I am a king, well more like a monarch,
The other vampires respect me, but that does not mean I do not get into fights.

I am on the larger side, not in the weight class, as in I am taller, more full of testosterone compared to the others.
This makes me more attractive to females, but females do not interest me as much as males do,
Allow me to share a little secret between the two of us, as a child, I had a male lover, he was younger than me, a lovely crimson male with a taste for Dominican coconuts.
But sadly, at the age of 9, a wild dog got to him, the mongrel ripped him to shreds and ate his shimmering wings like chow.

Now, I am the fine age of 28, I have a wife but I also have a lovely affair with a court artist ,
Our affair isn't traditional, we are of different species.

And through my favorite game of genetic manipulation, we conceived,
A lovely vermilion, mauveine, and grey hued male, it was a complicated game,
Trying to impregnate my wife and have a child with her while attempting to turn my affair a female.

Don't ask how, but it involved fox uteruses and a lot of blood.