HAPPY BIRTHDAY LIMA BEAN

SORRY FOR LATE UPDATES BUT YA KNOW HOW THIS SCHOOL THANG USUALLY WORKS

but anyways enjoy the chapters U LIL PRETTY PEOPLE

also ty vicky for that wonderful fan art

NO HOMO > LARRY AU
TWENTY SEVEN
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harrystyles: WE MEET EACH OTHER IN FOUR MORE DAYS

harrystyles: FOUR

harrystyles: F O U R

harrystyles: FORUDHJS

harrystyles: LOUIS

harrystyles: COME BE EXCITED WITH ME

harrystyles: LOUIS PLS

harrystyles: LOUSIKOUSISLOSI

harrystyles: LOUIS ANSWER ME

louist91: harRy

harrystyles: yay louis

harrystyles: ARE U EXCITED

louist91: nOt exactly the riGht time rn

harrystyles: it's always the right time loulou

harrystyles: give me sum lovin

louist91: im kind in the middle of givin sUMTHin elSe my lOvin

louist91: are u pickin up what im puttin dOwn

harrystyles: no what

louist91: you're useless

louist91: leave me alone

harrystyles: but

harrystyles: PAY ATTENTION TO ME

harrystyles: LOUUUUIIIIIIISSSSS

harrystyles: WHO COULD POSSIBLY DESERVE UR LOVIN MORE THAN ME ?/!:?:??:

louist91: JUST WAIT A MINUTE

harrystyles: NO GIVE ME LOVE NOW

harrystyles: LOUIS LOVE ME

harrystyles: (image attached) LOUIS LOVE MY CURLS

harrystyles: (image attached) LOUIS LOVE MY FACE

louist91: fuck harry nOt even reMOTely the right time to sEnd all that

harrystyles: WHY NOT

harrystyles: (image attached) LOVE ME

louist91: STOP

harrystyles: WHY SHOULD I

harrystyles: LOUIS STOP LEAVING ME

harrystyles: YOURE MEAN

louist91: CAN YOU JUST CHILL FOR ONE SECOND

harrystyles: NO

harrystyles: I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN ME

louist91: I'm muting u

harrystyles: WHAT LOUIS NO

harrystyles: LOUIS

harrystyles: I HATE U

harrystyles: YOURE SO MEAN TO ME

harrystyles: WHY WOUDL U DO THIS

harrystyles: HOW RUDE

louist91: shhhhhh

harrystyles: DONT SHUSH ME

harrystyles: THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS

louist91: alrriiiighhhtt im back

harrystyles: well im not speaking to you

louist91: u just spoke to me

harrystyles: ok I'm not speaking to you starting NOW

louist91: y u so mad

harrystyles: .

louist91: HARREH

harrystyles: .

louist91: UGH WHY

louist91: I WAS DOIN SOMETHIN

harrystyles: ????

louist91: UGH SPEAK

harrystyles added niallhoran to the conversation

louist91: WHAT

harrystyles: niall, tell louis that i am not speaking to him

niallhoran: why am i always added back in here

louist91: THIS IS SO STUPID HARRY PLS

niallhoran: oh great whatd u do

louist91: SHUT UP NAIL

harrystyles: NIALL TELL HIM WHAT I TOLD U

niallhoran: HE CAN JUST READ IT ?:?:?:?

harrystyles: TELL HIM

niallhoran: LOUIS, HARRY SAID HES NOT TALKING TO YOU ?????

louist91: TELL HIM I SAID THAT THIS IS DUMB

harrystyles: NIALL TELL LOUIS THAT I SAID HES DUMB

louist91: NIALL HASNT EVEN TOLD U MY MESSAGE YET

harrystyles: NIALL TELL LOUIS I SAID I DONT CARE

niallhoran: I HATE YOU GUYS

louist91: NIALL TELL NIALL I SAID I HATE HIM TOO

niallhoran: IM CONFUSED

louist91: FINE

louist91 added fakeliampayne to the conversation

fakeliampayne: hey guys :)

louist91: LIAM TELL NIALL THAT I SAID I HATE HIM

louist91: AND THEN TELL HARRY THAT I DONT NEED HIM

niallhoran: SO AM I NOT A GOOD ENOUGH MESSENGER FOR U?:?:?

harrystyles: YOU DO NEED ME YOU STUPID LOUIS

fakeliampayne: but guys

louist91: LIAM TELL NIALL TO TWLL HARRY THAT I SAID HE SPOKE TO ME HAHAH

harrystyles: NIALL TELL LIAM TO TELL LOUIS I SAID I DID NOT

niallhoran: BUT U DID

harrystyles: LOUIS TELL NIALL I SAID I DIDNT

louist91: YOU JSUT DID

fakeliampayne: today is a special day guys

harrystyles: IM S O CONFUSED

niallhoran: WHAT IS GOING ON

louist91: LIAM TELL HARRY THAT I SAID HE LOSES

fakeliampayne: guess what guys

harrystyles: NIALL TELL LOUIS THAT I DIDNT EVEN SPEAK TO HIM

niallhoran: LOUIS HARRY SAYS HE DIDNT EVEN SPEAK TO U

louist91: BUT HE DID ??/?/?:??:

