Pink_Tail is bored and started a conversation.

Pink_Tail invited Almighty_God and Better_Than_You to the conversation.

Pink_Tail: Hey guys! Good morning!

Almighty_God: *grumbles and then falls on floor*

Better_Than_You: Yato's a little bit hung over, right Yato?

Almighty_God: Something was in my beer... what happened last night?

Better_Than_You: Can I say it in front of Hiyori? *smiles evily*

Almighty_God: *sudden realization of what Yukine's talking about* NOOOOOO NVM TELL ME IRL

[A few seconds went by]

IRL

Yukine: You took out a photo of her and kissed it. Then, you walked over to Kofuku and kissed her and called her Hiyori. Then Daikoku punched you and you passed out, hence you feeling so awful because he punched you a lot.

Yato: Yes, that makes sense.

[Back in the messaging world]

Pink_Tail: Why can't I hear what happened last night?

Almighty_God: I'll.... tell you later

Better_Than_You: By later he means in 4 years.

Almighty_God: WHAA I hope it doesn't take that long...

Almighty_God: I'm gonna tell you right now actually

Almighty_God: This is what happened: I ate some food and I spit it in Yukine's hair.

Better_Than_You: *still upset at Yato for being stupid*

Pink_Tail: Ok... well why did I have to hear that in 4 years?

Better_Than_You: It was really disgusting because I hocked in Yato's food. He still ate it hahaha

[IRL]

Yato: *stops eating breakfast and turns head towards Yukine slowly* Did you really?

Yukine: *smirks* yes

Yato: Ok, I'm not taking any chances *spits out food in Yukine's hair* see now it's not lying because it actually happened *xD*

[Back in le messaging world]

Pink_Tail: Yukine that's nasty...

Pink_Tail: I'm freaking eating breakfast did you have to?!?!

Almighty_God: I'm the one who ate it -_-

Almighty_God: *realizes that he indirectly kissed Yukine and goes into corner to throw up*

Better_Than_You: I'm gonna go wash food out of my hair -_-

Better_Than_You has left the conversation

Almighty_God has been kicked from the conversation with the message NO SPREADING GERMS YO SICK

Pink_Tail: -_- crap they made me late for school

Pink_Tail has left the conversation