yes yes, horrible author is i

i hope the slow updates don't affect your interest in this book, im trying my best, it's just getting harder for me

also dedications to my friendsies:

Iarrystylinscn JENNERS for editing this chapter, what a lil cutie i love her sm

@cupcakedreamzz aka ECE for offering to gift me the neW SONG WHAT A HERO

and returnofthefeels vicky for actually gifting me money and just being a pretty great person overall alright alright i luv u vicksters

ok hi jen here, PLS WATCH THE VIDEO IN THE MULTIMEDIA THING ITS SOF UCKING FUNNY IM CRYING credz to leanners lol ok bye

enjoy the chapter my friends

NO HOMO > LARRY AU
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harrystyles: lewie??:?:??;?;

harrystyles: I'm freakin out ?:?:??:?;

louist91: who said u could call me lewie ?:!:??:?;?:?

harrystyles: but it's so cute ?/?:?:??:?

louist91: fuck u ?!:?:!;?;!;?;?

harrystyles: LISTEN TO ME LEWIE

louist91: I don't know who you're talking to

harrystyles: L E W I E

harrystyles: L I S T E N

louist91: who

harrystyles: U TAKE ALL THE FUN OUT OF NICKNAMES

harrystyles: louis !!!

louist91: ah yes, there it is

harrystyles: you're so cruel to treat me like this

louist91: oops?

harrystyles: but L I S T E N

louist91: my ears are open

harrystyles: TWO DAYS

harrystyles: TWO

harrystyles: ONLY TWO

harrystyles: THATS LITERALLY ONLY TWO

harrystyles: ONE TWO

harrystyles: SEE, ONLY TWO

louist91: ONLY TWO

harrystyles: IM SCARED IM SCARED IM SCARED

louist91: DONT BE SCARED DONT BE SCARED DONT BE SCARED

harrystyles: BUT

harrystyles: IM NERVOUS

louist91: BUT WHY

harrystyles: BECAUSE IM GOING TO MEET YOU FOR THE FIRST TIME AND IT'S GOING TO BE GREAT

harrystyles: BUT THEN AGAIN IT MIGHT NOT BE

harrystyles: YOU MIGHT HATE ME

harrystyles: AND THEN KICK ME IN THE FACE

louist91: WE'VE ALREADY GONE OVER THIS, NO MATTER HOW MUCH I MIGHT HATE U, I WILL NOT PUNCH U IN THE FACE

harrystyles: BUT KICKING IS DIFFERENT

louist91: KICK OR PUNCH

harrystyles: OK I TRUST U

louist91: GOOD GOOD

harrystyles: buT

louist91: wHAT

harrystyles: LET'S PLAY A GAME TO GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER

louist91: ......

louist91: are we in fifth grade

harrystyles: pls

harrystyles: i want to learn more about u lewie

louist91: for starters, my name is nOT LEWIE

harrystyles: louist

louist91: NO

harrystyles: lewis

louist91: NO

harrystyles: looee

louist91: STOP

harrystyles: i don't have anymore names to annoy u :(

louist91: good u evil piece of shit

harrystyles: i am not a piece of shit

louist91: u piece of glittery shit

harrystyles: not much better

louist91: that's the best ur gonna get

harrystyles: oh

harrystyles: bUT LET'S GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER LOU LOU

louist91: i already know everything about you

harrystyles: yeah right

harrystyles: what's my favorite color

louist91: louis

harrystyles: um

harrystyles: what's my favorite movie

louist91: louis

harrystyles: what i do in my free time

louist91: louis

louist91: wink wonk

harrystyles: S T O P

louist91: can't stop won't stop

harrystyles: i know what ur favorite color is

louist91: harry

harrystyles: oh

harrystyles: i was gonna say red but ok

louist91: wink wonk

harrystyles: what doES THAT MEAN

louist91: exactly what you'd think

louist91: wink wonk

harrystyles: will u be the wink to my wonk

louist91: :O

louist91: i'd like you to wink my wonk

harrystyles: oK THEN

harrystyles: bUT STILL LET'S PLAY A GAME PLEAAAAAASSSEEEEE

louist91: UGH

harrystyles: PLEAAAAASSEEEEE

louist91: FINE OK

harrystyles: YAY

harrystyles: LET'S MAKE UP OUR OWN GAME

louist91: OK

harrystyles: SPELL OUT UR NAME WITH DIFFERENT FACTS ABOUT YOURSELF

louist91: idgi

harrystyles: ok ok ill go first

harrystyles: H: hates seaworld

harrystyles: A: amazing cooking skills

harrystyles: um

louist91: why u stop

harrystyles: i can't think of an 'r' ?!?!?!?!?!?

