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Bishamon-sama: Yato, why did you join my conversation

Almighty_God: cuz I wanted to?

Bishamon-sama: that's not a good enough reason for you to join my conversation

Better_Than_You: she didn't want you to touch her conversation with your sweaty hands XD

Almighty_God: -_-

I_luv_Bisha: lol

I_luv_Bisha: hey Tsuguha, why is your name 'Shipper_Gurl'

Shipper_Gurl: um... because

I_luv_Bisha: because why?

Almighty_God: I can pry the secrets out of her. Just watch and learn.

Shipper_Gurl: WAIT YATO NO DON'T BREAK THAT VASE

Better_Than_You: YATO! What are you doing?! I thought you wanted to become a god of fortune?!

Almighty_God: well... I do... it's just...

Better_Than_You: anyways, I'm guessing he private messaged you and tried to break one of your 1,000 year old vases

Shipper_Gurl: how did you know?

Better_Than_You: cuz I'm magic

I_luv_Bisha: Wait, if yato was going to break one of Tsuguha's vases, then it'd be our vase too!

SmartRose14: Thank you Kazuma for using the right to/too/two. This interruption was sponsored by Yat-o's the best cereal in the heavens

Better_Than_You: O_o

I_luv_Bisha: someone appreciates my good grammar! YAY :)

Bishamon-sama: don't act like a nerd Kazuma

I_luv_Bisha: :(

I_luv_Bisha: anyways, why is Tsuguha's name Shipper_Gurl again?

Shipper_Gurl: I'M NOT ANSWERING

Almighty_God: I will break that vase (almost typed face lol)

Better_Than_You: because breaking someone's face is really freaking funny

Shipper_Gurl: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DON'T!!!!

I_luv_Bisha: I found Tsuguha's diary

Shipper_Gurl: HOW DID YOU FIND THAT! AND PUT IT DOWN

I_luv_Bisha: hafuri powers and no

I_luv_Bisha: tell us or I will type the entry on the date April fourth

Almighty_God: oooo blackmail Kazuma has a dark side >:)

Better_Than_You: oooo Yato has a crush on Kazuma

Bishamon-sama: I've just been sitting here watching this all play out

SmartRose14: me too

Shipper_Gurl: YATO BETTER NOT HAVE A CRUSH ON KAZUMA

Almighty_God: what if I do? Why would that bother you?

I_luv_Bisha: wait... are you saying you have a crush on me 0////0

Almighty_God: for the time being, yesh

Better_Than_You: oh no Hiyori's gonna be devastated

Better_Than_You: twas sarcasm

Almighty_God: shut up

Better_Than_You: Imma go tell Hiyori

Almighty_God: WAIT NO

Better_Than_You: why not?

Almighty_God: I mean... idc

Better_Than_You: sure... >:)

Shipper_Gurl: please don't have a crush on Kazuma! PLEASE DON'T RUIN MY SHIP

Almighty_God: I see now. You have ESD. Excessive Shipping Disorder

SmartRose14: I think I might have that too O_o no biggy though it's not like shipping has ruined my life a couple of times *cough* pfft whaaat idk bye

Bishamon-sama: who do you ship Yato with Tsuguha?

Shipper_Gurl: um... okay I'm gonna tell you the ship name and you're all gonna who I ship

I_luv_Bisha: shoot

Shipper_Gurl: the name is: Yatomon

Bishamon-sama: ...

Almighty_God: ...

Better_Than_You: ...

I_luv_Bisha: so... you're telling me that you ship Yato and Bishamon?!

Bishamon-sama: I shouldn't be surprised since there have been a few questionable comments from her...

Better_Than_You: well... too bad for you Tsuguha cuz Yato has plans on marrying Hiyori

Better_Than_You: at least, I thought he did until he said he has a crush on Kazuma

Almighty_God: SURPRISE! I don't really have a crush on Kazuma, kids!

I_luv_Bisha: aww

I_luv_Bisha: I mean YYYYAAAASSS

Almighty_God: ...

SmartRose14: and I think, we should just leave that as the last thing said in this conversation

I_luv_Bisha: but... you just said something and now I've said something so this is the last thing in the conversation

SmartRose14: SHUT YOUR LOGICAL MOUTH KAZUMA

SmartRose14: I must always have the last word

SmartRose14 has ended the conversation with her Admin Powers and slapped everyone out of it except for Yukine who was pushed gently and Yato who was Jungle Savated out of it