fakeliampayne: someone in the gc is one year older today

harrystyles: YOU CANT PROVE ANYTHING

louist91: YOU JUST DID RIGHT NOW YOU LOSER

niallhoran: YOURE NOT MAKING YOUR CASE ANY BETTER HARRY

fakeliampayne: I'll give u a hint, it's not louis

harrystyles: WHYARE U BOTH AGAINST ME

niallhoran: IM ON UR SIDE

louist91: YOU DONT EVEN KNOW WHATS HAPPENIN

niallhoran: WHAT IS HAPPENING

fakeliampayne: it's also not harry

harrystyles: LOUIS LEFT ME ALONE BC HE WAS 'DOING SOMETHING'

louist91: AND I WAS

fakeliampayne: it's also not niall

niallhoran: WHAT WERE U DOING ???

louist91: IT DOESNT MATTER

harrystyles: YES IT DOES

fakeliampayne: I'll just tell u then

niallhoran: IT ISNT THAT HARD JUST TELL HIM WHAT U WERE DOING

louist91: ACTUALLY, ITS VERY HARD

harrystyles: JUST SAY IT

louist91: NO ???

fakeliampayne: are u ready

niallhoran: SAY IT

harrystyles: SAY IT

niallhoran: SAY IT

harrystyles: SAY IT

fakeliampayne: it's me

fakeliampayne: it's my birthday

louist91: I WAS DOIN MY DICK

louist91: oh

fakeliampayne: oh

niallhoran: well then

harrystyles: it all makes sense now

louist91: yep

harrystyles: well happy birthday liam

fakeliampayne: ty harry

niallhoran: well im just gonna

niallhoran has left the conversation

fakeliampayne: ooooh right

fakeliampayne: i kinda have to

fakeliampayne has left the conversation

harrystyles: oh

harrystyles: oops ???

louist91: hi

harrystyles: hello

harrystyles: just to be clear u were wanking right

louist91: yes harry

harrystyles: and I was sending you selfies

louist91: yes

harrystyles: while u were wanking

louist91: ...... yes

harrystyles: jesus christ

louist91: ......

louist91: no homo?

harrystyles: doNT EVEN GO THERE

louist91: alright.....

harrystyles: i know what ur thinking

harrystyles: don't do it

louist91: try and stop me

harrystyles: i hate u

louist91: and I love you

harrystyles: ...

louist91: this is the part where u saaaaayyy

harrystyles: I love you too

louist91: yes homo :)

harrystyles: u

harrystyles: u fuckin did it

louist91: I did.

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*BONUS*

fakeliampayne: niall

fakeliampayne: i need ur help

niallhoran: what do ya need

fakeliampayne: what the hell is a larrie

niallhoran: excuse u

niallhoran: how do u not know what a larrie is ?:!:?!::

fakeliampayne: just tell me

niallhoran: my people

niallhoran: i came up with a name for the people who want louis and harry to be together aka just me

niallhoran: there are different kinds of larries

fakeliampayne: what kind are u

niallhoran: DARK LARRIE

fakeliampayne: am i a larrie ????

niallhoran: idk are u

fakeliampayne: i say that I am

niallhoran: ok then ur probably a chill larrie

fakeliampayne: what

fakeliampayne: i want to be a dark larrieeee

niallhoran: u have to earn the title !

fakeliampayne: TELL ME HOW TO EARN ITTTT

niallhoran: wAIT

fakeliampayne: WHAT

niallhoran: THIS GIVES ME AN IDEA

fakeliampayne: FOR WHAT

niallhoran: LIAM

niallhoran: I HAVE A PLAN TO GET U TO BE A DARK LARRIE

fakeliampayne: YAY

niallhoran: IT MIGHT BE A LITTLE HARDCORE

niallhoran: DO U THINK YOURE TOUGH ENOUGH FOR THIS KIND OF BUSINESS

fakeliampayne: I AM

niallhoran: ALRIGHT LETS GET STARTED THEN

niallhoran: FIRST STEP OF THE PLAN: THE DAGGER AND THE ROSE

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DID U GUYS LIKE THAT LITTLE BONUS NIAM SCENE HEHEHEH

BUT IM SORRY THERES JUST SOMETHING I WANNA TALK ABOUT AND I HATE THAT I CARE SO MYCH BUT ERGGH

IT LOOKS LIKE IVE LOST A LOT OF READERS, LIKE 20K WORTH AND IM LIKE WHAT WHERED U GUYS GO ?/!/??:

SO I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE THAT EVERYTHING IS OK LIKE DID I DO SOMETHING WHATD I SAY AM I DOING SOMETHING WRONG?:?:??

IDK IM JUST KINDA CONFUSED IM SORRY IM SORRY

BUT ANYWAYS COMMENT SOMETHING FUNNY HERE FOR LIAM'S BIRTHDAY YAY LIMA

AND ILL SEE U BROZ L8R