WE MUST CELEBRATE THIS!

Me: GET THE HECK IN HERE! ALL OF YOU! EVEN KAZUMA EVEN THOUGH CURRENTLY I MAY NOT LIKE YOU! I HAVE REALLY BIG NEWS!

Yato: ugh what the heck is it?

Me: thank you for not swearing!

Yato: whatever. What is it?

Me: *turns screen towards him* look!!

Yato: *grabs screen* is that . . . a 2??!!

Me: YEESSSSSSS

Hiyori: Whoa! Congratulations, Rose!

Yukine: THANK YOU READERS! Continue to pray for Yato so that maybe if he dies, he'll be able to reincarnate himself!! So at least he won't disappear forever!!

Yato: *shining* I HAVE ACTUAL FOLLOWERS, GUYS!! LOOK AT THEM!!

Me: Well hey! I deserve some credit! I actually came up with your conversations!

Hiyori: wait what

Me: whoops! Forget I said that!

Yato: okay! *continues to hug screen*

Me: and Yato, I'm going to need my laptop back eventually.

Yato: YOU SHALL NEVER GET IT BACK!!

Me: *narrows eyes* what did you just say to me?

Yato: I said sorry ma'am.

Me: that's what I thought

Bishamon: I'm busy. I'm leaving.

Kazuma: I'll be leaving too! CONGRATULATIONS ROSE!

Me: WHATEVER BACKSTABBER! *clears throat* I mean, thank you!

Yato: What are you gonna do to celebrate?

Me: Oh well I was planning on writing a chapter where you try and do work in the ballet industry and you all had to dress up in tutus in public!

Hiyori: . . .

Yukine: Something different

Yato: something...ENTIRELY different

Me: well, I'm sort of out of ideas for what the readers might want! And the last time I tried to include the readers, no one commented anything! So, I would prefer not to embarrass myself like that again =_=

Yato: Well, instead of focusing on us, why not focus on yourself?

Me: What?! But I don't want to be stupid and self-centered! They come here for you guys, I'm just the lonely person behind the screen! Besides, what would I even do?

Yukine: you could have them . . . Ask you questions?

Hiyori: Or they could vote on it!

Me: Guys, I'm telling you. If I ask them, to ask ME questions, they're not going to comment anything. And if they want to ask YOU questions, then they go to the dare/ask book! So no asking questions!

Hiyori: Aw, come on! Just try it! We barely know anything about you!

Yato: and if you don't get asked any questions, then just say 20 things about yourself.

Me: *sighs* since you guys won't shut up about me, fine; I'll do it! But I'm telling you! They're not gonna comment anything!

Hiyori: When did you get so negative?!

Yukine: Come on, lighten up! I'm sure SOMEONE will ask you a question.

Me: you guys are going to be very disappointed, but I'll do it anyways!

Me: Ask me a question and I'll answer it as apart of the 2K celebration! (Help me I'm being forced to say this.) a question about anything! Literally! You know what I ask somebody the other day? I asked:

What would you do if a magical unicorn showed up in your room with Eren Jaeger in its stomach [he was an attack on Titan fan? You have to get Eren out before he dies of suffocation.
Would you do:

A) Kill the magical unicorn; Eren is bae

B) MIKASA!! COME KILL THIS MAGICAL UNICORN; I FEEL TOO GUILTY!!

C) Sorry, Eren. Looks like you're dying in the unicorn's stomach; the unicorn is too magical.

In fact you know what, you may answer that question if you're an AOT fan! Go, answer!

I would love to get some questions like the one above xD and just in case you're wondering, I would've chosen B! I can't stomach killing a spider! How would I ever manage to kill a magical unicorn?! I'd just have Mikasa do it :p

Yep so . . . questions? Anybody?

Also, just because it has 2,000 does NOT mean that there's 2,ooo people reading it! I divide 2,000 by 29 and got about 68 people!

THANK YOU 68 PEOPLE WHO READ THIS! IT REALLY MEANS A LOT.