IM BACK BABY

ps look @ that hackin awesome fan art by @alpacadev99 it's so frickin amazing and cute and I'll treasure it forever thank you so much

if you guys have fan art you've drawn or something, just send me links and I'll love YOU FOREVER

ok anyways

more stuff to talk about at the end but until then ENJOY THE CHAPTER

NO HOMO > LARRY AU
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harrystyles: TWO WEEKS AND FOUR DAYS UNTIL I MEET YOU

louist91: WOOOOOOOO

louist91: WHY ARE THESE DAYS GOING BY SO FUCKIGND SLOW

harrystyles: IT GIVES US MORE TIME TO PLAN LOUIIIS POUISS

harrystyles: NOW TELL ME LOUIS, WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE KIND OF MOVIES

louist91: IDK LEMME THINK

harrystyles: im making a list of very important details that'll come in handy when we meet

louist91: ok well I've decided that my favorite kind of movies are musicals

louist91: what kind of important details

harrystyles: alright what's your favorite tv show

louist91: idk

louist91: i don't even watch tv anymore i just text you all day

harrystyles: how cute

louist91: maybe impractical jokers bc those guys are hilarious

harrystyles: hmmm

harrystyles: alright next question, what's your favorite snacky snack

louist91: dick

harrystyles: UGH LOUIS

louist91: i saw an opportunity and i took it

harrystyles: ANSWER SERIOUSLY THIS LIST NEEDS TO BE PERFECT

louist91: fine

louist91: your dick

harrystyles: I GIVE UP

louist91: :)

harrystyles: don't smile at me you little demon

louist91: :)))))))

harrystyles: :(

louist91: fine anything that isn't baked beans or carrots

harrystyles: well just for that all you're eating at my house is baked beans and carrots

louist91: NO

harrystyles: IM BUYING ALL THE BAKED BEANS AND CARROTS AT THE SUPER MARKET JUST FOR YOU LOUEH

louist91: FUCKING DONT

harrystyles: ILL HAVE A BLIMP FILLED WITH BAKED BEANS AND CARROTS

louist91: HARRY NO

harrystyles: A BLIMP

harrystyles: IM TELLING MY MOM THAT YOU REFUSE TO EAT ANYTHING THATS NOT BAKED BEANS OR CARROTS

louist91: HARRY PLS STOP

harrystyles: IM PURE EVIL

louist91: DONT DO IT

harrystyles: THEN TELL ME LOUIS WHATS YOUR FAVORITE SNACK

louist91: PASTA JESUS CHRIST

harrystyles: pasta it is, next question

louist91: FUCKSISNDN

harrystyles: guest room or sharing rooms

louist91: is that actually a question

harrystyles: what

louist91: im sleepin in yo room

harrystyles: SLUMBER PARTY

louist91: im going to mark your room

louist91: I'll pee all over your room

harrystyles: no pls dont

louist91: my pee will be everywhere

harrystyles: louis don't pee in my room

harrystyles: pee in niall's room

louist91: okay

louist91: I'll pee on you too

harrystyles: EW

louist91: YOURE MINE

harrystyles: LOUIS NO

louist91: MINE

harrystyles: YOURE NASTY

harrystyles: NEXT QUESTION PLEASE LETS NOT TALK ABOUT YOU PEEING ON ME

louist91: it'll happen

harrystyles: all nighters or beauty sleep

louist91: this is actually a hard question

louist91: you see on one hand, i love staying up all night and havin fun but then on another i don't get this beautiful without sleeping

harrystyles: you're always beautiful

louist91: aw harry poo

louist91: up all night then

harrystyles: alrighty next question

harrystyles: cuddling or solo sleeper

louist91: cuddle cuddle

louist91: i cuddle u

harrystyles: YAY

harrystyles: OMG WAIT WE CAN CUDDLE LOUIS TOGETHER

louist91: what

harrystyles: LOUIS THE KITTY

louist91: WAIT OH MY GOD YES

harrystyles: FINALLY HE WILL BE ABLE TO HUG BOTH HIS PARENTS

louist91: aww how's my little boy doin

harrystyles: right now he's chewing up niall's hat but im allowing it bc im the only one in this household who can wear cool hats

louist91: fedoras aren't cool hats

harrystyles: i have no idea what you're talking about

harrystyles: fedoras get me all the guyz

louist91: whoever told you that was lying to you

harrystyles: i suddenly cannot read

harrystyles: anyways next question

harrystyles: big spoon or little spoon

louist91: i don't know depends

louist91: im usually the big spoon but

harrystyles: wait hold on

harrystyles: (image attached) im like 5'11"

louist91: wtf you're so tall

louist91: what the hell are you, the jolly green giant?

