Dare#4:Annoying Neptune,Kazuma's payback and more
Me:hello guys welcome back as we continue the remaining dares given to us. Alright lemme see what we have today.*reads form*
Yato comes along curious on what dare it is.
Me:well Dbzforlife16 dares Neptune to annoy everyone.
Noire:oh no!
Neptune hears it as she starts goofing around and being really loud. Even once again throws pie at my face which got me pissed but thanks to the pie being tasty it served as a compensation.
Yato was just relaxing on the couch until Neptune all of a sudden threw a water balloon at the back of his head.
Yato: arg! Why you little!
Yato chases Neptune round the house as she was laughing. He runs but trips on something and his bottle filled with coins rolled towards Neptune.
Yato: don't even think about it..
Neptune then has an evil grin as she takes the bottle and runs with it giving Yato a more reason to chase her down.
The two ran around the mansion for some time until Neptune was at the edge of a balcony. Yato halts at the entrance as he confronts her.
Neptune:Hold it right there mister, one move and I'll drop this over..
Yato:Hmph! you wouldn't dare...
Neptune:........try me...
The two stare at each other in a hilarious cowboy fashion
Yato takes a step forward
Neptune throws it over
Yato:
Yato runs as fast as he could and jumps over as he reaches for his bottle.
Neptune: hehe
Yato:I'll get you!!
Meanwhile in the kitchen.....
Aqua: why do I have to be the one on guard?!
Kazuma: Because you're a perfect distraction so that Neptune won't notice anything suspicious
Kazuma holding a sac, puts all of Neptune's supply of pudding in it.
Kazuma:Ok that should be all now let's get out before anyone finds out.
Moments later...
Neptune:AAAAAAAAAHHHH!!
Yato:*covers ear*
Kazuma:*covers ear* ahh! She really is loud!
Neptune:..............
Yato:what's with you?
Neptune: someone has once again stole my pudding.....This is like the 3rd time in different books!
Kazuma:........huh?
Yato:😕
Me: Aqua
Aqua: yes?
Me:*whispers to her ear about Dbzforlife16's other dare*
Aqua: oh okay...
Neptune: I'm going nep the culprit who stole my precious merchandise for sure.
Aqua: my let's see what's on the channel
Aqua presses a particular bottom on the TV as it switches to the security camera footage as everyone sees Kazuma stealing the pudding and putting it in a sac.
Kazuma: what the he'll did you do?!
Aqua: Nothing!
Kazuma: You've exposed me!
Neptune: so it was you!!
Kazuma:This is what happens when I'm paired with you!
Aqua: That coming from the one who forcefully took me out of my realm only to tag along with you until we defeat the demon king....
Vert:Is that so?
Aqua:Yes! Thanks to him a goddess like me ends up sleeping in the stables and so much more cruel events add up.
Vert: oh!
Aqua: like using me as bait for a giant frog which I almost end up being eaten and coveted in slime😖
Blanc/Noire: *gasp*
Hiyori: that's terrible!
Noire: he's a scumbag!
Kazuma:hey!
Aqua then proceeds telling the others every other thing kazuma has done as everyone gives kazuma suspicious looks as he gets a little nervous.
Neptune: *transforms to purple heart*
Kazuma: wah( is that her goddess form?!)
Neptune:This is for stealing my pudding...
Kazuma: uh oh......
Kazuma is screaming for his life as Purple Heart is chasing Kazuma across the mansion.
Me:Well that's all for this part. Get ready for another konosuba comedy next part. See ya!
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