Me:Guys we have our second dare!

Kazuma:Nice,what is it?

Me:Noire it's for you come check it out.

Noire:*comes* lemme see.

[Dbzforlife16:I dare Noire to slap Aqua for being a useless godess]

Kazuma looks at the dare with a grin on his face.

Kazuma: this wil be interesting.

Noire: ok now that's mean.

Me: kinda agree but ah well

Aqua: Kazuma!

Kazuma:😩yes

Aqua: There's a bottle on top of the shelf I want you to get for me

Kazuma: Why can't you get it?

Aqua:It's too high up!

Kazuma:How do you expect me to get it?

Aqua: Well use your 'steal' ability!

Kazuma:😩 you're really determined to get that bottle aren't you?

Aqua: Of course after you casually consumed my other bottle of booze!

Kazuma: Well that's what you get for  stealing my money for buying it!

Aqua:I wouldn't have taken it if you weren't so stingy when it comes to sharing!

Kazuma:It's not my fault you earned less in our last quest!

Aqua them starts frantically pulling kazuma as he struggles to try and sit.

Kazuma:Would you stop that!..Noire!

Noire:r-right....sorry..*slaps Aqua*

Aqua:Ow!😢😢 what was that for?

Kazuma: That's for being useless!

Aqua:😢😢😭😭😭

Noire:H-hey OK now that's really mean of you to say to a girl!

Kazuma: I'm just stating the truth.

The two then notice a beeping sound from the screen as another dare pops up on the screen.

[gaboball :I dare everybody to be around megumin to perform her explosion]

Noire:Explosion?

Kazuma: oh no no no!

Noire:why?

Kazuma: You'll find out soon..

Moments later.....

Megumin: I get to use my explosion magic!!! Yes!!

Me:y-yeah but you're gonna have to do that outside

Megumin:ok.

Yato: what's this about again?

Me:We're going to witness some full fledged explosion.

Hiyori: huh?

Yukine:Hmm..

Outside....

Me:ok megumin do your thing!

Megumin: thanks but I'm gonna need a target to do it.

Me: don't worry have that covered!
Use that huge pile of boxes over there
( Those boxes are filled with Neptune's supply of pudding, I'm dead meat once she finds out, hopefully I'll be able to buy some before she does)

Megumin: Ahem....Crimson- black blaze of myriad worlds though I promulgate the laws of nature I am the alias of destruction incarnate-

Yato:hmm..

Megumin: in accordance with the principal of all creation let the hammer of eternity descend upon me!

Neptune:quick question, what are in those boxes?

Me: oh..just some old junk I don't need anymore😅

Megumin: Explosion!!!

A large explosion erupted as everybody had to stand their ground without being blown away by the sheer force and the debris.

Megumin:*lying flat on the ground*😌 burn to ashes within the crimson..
...that was fantastic..

Blanc: Megumin are you alright?

Megumin:*lying on ground*While I posses great ability with explosion magic I also consume more magic than I can occupy so I can only use explosion once per day.

Neptune:Well that's a bummer..

Yato:Well that is some serious ability.

Neptune: I agree.. I think megumin can help me when I go out on a field filled with hundreds of dogoos.

Me: I don't think that will do you any good, after she uses it she's basically useless, and if some dogoos are left well you're screwed, no offense.

Megumin: how is that not offensive!
*on kazuma's back*

Kazuma:*carrying her on his back*
Well on the bed you go..

Kazuma takes her inside and drops her on a bed to recover as he goes to the living room.

Me:Alright kazuma you have a dare.

Kazuma:I do?

Me: yeah! You've been dared by KamenRiderGaiaooo to watch the girls taking a bath..

Kazuma:.......eh?....

At a hot tube...

Noire:This sure is a relaxing..

Vert:Indeed

Darkness:This is very soothing though I'd prefer something more harsh..

Blanc:Harsh?

Darkness:Oh like what if the water ends up boiling over a 100°C! The pain and burning would be nice! Or what if something in this tube emerges grabbing me and tries to drown me!

Noire:*whispers to Blanc* she's weird

Neptune: yup....anyway to break this boredom...*splashes water on Noire*

Noire:Neptune!

Neptune:That's queen Neptune to you as you can see! goddess of the sea!

Blanc: Are you talking about the god of the sea the romans call.

Neptune:yeah although my names the same thing. I must be really famous I even have a planet named after me!

Vert/Noire: bruh😩😩

Blanc: Don't you mean you were named after those stuff instead?

Neptune:I'm pretty sure I was named after them.

Aqua:*doing tricks in the water*

Vert: So hiyori how do you find the hot tube?

Hiyori:It's relaxing and soothing really.

Vert: good to know.

Meanwhile behind a fence....

Kazuma:*trying to peek through a hole in the fence*

Darkness punches through the fence as she gives kazuma a serious blow as he falls over.

Darkness:I knew you were there..I could feel your ferocious gaze!

All the girls freak out and scream realizing that they were being watched.

Kazuma: ow ow ow!*rubbing his head*

Blamc: who's that?

Darkness:Why it's kazuma of course.

Noire: didn't know he's a perv!

Later.......

Me: OK now time for our last dare and that wraps it up for this segment.

Neptune:Why does this involve me being tied up and blindfolded?

Me:You'll see soon enough,it's a surprise.

Kazuma:*locks door*

Neptune:*sweat drops* uh...why are you locking the door....

Me:It's a surprise..

Aqua:*brings a bowl full of pudding*

Megumin*takes out blindfold*

Neptune:ooh! Pudding!...wait this pudding looks different.

Me:It's is actually...try this delicious eggplant flavoured pudding

Neptune:😨😨😨..E-eggplants! Nooo

Kazuma*tries to feed her but isn't going well* grr! Hold still!...megumin hold her head!

Neptune:*Struggles* I ain't eating that even if my life depended on it!!

Megumin:*tries to hold her*

Neptune manages to free herself from the chair and starts running around..

Me: wait how did you?

Neptune:plot convenience...

Neptune runs around and tries to go to the door but darkness blocks the way...

Neptune: oh come on!

Kazuma: tries to get Neptune but Neptune dodges and pushes Kazuma to collide with darkness as she hits the door breaking it and Neptune makes a run for it..

Neptune: You'll never take me alive!

Kazuma: Get back!*chases her*

Me:Well that all for now. Recent dares that were posted few days ago will soon be worked on. See you guys later.