louist91: wait i have one

louist91: R: really loves louis

harrystyles: ok true

harrystyles: but now i need another r

louist91: R: really loves dick

harrystyles: oK

louist91: Y: yabadabadoo

harrystyles: whAT

louist91: there u go

harrystyles: WHAT DOES YABADABADOO HAVE TO DO WITH ANY OF THIS

louist91: it doesn't, it's just fun to say

louist91: (video attached) YABADABADOO

harrystyles: omg

harrystyles: (video attached) YABADABADOO

louist91: yabadabadoo?

harrystyles: yabadabadoo.

louist91: :O

louist91: flinstones, meet the flinstones

harrystyles: THEY'RE THE MODERN STONE AGE FAMILY

louist91: WOAH THERE HARRIE

harrystyles: I GOT EXCITED OK

louist91: CALM UR SHIT HARBEAR

harrystyles: OK OK IM CALM

louist91: GOOD

harrystyles: BUT WE NEED TO CONTINUE OUR GAME

louist91: i already know my entire name

harrystyles: then show me

louist91: wink wonk

harrystyles: STOP

louist91: L: loves harry

louist91: O: obviously loves harry

louist91: U: undeniably loves harry

louist91: I: incredibly loves harry

louist91: S: still loves harry

louist91: there u go

harrystyles: how very sweet of u

louist91: ikr

louist91: I'm soOoOo romantic

louist91: wink wonk

harrystyles: stop winking the wonk

louist91: actually its wonking the wink

louist91: uncultured swine

harrystyles: the U in LOUIS should be uncultured swine

louist91: SAY THAT TO MY FACE

louist91: TURN ON UR LOCATION I JUST WANNA TALK

harrystyles: ur gonna be able to talk to me in two days

louist91: i'll fight u so hard

harrystyles: YOU PROMISED U WOULDN'T HURT ME

harrystyles: LOUIS

louist91: FUCK I DID

louist91: U PLANNED THIS

harrystyles: DID I ?!?!?!!??!

louist91: U KNEW I WOULD WANT TO FIGHT YOU

louist91: NOW I CANT

harrystyles: GET REKT

louist91: YOU CANT SAY THAT

harrystyles: YES I CAN

louist91: U DON'T DESERVE THE REKT

harrystyles: REEEEEEKT

louist91: STOP

louist91: IF I CAN'T FIGHT YOU, I'LL BRING LIAM SO HE CAN

harrystyles: LIAM WONT FIGHT ME, HE LOVES ME

louist91: LIAM LOVES ME MORE

louist91: I WILL PAY HIM TO FIGHT YOU

harrystyles: THAT'S NOT FAIR

louist91: YES IT IS SHUT UP

louist91: AND ILL ALSO FIGHT NIALL

harrystyles: i bet on you

louist91: aw supportive girlfriend

harrystyles: shush

louist91: shush more like kush

louist91: *hits blunt*

harrystyles: no lewie pls

harrystyles: dnt do the marijuanas

louist91: i won't bb

louist91: just 4 u <333234242

harrystyles: thank u bb

louist91: anything 4 u bb

harrystyles: bb

louist91: bb

harrystyles: dd

louist91: :O

harrystyles: u keep using that face

louist91: because it's funny

louist91: :O

harrystyles: :O

louist91: when u spill ur drink :O

harrystyles: when you're cat pees on your carpet :O

louist91: when he send u nudes :O

louist91: just kidding he hasn't yet

louist91: wink wonk

harrystyles: you will not pressure me into showing you my butt

louist91: it's not pressure if u want to js

louist91: but u don't have to ok

harrystyles: hm

louist91: hm what

harrystyles: I'm thinking

louist91: about what

harrystyles: .............

