spontaneous update HAHAHA

A REAL SHORT HEADS UP, I WILL BE WRITING AND PUBLISHING A SHORT LARRY STORY THAT I COULD POSSIBLY ENTER INTO THE WATTYS

ITLL BE CALLED "FOUR WORDS" SO KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR THAT NO HOMIES

ANYWAYS ENJOY THE CHAPTER U LITTLE BEAUTIFUL CANTALOUPES

(ps except jen ur an ugly cantaloupe)

NO HOMO > LARRY AU
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louist91: i woke up with a sausage on my chest

harrystyles: i guess you could say you've got

louist91: nO

harrystyles: something to get off ur chest

louist91: i rlly hate u

harrystyles: no u love me :)

louist91: ugh ur right

harrystyles: does that make u left

louist91: YORUE A PIECE KF SHIT

harrystyles: EHEHEHEHE

harrystyles: WANNA HEAR A JOKE

louist91: NO I DONT

harrystyles: OH CMON SURE U DO

louist91: FCKF NO

harrystyles: CMON LOUEEEEE

harrystyles: LET BABY TELL U A LIL JOKE

louist91: GET AWAY FROM ME

harrystyles: CMON PLEAS E

louist91: STOP HARASSING ME

harrystyles: WHY DOESNT ANYONE LIKE MY JOKES

harrystyles: THEYRE SO FUNNY

louist91: HARRY STOP

harrystyles: JUST ONE JOKE

louist91: IM GONNA STAB MYSELF

harrystyles: WHENEVER I TRY TO TELL NIALL A JOKE HE SCREAMS

harrystyles: WHENEVER I TRY TO TELL U A JOKE U THREATEN TO KILL YOURSELF

harrystyles: WHENEVER I TRY TO TELL MY MOM A JOKE SHE DISOWNS ME

harrystyles: WHY DO U ALL HATE ME

louist91: WE DONT HATE U

harrystyles: YES U DO IMCRYINGDJS

louist91: UR JOKES ARE JUST SO EGH

harrystyles: EGH ?:!:?:!

louist91: THEYRE JUST LIKE IDK

harrystyles: LOUDI IM CRYINN G

louist91: NO BBY DONT CRY

harrystyles: U ALL HAT E MY JOKES

louist91: WHAT NO ITS NOT THAT

harrystyles: IM JSUT TRYING TO AHVE FUN

louist91: HARRY STOP CRYING PLS

harrystyles: I CAME OUT TO HAVE A GOOD TIME AND IM HONESTLY FEELING SO ATTACKED RN

louist91: HARRY PLS

harrystyles: JUST O NE  JOKE PLS

louist91: UGH HARRY PLS

harrystyles: IMC RYING LOUIS PLEA SE

louist91: I DONT WANT A JOKE

harrystyles: ONEEEEEE

louist91: NO

harrystyles: ONE ONE ONE ONE

louist91: HARRY DONT MAKE ME

harrystyles: TEARS LOUISTHERE ARE TEARS

harrystyles: REAL TEA RS

harrystyles: LOUISOSISISOIISI

louist91: FINE JUST TELL ME UR FUCKING JOKE

harrystyles: yay :)

louist91: u snEAKy bastard

harrystyles: shush Louis im about to tell my joke

louist91: :/

harrystyles: ok what do u call a group of condoms that can play instruments

louist91: talented

harrystyles: no

louist91: idk

harrystyles: A RUBBER BAND

louist91: that one was actually good hsjdgsks

harrystyles: OMG YAY

harrystyles: my jokes are extraordinHARRY

louist91: fuckingxjsndh

harrystyles: are you too fabuLOUIS for me :(

louist91: why am i friends with u

harrystyles: bc im ur lil cutie

louist91: true

harrystyles: can i tell u another joke

louist91: will u start crying if i say no

harrystyles: the probability of that happening is about 11/10

harrystyles: so yes

louist91: fine just tell it

louist91: JUST DO IT

harrystyles: what is santa's favorite lady gaga song

louist91: WAIT LET ME THINK

harrystyles: OK

louist91: I CANT THINK OF IT BUT I CAME UP WITH A DIFFERENT JOKE OUT OF UR JOKE

harrystyles: THATS STEALING WHAT

louist91: NO ITS NOT

louist91: JUST TELL THE PUNCHLINE SO I CAN TELL MY JOKE

harrystyles: I CAME FOR THE ACLAUSE

louist91: OOOH MY JOKE IS BETTER

harrystyles: FUCK U

louist91: WHAT IS SANTA'S FAVORITE NICKI MINAJ SONG

harrystyles: NOS TOP

louist91: STUPID HO HO HO

harrystyles: IFUCKING KNEW IT

louist91: THEN WHY DIDNT U SAY IT

harrystyles: BC THEN IF IT WASNT RIGHT ID BE EMBARRASSED

louist91: HAHAHAH LOSER

harrystyles: IM NOT A LOSER UR A LOSER

louist91: U HAVE A BUTTERFLY TATTOOED ON UR CHEST U LOSER

harrystyles: DONT MAKE FUN OF MY BUTTERFLY

louist91: AND UR BIRDS DONT MAKE SENSE EITHER

harrystyles: how ?:!:??:

louist91: birds don't have eyebrows ?!:?:

harrystyles: well ur just not cool enough to get the deep meaning then

louist91: explain it

harrystyles: no u don't deserve it

louist91: ugh I hate u

harrystyles: and i love you

louist91: i love ur ugly face too

harrystyles: :))))

louist91: but speaking of tattoos, I got a new one recently !!!!

