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OMG I GOT 100 READS LIKE THAT IS AMAZING FOR THIS!! I don't really know if getting 100 reads is like common or not yet because I haven't been on WattPad long enough to find out, but for me it's like absolutely amazing and it means that people actually like what I'm doing here so I will say it again: HOLY CRAP THANK YOU ALL FOR READING AND COMMENTING!

I had the most fun writing this chapter than I've had in a while XD

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Hiyori: So... um where are you taking us?

Person in Black: To my house

Hiyori: ok... and what are we going to be doing at your house?

Person in black: Oh that's interesting see because I'm going to break the fourth wall and then show you guys what people are saying about you on the internet.

Hiyori: Alright... so who are you exactly?

Person in black: OH! Probably should've taken this black 3 dollar Ninja mask off sooner haha *takes of mask* My name's Rose *extends hand*

Hiyori: *shakes it*

Rose: You can call me a lot of different things, Rose, Author-san, Admin etc. Basically I'm your overseer.

Hiyori: Alright... so you're a friend then?

Rose: Of course I am silly! Maybe one of the craziest friends you ever will have because I know basically everything about you. That sounded creepy and stalkeress but I swear I'm not the one doing the stalking. I'm too lazy to look up their name so... idk right now.

Hiyori: Ok, so nothing bad is going to happen to us?

Rose: Correct. OMIGOSH LOOK IT'S BISHAMON-SAMA!

Hiyori *turns around* where?!

Rose: *knocks her out* Soooo sorry Hiyori, but I've got to get evrything set up and well I can't have you peaking. I hope she'll forgive me.

Back in Rose's basement...

Rose: *pulling up yatori pictures and AMV's* I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO DO THIS!!! *fangirly voice* I feel kind of bad though cuz they're both probably gonna get really embarressed. Plus, Yukine won't have anything to do for the first few minutes... if he wakes up I'll just knock him out again I guess...

Yato: *mumbling in his sleep*

Rose: *cutest face like eva* Oh my gosh that's so adorkable ::)) Oh crap... how am I goind to wake them up? *lightbulb happens above head*I have the perfect idea... *grabs money and swipes it underneath Yato's nose*

Yato: *wakes up* I SMELL MONEY! What the ... *restrained and tied to a chair* Tell me who the hell you are and where you put Hiyori and Yukine!

Rose: *smiling like nothing's wrong* check your surroundings dumbo, Hiyori and Yukine are in the chairs next to you. Wake up Hiyori for me would you? Also, don't wake up Yukine cuz I'll just have to knock him out again. *goes back to looking things up on computer*

Yato: *wakes up Hiyori by yelling loudly in her ear*

Hiyori: *wakes up* NYAN NYAN CAT

Rose: Woah... do I really want to know what you were dreaming about? Don't answer that...

Yato: I still don't know who you are or what you want with us...

Rose: Hiyori, please explain I don't like repeating

Hiyroi: *explains*

Yato: *creeped out* so who's stalking me exactly?

Rose: The author of the freaking manga, but I'm WAY too lazy to look them up so just... somebody in the comments please tell me. OKAY NOW TIME FOR THE MAIN EVENT!

Yato and Hiyori: *scared*

Rose: Warning to Yato and Hiyori: I know you both have feelings for eachother so there's really no point in denying it, but also I know it's probably goind to be embarressing as hell still. Yato, haven't you tried to propose to Hiyori like 3 times now? Anyways, so you have fans. I like to call them all "Stray Gods" or "Yatoites" because people really like you Yato, and they show it. On the internet. By creating fan art, and creating videos, and fan fiction... So Yato I remember that you created your guys's ship name by yourself actually, but the fans came up with it first so basically you confirmed it, and your ship name is Yatori. [such a nice ship name ^.^] Fans have been creating fan fiction, fan art, and Yatori videos since probably very early in the manga.... and the anime... cuz fans can usually just SEE it.

Rose: So, I have brought you both here today to see what you're reaction will be to said fans. *evil grin and looks over at Yato and Hiyori*

Yato and Hiyori: *both blushing like maniacs*

Hiyori: gosh my own THOUGHTS aren't private anymore!

Rose: I know... it kind of sucks to be you, and it's amazing at the same time haha. So, first things first. I'm going to type "Yatori" into google images and see what comes up.

Google Images: *shows a lot of photos of Hiyori and Yato kissing*

Yato: *died*

Hiyori *died*

Rose: Wait! Don't die of embarrassment yet! Look there's some cute ones here.

Yato: *Is an immortal god and cannot die of embarrassment*

Hiyori: *still wants to live*

Google Images: *shows really cute valentines picture and quotes*

Rose: No dying on me.

Google Images: *shows picture of them meeting with red string tied around their fingers with the word "fate" in the background*

Rose: It really was fate that you guys met. Oh my gosh XD

Google Images: *shows picture of Hiyori and Yato together and going: Yato: I love something that starts with an "H" and ends with an "I" Hiryori: You like Hentai?! Yato: Wrooooooong I love Hiyori!*

Rose: You've gotta admit though that that is like really funny and cute at the same time.

Yato: I've got to admit, that is kind of funny *laughs*

Hiyori: *can't take it anymore and bursts out laughing*

Rose: See! I knew you guys would come round some time! *secretly thinks: now all that's left is to make them confess* I don't know if you guys are laughing out of embarrassment or because it's funny.

Yato: It's more of both if I'm being honest.

*Somebody randomly bursts through the door to Rose's room*

Rose: You've got to be kidding me! I can't do one weird fangirly thing with these people without getting interrupted! Do you remember last time!

Yato and Hiyori: THERE WAS A LAST TIME?!?!

Rose: Oh, yeah I just erased your memory.

Yato and Hiyori: *comically scared*

LizyBee: WUT BUT I WANTED TO DO IT TOO!

DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNN!!!

Okay! Sorry for not updating with an actual chapter for a while. This one took a while to write... but it's here now! Thank you again for the 100+ reads!

New one coming soon!