harrystyles: im not that tall

harrystyles: my legs are just skinny

harrystyles: send a pic of ur height

louist91: ugh ok

louist91: (image attached)

harrystyles: WAIT WHAT

harrystyles: OH MY GOD

harrystyles: PLOT TWIST OF THE CENTURY

louist91: WHAT

harrystyles: YOURE AN ELF

louist91: WHAT NO IM NOT

harrystyles: YOURE SO TINY AW AW AW

harrystyles: I WANT TO HUG YOU

louist91: SHUT UP

louist91: IM 5'9" FOR YOUR INFORMATION

harrystyles: YOU ARE NOT 5'9" YOU LITTLE KITTEN FLUFF

louist91: YES I AM

louist91: THE FULL 175.3 CENTIMETERS

harrystyles: MORE LIKE MILLIMETERS

louist91: UGH YOURE ANNOYING

harrystyles: BUT THIS IS HILARIOUS

harrystyles: THE SASS FILLED BLACK HOLE IS NOTHING BUT A LITTLE BUNNY

harrystyles: OH MY GOD IWANT TO SQUEEZE YOH LITTLE CUTIE

louist91: YOURE A SHIT HEAD

louist91: HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO YOUR KING LIKE THIS

harrystyles: OMG

harrystyles: YOURE LORD FARQUAD FROM SHREK

louist91: FUCKING EXCUSE YOU

louist91: ILL CRUSH YOU

harrystyles: BUT H O W

louist91: I FUCKING HATE YOU

harrystyles: im sorry i forgot you have a SHORT temper

louist91: IM 5' FUCKING 9"

louist91: WHY DO YOU EVEN SPEAK

harrystyles: i never was good at SMALL talk

louist91: FUCK YOU

harrystyles: i sorry loueh

louist91: i hate you

harrystyles: all of these jokes about your height must be....

harrystyles: beLITTLING

louist91: im going to block you

harrystyles: no louis pls don't

louist91: then shut up

harrystyles: ok i sorry

louist91: and by the way, that picture does no justice to my height, it was the only one i could find

harrystyles: ok ok I understand

harrystyles: man im disappointed

louist91: why

harrystyles: i always imagined you carrying me bridal style

harrystyles: but because of your height.......

louist91: ......

harrystyles: there might be a TINY problem

louist91 has muted your conversation.

harrystyles: NO

harrystyles: LOUIS COME BACK

harrystyles: LOUIS I HAD TO MAKE THAT JOKE

harrystyles: PLS UNDERSTAND

harrystyles: LOUIS

harrystyles: IS IT BAD THAT IM LAUGHING REALLY LOUDLY RIGHT NOW

louist91 has unmuted your conversation

harrystyles: LOUIS YOURE BACK

louist91: I couldn't stay mad at you

harrystyles: yay

louist91: but one more joke like that and I'll mute this conversation FOREVER

harrystyles: fine fine

harrystyles: I'll save the jokes for when you come to holmes chapel *wink*

louist91: I'll save this punch to your balls for when i go to holmes chapel *wink*

harrystyles: I've been hit in my balls too many times Louis pls don't

louist91: how about i hit your balls with something it's surely never been hit with

harrystyles: don't

louist91: like my mouth

harrystyles: FJSJDDCKWWKS

louist91: NO HOMO THO

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writing this book makes me wish i had friends like this *sigh*

but anyWAYS THATS ALL FOR THIS CHAPTER IM SORRY FOR SUCH A LATE CHAPTER IVE JUST BEEN OFF MAH GROOVE LATELY

SEE YA LATER GUYZ