Radish: *looking at porn*

Robocube: *shyly walks to him*

Radish: Hello Robo-

Robocube: *kisses him*

Radish: 😳

Starfruit: *searches flocky on the internet* trololololololol-

Radish: *throws a bowling ball at starfruit*

Antenna Phone: *mind* robobitch stole one of my crushes

Glowstick: *blasting party music*

Energy Drink and Lava Lamp: USE FOCKIN HEADPHONES YOU ANNOYING LITTLE FA-

Strawberry Jam: LANGUAGE!

Swirly: It looks like you all got some good sleep.

Newspaper: There is an exception and those individuals who didn't sleep peacefully are Energy Drink and Lava Lamp.

Newspaper: I predict they were doing some "activities" with each other.

Radish: ED and LL sitting in a tree, KISSING!

Energy Drink: Oh shut up, we played GTA 5.

Radish: Don't lie, you did the "fucky fucky".

Lava Lamp: I DO NOT LOVE HER.

Radish: lol fine

Swirly: *mind* This show will probably end up like Object Crapidise.

Swirly: The first challenge is to fight each other with pillows.

Swirly: The last two contestants will be the team captains.

Swirly: Also, you can't use any other weapons or you're disqualified.

Radish, Lava Lamp, Energy Drink, Antenna Phone, Toy Capsule and Spikey: Fine. *drops their weapons*

Keyboard: holy-

Starfruit: ALRIGHT, WHO HAD A RADIOACTIVE BOMB?

Radish, Lava Lamp and Energy Drink: *points at each other*

Swirly: Shut up or I'll make you look at scat fetish images for two hours.

Contestants: *silent*

Swirly: Good because any longer and you'll be looking at vomit too.

Swirly: Now, start.

Swirly is watching SMG4.

Keyboard: *makes an technologically advanced underground base in one microsecond*

Keyboard: Nobody can hit me!

Radish: peekaboo bitch

Swirly: Keyboard is out!

Keyboard: i hate you.

Meanwhile...

Starfruit: *looking for people to hit*

Radish: *puts his hand around starfruit inapropriately* heh~

Starfruit: GET OFF ME YOU LECH

Radish: no you sexy little starfruit~

Starfruit: *blushing* STOP IT.

Radish: You won't say that when I-

Branch: *hits radish hardly with the pillow* GO FUCK THE GROUND INSTEAD!

Swirly: Radish is out!

Starfruit: THANK YOU.

Branch: You're welcome.

Branch: And for that tryhard rapist... *gets a blender*

Radish: please no

Two minutes later...

Branch and Starfruit: *drinking smoothies together*

Starfruit: *adds some alcohol to her smoothie*

Energy Drink and Lava Lamp: *finds stressball*

Stressball: If you have to do this, be gentle~

Lava Lamp: ARE YOU FUCKING GAY?

Stressball: THAT WAS A JOKE

Lava Lamp: *hits stressball hardly* TAKE THAT YOU YAOI OBSESSED BITCH!

Stressball: *moans*

Lava Lamp: oh HELL no *passes the pillow to energy drink*

Energy Drink: I'M NOT FUELLING HIS FANTASIES!

Lava Lamp: YOU'RE A GIRL AND HE'S A GUY!

Energy Drink: I'M NOT INTO THAT!

Swirly: *mind* what the actual-

Lava Lamp: *hits energy drink*

Energy Drink: FUCK YOU! *hits lava lamp*

Toy Capsule: *death staring at energy drink*

Energy Drink: I'm not scared of girly pink plastic.

Toy Capsule: 🖕😁🖕

Energy Drink: *going to suffocate her with the pillow* Alright you bratty little shit-

Toy Capsule: *runs the fuck away*

Energy Drink: That's what I thought.

Swirly: Energy Drink, Lava Lamp and Stressball are out!

Glowstick: *playing music loudly*

Newspaper: *hits glowstick with a pillow hardly while listening to rule brittania with headphones*

Glowstick: OOF

Swirly: Glowstick is out.

Spikey: *hits newspaper*

Newspaper: *dodged*

Newspaper: You itty bitty bitch.

Spikey: 🙂🖕

Newspaper: *pissed*

Spikey: go suck branch's dick.

Branch: *runs to spikey* OI BIT-

Spikey: *hits branch*

Swirly: Branch is out.

Toy Capsule: *finding targets*

Newspaper: *hits toy capsule*

Toy Capsule: Ugh, WHY! >:(

Newspaper: shut up you girly nonce.

Toy Capsule: 😭

Newspaper: 🤣🖕

Swirly: Toy Capsule is out!

Robocube: *pleasuring herself*

Antenna Phone: *runs to her*

Robocube: *hits antenna phone* I'm not obsessed with dick.

Swirly: Antenna Phone is out!

Antenna Phone: DON'T LIE TO OUR FACES YOU CUM DUMPSTER OF A ROBOT-

Newspaper: *walks to robocube*

Robocube: *gets aroused for some unknown reason*

Newspaper: WHORE! *hits robocube*

Swirly: Robocube is out!

Newspaper: *attempts to fuck her*

Strawberry Jam: I DON'T SEE NO FRICKING CONSENT!

Newspaper: Go reproduce with Branch cause he's a bloody simp.

Newspaper: Infact... *hits strawberry jam*

Swirly: Strawberry Jam is out!

Strawberry Jam: rot in hell.

Swirly: That means Starfruit and Newspaper are the team captains!

Swirly: The teams will be chosen next episode! :D

Contestants: ok.

New episodes come when they're fucking done.