harrystyles: OOH OMG SHOW ME

louist91: ok hold on

harrystyles: YAY

louist91: (image attached) yeeee

harrystyles: wait

louist91: what

harrystyles: what is it

louist91: it's a dagger nerd are u blind

harrystyles: wait brb

louist91: ok ?:?:?

.

*HARRY AND NIALL DM*

harrystyles: NIALL

harrystyles: NIALLFJS

harrystyles: ANSW E RME

niallhoran: WHAT DO U WANT

harrystyles: NIALL

niallhoran: WHAT

harrystyles: HE GOT THE DAGGER

niallhoran: WHAVT

harrystyles: HE GOT THEFCKINN DAGGER

niallhoran: I FUCKINF TOLD UYO

niallhoran: WHA TDID I SAY

harrystyles: OH YMGOD I CNAT BELIEV ETHSI

niallhoran: THE ROSE HAS BEEN TAKEN CARE OF

harrystyles: IMCRYING

niallhoran: JUST GO OUT ALREADY

harrystyles: I WISH INS ADJ

niallhoran: HARRY

harrystyles: WHAT

niallhoran: HE GOT THE DAGGER

niallhoran: HE LIKES YOU IDIOT

harrystyles: I DONT JNOW

niallhoran: WHATVER JUST REMEMBER THAT I CALL IT

niallhoran: NOW GO BACK AND ACT COOL OK

harrystyles: INCANT IM FREAKING OUT

niallhoran: JUST GO

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*LOUIS AND HARRY DM*

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harrystyles: ok back

louist91: took u long enough smh

harrystyles: i was doin somethin

louist91: alright well what do u think of my tattoo

harrystyles: oh

harrystyles: it's uh

louist91: ????

harrystyles: um

harrystyles: JELDHXKSB

louist91: WHATJD

harrystyles: ITS NICE OK

louist91: oh lol

louist91: BRB BRO

harrystyles: OK

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*LOUIS AND LIAM DM*

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louist91: i hate this kid smh

fakeliampayne: what

louist91: he's so stuPID

fakeliampayne: I'm guessing u mean harry

louist91: of course I mean harry

fakeliampayne: what is happening

louist91: remember the dagger tattoo i told u about

fakeliampayne: oh right

fakeliampayne: the one with the rose right

louist91: yeS

louist91: HES NOT GETTIN THE HINT

fakeliampayne: wtf how

louist91: I DONT KNOW HES SUCH A LIL DUMMY

fakeliampayne: then just be like "yo i got the dagger 4 ur stupid ass ok"

louist91: I'm not saying that

fakeliampayne: do everyone a favor and just ask out the frog

louist91: pft nah

fakeliampayne: ur both so annoying

louist91: shut up

louist91: sometimes i think ur secretly a larrie

fakeliampayne: a what

louist91: ask niall

fakeliampayne: whateves

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*LOUIS AND HARRY DM*

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louist91: OK YO IM BACK

harrystyles: HIIIII

louist91: BUT ANYWAYS U LIKE MY TATTOO ??

harrystyles: YEAH ITS COOL I LOVE IT

louist91: YAH I LOVE IT TOO

louist91: MEANS A LOT YA KNOW

harrystyles: ?/!:?:?:

louist91: MEANS

louist91: A LOT

harrystyles: OK

louist91: TATTOOS HAVE LOTS OF MEANING TO ME

louist91: THE DAGGER MEANS SOMETHING

harrystyles: WHAT DOES IT MEAN

louist91: YOURE SO DHMBY DISCJ

harrystyles: WHAT

louist91: U KNOW WHAT

louist91: JUST NEVERMIND

harrystyles: OH OK

louist91: OK BUT LIKE U KNOW I LOVE U RIGHT

harrystyles: WHAT

louist91: I LOVE U DUMMY OK UR MY BESTIE

harrystyles: I LVOE YOU TOO

harrystyles: YOURE MY BEST FRIEND TOO LOUEH

louist91: BUT LIKE

harrystyles: *drum roll*

louist91: nO hoMo tho 2?3!4?:?/?

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THIS CHAPTER IS SO CUTE TO ME IDK WHY

LILO AND NARRY TALKING TO EACH OTHER ABOUT LARRY IS JUST CUTE OK DONT QUESTION ME

ANYWAYS THATS IT BROS AND ILYSM

OH AND ONE MORE THING

IM SORRY IF I UPDATE LATE AND I HOPE U GUYS DONT HATE ME OK ILYSM

OK SEEYA L8R BROZ