensive because I'm a god of death in fact my mother is the queen of shinigami with makes me stronger than the everyday shinigami"I said

"I know he is super annoying he calls himself a "god of war" I don't know why he is so cocky"she said

"Hey I am a god"he said teleporting infront of us

"Nah I don't buy it"I said

"You don't look like a god"hiyori said

"Hey one day I'll buy my own shrine hehehe then I'll make that (y/n) girl marry me"he said

"In your dreams jackass"I said laughing

I pushed him in the water and became visible

"Oh god is this guy for real I can't stop laughing"I said rolling on the ground over and over

"I am a god!"he said angrily

"Then why was I able to easily push you in the water"I said

"Oh god this is hilarious here let me help you hiyori"I said pushing her in her body as she woke up

"Wow you actually did it a lot faster than yato"she said

"Well o guess she needs a refund"I said

"It's not refundable!"he yelled hugging it

"God you people obsess about money way to much joins that task force then you may be able to get work without having to vandalize"I said

"Well what do you know"he said

"I know slit in fact you remind me of what my mom said about humans like you a lazy bum I think it's called they don't have a job they just sit around all day!"I laughed rolling on the floor

"Why are you laughing so hard"l said walking to us

"Eww emo fag"yato said

"I can't tell if your rude or just stupid"l said to yato

"Hey l  what's up oh this is my friend historic and that dumba*s is yato"I said

"Did ou use the eyes to find out there names"he said

"Of course and plus don't talk about that infront of yato he is super dumb"I said

I touched yato with the paper again and he saw ryuk screamed like a girl and ran away

"Hahahahahahah nice one ryuk"I said giving him a high five

"So you gave this girl a death note"he said

"Yup"I said

"Hey let's go find yato a regalia!"she said