louist91: um

harrystyles: brb

louist91: oh

louist91: well ok then

louist91: rude

louist91: I'll just wait here until u get back

louist91: so i saw a horse earlier today

louist91: her name was amelia

louist91: she had nice hair

louist91: very long

louist91: very luscious

harrystyles: (image attached)

louist91: HOLY FUCKING SHIT

louist91: WHAT THE FUCK

louist91: I WASNT FUCKING READY FOR THIS

harrystyles: I'm sorry did I interrupt your horse talk

louist91: MAN FUCK AMELIA

louist91: IM SO CONFUSED

harrystyles: you were talking about the horse's hair

harrystyles: very long

harrystyles: very luscious

louist91: THAT PIC U SENT IS MORE IMPORTANT

louist91: MORE LONG

louist91: MORE LUSCIOUS

harrystyles: ehejehjeheheheheh

louist91: WHERE THE FUCK DID THAT COME FROM

harrystyles: I'm not sure actually

harrystyles: I took more but idk

louist91: here send them to me and I will evaluate them

harrystyles: this is my first time taking

harrystyles: pictures

harrystyles: of that

louist91: since I have dabbled a bit in the nudies, send em here and I will give back feedback

harrystyles: very funny

louist91: no humor, only constructive criticism

harrystyles: you're a dork

harrystyles: (image attached)

louist91: wOw oK

harrystyles: any notes?

louist91:  jusT givE me a mOmenT to sOAk this all in alrigHT

louist91: NO NOTES, CONTINUE

harrystyles: (image attached)

louist91:  jesus mother of god

harrystyles: (image attached) this is the last one

louist91: YOU PUT MY NUDES TO SHAME

harrystyles: but

harrystyles: I like yours

louist91: well I mean duh, of course you would

louist91: or I'd have to kill you

harrystyles: are mine good?

louist91: ur kidding right

louist91: beyond good, they're beautiful love

harrystyles: nudes are weird

harrystyles: how do u take them so often

louist91: what can I say

louist91: (image attached) I'm a pro

harrystyles: THATS AN OLD ONE

harrystyles: STOP TRYING TO CHEAT ME OUT OF WHAT I DESERVE

louist91: ALRIGHT MR PICKY ILL BE RIGHT BACK

harrystyles: YAY

louist91: (image attached) YA HAPPY NOW HARRIE

harrystyles: very

harrystyles: why do you have orange undies

louist91: the real question here is why do you call them undies

harrystyles: answer me

louist91: because orange is cool now leave my cool underwear alone

harrystyles: ugh fine

harrystyles: you won't show anyone my pictures though, right?

louist91: no, of course not

louist91: even if you wanted me to, I'd never show anyone

louist91: these were taken specially for me

louist91: mine

harrystyles: ok true

harrystyles: yours

louist91: Jesus Christ what kind of friendship do we have here

harrystyles: the best kind

louist91: I really can't wait to meet you

harrystyles: I can't wait to meet you too

harrystyles: (image attached) ok last one because I spoil you too much

louist91: WOW

louist91: THAT ONE'S GOING ON MY WALL

harrystyles: OMG NO

louist91: when he send u nudes :O

harrystyles: SHUT UP

louist91: REALLY can't wait to meet you

louist91: but like

harrystyles: STOP

harrystyles: NO

harrystyles: NEVER

louist91: I WAS KIDDING IMCRYIDNSHDJ

harrystyles: OK GOOD

harrystyles: ALL OF THE HOMO FOREVER

louist91: ALL OF THE HOMO

harrystyles: NOW THATS THE WAY TO END A CONVERSATION LOUIS

louist91: ALRIGHT GOT IT

louist91: ALL OF THE HOMO.

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IM SO SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG TO WRITE

DONT LEAVE ME MY BEAUTIFUL READERS, IVE JUST BEEN BUSY WITH SCHOOL AND STUFF

ILL TRY MY ABSOLUTE HARDEST AND UPDATE EARLY-ISH GUYS I LOVE YOU

i will sEE ALL U DUDES IN THE NEXT CHAPTER
too much jacksepticeye im sorry

SEEYA L8R BROZ