Officer Wii : *Closes Foldy* "As a resident of Planet Earth, it is YOUR RIGHT to know the names and likenesses of SERIAL KILLERS living on YOUR Planet. As a public service, we have created this video tape so YOU and YOUR friends and family stay aware, stay safe, and maybe even have a little FUN... Enjoy."

Everyone : "The Planet Earth has asked us to disclose our Serial Killing Crimes to you.

We were bad, but now we're good.

We're moving into your neighborhood.

You know we're trying as hard to be

Decent members of humanity.

We're not here to start no trouble.

We're legally obliged to do The Serial Killer Shuffle."

John Wayne Gacy : "I'm John Wayne Gacy and I'll refrain from killing my city's males again

What I did was a big thumbs down, but you'll come to find me as a funny clown

I've got a nice house and a friend named Marty

Y'all should come over for a Birthday Party

We can blow some Balloons with my driller but do keep in mind that I'm a Serial Killer."

Doug Clark : "Doug Clark is my name

My Sunset Stripping is what brought me fame

But there's much more behind my lips

I love vacations and I love road trips

I zip and zoom on through the roads

Strap in your belts and watch me go

But now I just live a life of filler because now I'm just a Serial Killer."

Charles Manson : "I'm Charles Manson on your girders

I've committed nine murders

Please try it yourself I dare

Listen to the man from your worst nightmares

I feel real bad I got caught

I might do it again probably not

I'm not here to perform in Billings

I'm here because my Serial Killings."

David Berkowitz : "I'm David Berkowitz I'm number one

Apologizing for what I've done

In case you're wondering what that was

I snuck into a few houses and I-"

*Static Censor*

"I'm not here to do more ruffles

I'm just here to do The Serial Killer Shuffle."

Bucket : *Plays The Saxophone Solo*

Carol Bundy : "Hey everybody I'm Carol Bundy

Proving Girls are also gundies

And by "gundy" I mean "front crab claw"

Was it worth it? No it's not, Shaw

You won't find me in your picnic baskets

'Cause I've already blown enough gaskets

I'm not here to stand on a pillar

I'm here because I'm a Serial Killer."

Albert Fish : "First name Albert, last name Fish

I'm moving in somewhere if you wish

Not in a bowl but in a Castle

If you need me to move in I mean no hassle

The last thing I want is any trouble

I've learned my lessons from The Serial Killer Shuffle."

Nathaniel Petgrave : "I'm the one they call : "Nathaniel Petgrave"

Apparently confessing is what makes me brave

My first trial ended with me "Not Guilty"

If I'm found guilty, they might end me

You wouldn't want me to be saved

Because I'm the notorious Nathaniel Petgrave

I'm not here to make a big thriller

I'm here because I'm possibly a Serial Killer."

Wayne Williams : "Okay real quick, I'm NOT like these people okay, this is an EXTORTION PLOT by The State Of Georgia who DOESN'T CARE! And they want me imprisoned FOR LIFE! And-"

Guard : *Threatens To Kill Him*

Wayne Williams : "I'm not here to make a scuffle 

I'm just here to do The Serial Killer Shuffle..."

Everyone : "The United States has asked us to disclose our Serial Killing Crimes to you

We were bad but now we're good

We're moving into your neighborhood

We're obliged to admit

The Serial Killings we were convicted

We're not here to start no trouble

We're legally obliged to do The Serial Killer Shuffle."

Officer Wii says WII will keep you on alert!